DICK LICKSTEN-LEAD,VOX, JOHNNY GUNCH-BASS, DR. W. KEN DICKLETON-GUITAR, RON FAGGOATSECHS-DRUMS
Influences
SARS-A SWEDISH DEATH METAL BAND, BAD RELIGION, CHOKING VICTIM, OPERATION IVY, IRON MAIDEN, 98 DEGREES, MEATLOAF, AIR SUPPLY(OF COURSE), RANCID, PENNYWISE, OLD AFI, RISE AGAINST, LEFTOVER CRACK, ALL BETS ON DEATH, CLR, A LESSON IN CHAOS, REFUSED, AT THE DRIVE IN, HER THEORY, POTTY MOUTH SOCIETY, MIND CANDY, AGAINST ME!, ROD STEWART, IKE AND TINA TURNER, AND NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
Sounds Like
THE SOUND YOUR MOTHER MAKES WHEN SHE IS ALMOST PLEASED SEXUALLY....MIXED WITH THE SOUND OF TWO OLD GAY MEN FUCKING.
WARNING:
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
NOW WE RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDUALED CRAP. THANK YOU.
The Eight Hour Disease formed outside an Air Supply concert in the 1990's. Two men, Tony Mccaslin and Glen Cook, found Jeff in a dumpster after a 3 1/2 year coke binge. Jeff was a small time washed-up actor from Sheboygan, WI. He earned fame as the baby in Look Whos Talking, but later was reduced to playing bass guitar. Glen was the former electric xilophone player in the swedish sci-fi polka band "Chodski". He Came to america to explore idiocy and ignorance. Tony, a smelly mexican of japanese descent, had a brief stint playing triangle in the renowned deathcore mariachi ensemble "Diablo's Lettuce Patch." The three met drummer Bill who's not tottaly gay but definately not straight. Bill was caught trying to steal the bands drumset after a ridiculous amount of whip-its. Their music is a combination of psycho billy lounge core and hardcore progressive soft rock. Fuck off.
Come out to the Bit Saloon in Ballard this Saturday and celebrate Eight Hour Tony's birthday! Come buy Tony some shots and witness him get hammered while enjoying some of the best ska, reggae and hip hop around. Party starts at 9pm, hope to see you there biatches! Also everyone that comes out is guaranteed to get laid (at the very least by Neno at the afterparty, he gives great head!)
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