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Karhu Warchild

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  • Karhu Warchild

  • 91 / Female
  • Foreverdark Woods, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 7/17/2009

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I'm Olivia. I'm sure you'll think of a crazy nickname for me by the time this is all said and done. I'm a Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network. I think that I'm the bee's knees. I'm a gamer, a comic book geek, and a haunted house hunter. I don't get out much and I'm more full of shit than a porta-potty. 

I'm a geek. Ask me about it. I'm a sophomore at Olympic College, sort of.

I love trees and animals, but I'm no hippie. I love folk and power metal. ..

I guess you could say that I'm Pagan, though I don't care much for religion. It's more like, I sit and listen to what the wind has to say, and I dance around naked in the rain. Y'know, that sort of thing. I pray to Norse gods, though I don't consider myself truly Norse Pagan. I call it being "Norse-Paganish." But whatever.

I love anything that has to do with Scandinavia and the Viking age, which, for whatever reason, some people have a problem with because I'm black. I'm a heathen and you can't stop me, because MY MOMMY SAID I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT WHEN I GROW UP, so get over it.

I'm a closet snob and I'm really into steampunk. I love guys with long hair. I collect vintage cameras. I'd collect typewriters, but they're too damn expensive. As you can see, I've got a thing for vintage shit. I swear too much for my own good. I think I'm supposed to be skinny, but I'm not going to be. English is what I do.

Jigsaw puzzles are not fun. If you like them, you are a liar. No one knows where I live, so I guess that makes me Carmen Sandiego. I love the Castlevania franchise. Then again, I like a lot of game franchises. I can't make up my mind. So sue me. Paul Robertson's work describes me in a nutshell.

I'm socially retarded, but I'm seriously working on that. If you have anything you'd like to say, please don't hesitate to ask. :D

"Nazarene, what can you offer? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping womb of a woman, you have done nothing but drown mens' soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. I was conceived of a jackal. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of Isis. Cursed Nazarene, I will avenge thy torment."

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Who I'd like to meet:

Someone who will realize that they're in love with me after listening to Bathory's Nordland I and II back to back, or after watching The Last Unicorn.

Kratos. Pyramid Head. Stan Lee. Junji Ito. Paul Robertson. Dario Argento. Takashi Miike. Neil Gaiman. Guillermo del Toro. Mark Ryden. Margaret Keane. Simon Amstell. Twitch the clown. Jake Von Slatt. Anne Sudworth. Zdzislaw Beksinski. H.R. Geiger. Till Lindemann. Nina Hagen. The majority of the male X-Men. Wiccan and Hulkling. Vincent Price. Edward Norton. Deadpool. Psycho Mantis.

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Valhalla
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Viking Warlord

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Interests

  • General

    INTERESTS:

    I LIKE:

    Accents. Alice in wonderland. Androids. Animals. Anime. Asian dramas. Avant-punk. Black and white photography. Black humor. Big-eyed paintings. Brutality. Books. British Comedy. Cacti. Canada. Cartoons. Carnivals. Centaurs. Cereal. Classical music. Conventions. Comics. Cuckoo clocks. Corporate corruption. Cosplay. Cursive. Dancing. DDR. Demons. Doo-wop. Dragons. Dreaming. Epic Sagas. Electric violins. Europe. Faeries. Gaming. Garden gnomes. Gore. Hats. Haunted houses. Heathenism. High fantasy. Horror. The Jazz age. Jewelry. Jam sessions. Kitsch. Laughing. Loud people. Lakes. Labyrinths. Monsters. Mimes. METAAAAL. Manga. Music. Making stuffed animals. Mountains. New Orleans Voodoo. Nature. Noodles. Nerds. Neo-Paganism. Pyramid Head. Organized crime. Pomegranate Rockstar. Powell's. Poetry. Quizzes. Quirkiness. Rolls-Royce. Red vs. Blue. Reading. Roleplaying. Runes. Russian nesting eggs. Singing. Stargazing. Steampunk. Scandinavia. Suits. Sushi. Tall. Tea Parties. Thai food. Trees. Treehouses. Typewriters. Ugly cats. Unicorns. Urban fantasy. Vaudeville. Video games. Vikings. Vintage. Werewolves. Writing. Winter. Web comics. Zombies.

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    And now for some things that I greatly dislike:

    Math. Scene kids. Grasshoppers. Going to the dentist. Unfriendly people that work in public services. Homophobes. Jesus freaks. R&B music. Reckless drivers. Know-it-all fuckheads who think that they're better than you are. People who do nothing in particular for a living but still make a fortune. The band 'Drop Dead, Gorgeous'. People who choose not to become educated when the opportunity is presented to them. Marshmallow cream. Small children. Rachel Ray. Feeling claustrophobic.

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  • Music

    I get to be a music snob now:

    Folk/Viking Metal. Power metal. Black Metal. Melodic death metal. Classic rock. Progressive metal. Big band/swing. Avant-garde. Dark cabaret. Classical. Electroclash. Vaudeville revival. Alternative horror. Ragtime. Neue Deutsche Härte. Dance punk. Trance. Industrial. Heavy Metal. Queercore. 80s goth. Gypsy punk. Ambient electronica. 20's-40's pop.

    Trust me, I like a lot more music than this:

    The music I listen to is ridiculous. If you feel the need to tell me that, I’m afraid I’m going to have to stab you.

    A-Ha. A Wilhelm Scream. Ace of Base. Achillea. Adult. Aenima. Alec K. Redfearn and the Eyesores. **Amon Amarth**. Amon Tobin. Amy Winehouse. *Andrew Bird/Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire*. The Andrews Sisters. Android Lust. Animal Alpha. Apocalyptica. The Arcade Fire. Atari Teenage Riot. Atlas Plug. Au Revoir Simone. Basshunter. Bat for Lashes. ***Bathory***. Bauhaus. *Be Your Own Pet*. Beast. Beat Circus. *Behemoth*. Behold...The Arctopus. Beirut. Bela Lugosi. Belle and Sebastian. Benny Benassi & The Biz. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Billie Holiday. Birdflesh. Black Sabbath. ***Blind Guardian.*** The Blood Brothers. BloodFreak. Bobby Birdman. Boys Noize. The Bronx. Calabrese. Camera Obscura. Carcass. **Carpathian Forest**. Cascada. Cat Power. Celldweller. Celtic Frost. Charon. Chthonion. Circus Contraption. Claire Voyant. CocoRosie. Cold War Kids. Combichrist. Comeback Kid. Contra. The Cranberries. Creature Feature. *Creedence Clearwater Revival.* Cruachan. Cthonic. The Cure. Daggermouth. Danny Elfman. Dark Tranquility. The Dear Hunter. The Death Set. Decapitated. The Decemberists. *Demons & Wizards*. Depeche Mode. Despairs Ray. Destroyer. The Devil Makes Three. *Devotchka*. Dio. Dir en Grey. *Dr. Steel*. *Dream Theater.* The Dresden Dolls. The Dropkick Murphys. Duke Ellington. Duran Duran. Editors. E.S. Posthumus. Electric Six. Elliot Smith. Eluveitie. **Elvenking**. Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton. **Ensiferum**. Enslaved. Estradasphere. The Faceless. The Faint. Fairyland. ***Falconer***. Fats Waller. Fefe Dobson. The Fiery Furnaces. ***Finntroll***. Firewind. Frank Sinatra. Frog Eyes. *Gamma Ray.* Garbage. Gogol Bordello. Goldfrapp. Golem!. GWAR. *Heidevolk.* The Hives. Humanwine. The Hush Sound. I: Scintilla. **Iced Earth**. Ima Robot. **Immortal** Interpol. **Iron Maiden**. Iron and Wine. Jem. Jill Tracy. Jimi Hendrix. Joan Jett. John Zorn. **Judas Priest**. *Kamelot*. Kittie. Kivimetsän Druidi. KMFDM. ***Korpiklaani***. *Kreator.* Kultur Shock. L'Ame Immortelle. Leah Callahan. Led Zeppelin. Les Georges Leningrad. The Locust. **Lumsk.** Manegarm. **Manowar**. Megadeth. Megaherz. Men, Women, and Children. Metallica. Metric. Mastodon. Mon Frere. Monsters Are Waiting...*Moonsorrow*. Mordor. Morrissey. **Motorhead.** Mozart. Muse.*My Brightest Diamond*. Nat King Cole. Neutral Milk Hotel. *Nevermore*. The New Pornographers. *Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds*. Nigel Kennedy. Nightmare of You. Nile. Nina Hagen. No Doubt. Nunslaughter. Odious Mortem. Of Montreal. Old Man Gloom. Oomph!. The Organ. Pantera. Patrick Wolf. Peaches. The Peculiar Pretzelmen. Persephone’s Bees. Persuader. Pink Martini. The Presets. Primordial The Puppini Sisters. Queen. Queen Adreena. Queens of the Stone Age. Rammstein. Regina Spektor. *Reverend Glasseye*. ***Rhapsody (of Fire)***. Rick Berlin. Rotting Christ. Scarlet Room. *Schoolyard Heroes*. She Wants Revenge. Sigur Rós. Siouxie and the Banshees. Sissel. Skinny Puppy. Slania. Sleepthief. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. Sonata Arctica Splatterhouse. *Stratovarius*. Sufjan Stevens. St. Vincent. Steelpreacher. Stolen Babies. The Strokes. Suidakra. *Svartsot.* Symphony X. Tamtrum. Teenage Badgirl. Teen Cthulhu. Testament. The Thermals. These Arms Are Snakes. **Tom Waits**. *Turisas*. The Turtles. ***Tyr***. The Unicorns. Unexpect. Vader. Vagabond Opera. Vermillion Lies. The Vincent Black Shadow. What Time is it, Mr. Fox?. *Wizard*. Wolfchant. Wolf Eyes. Yelle. Zombie Ritual. Zombina and the Skeletones

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  • Movies

    MOVIES:

    The 6th Sense. 12 Angry Men. 300. A Few Good Men. A Nightmare on Elm Street. Alice in Wonderland. An American Werewolf in London. Army of Darkness. Balto. Beauty and the Beast. Big Fish. Big Trouble in Little China. The Brave Little Toaster. Cat Soup. Chopping Mall. The Chumscrubber. City of Lost Children. The Creeping Flesh. Creepshow. Crippled Masters. The Crow. Dagon. Dark City. The Dark Crystal. Dead Poet's Society. Delicatessen. Donnie Darko. Dune. Eraserhead. Evil. Evil Dead. Fern Gully. Fight Club. Friday The Thirteenth. Funny Games. Gangs of New York. Grave of the Fireflies. The Green Mile. Halloween. Happy Gilmore. Hard Candy. Heavenly Creatures. Hellraiser. Hot Fuzz. Howl's Moving Castle. The Howling. The Incredible Journey. Interview with the Vampire. The Iron Giant. Jacob's Ladder. Jason and the Argonauts. Kiki's Delivery Service. Labyrinth. The Last Unicorn. Let The Right One In. The Longest Yard. The Lost Boys. Me, You, and Everyone We Know. Mirrormask. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. My Neighbor Totoro. Necronomicon. Night of the living dead. The Omen. Once Upon A Forest. Pan’s Labyrinth. Phantasm. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. Pet Cemetary. Poltergeist. The Princess Bride. Re-Animator. Rejected. Say Anything... School of Rock. Se7en. Shaun of the Dead. The Shawshank Redemption. The Shining. Shrek. Signs. The Silence of the Lambs. Sky High. Slither. Spirited Away. Star Wars. Steamboy. Suspiria. Ten Things I Hate About You. Treasure Planet. Unbreakable. The United States of Leland. V For Vendetta. The Village. X-Men. And way more that I don't even want to think about.

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  • Television

    TELEVISION

    Superjail. The Mighty Boosh. Carnivale. The Twilight Zone. Tales from the Crypt. Batman: The Animated Series. Tales from the Darkside. America's Funniest Home Videos. Courage the Cowardly Dog. Dethklok Metalocalypse. Teen Titans. MST3K. Big Wolf on Campus. Batman Beyond. Wonder Showzen. Chowder.

    And basically everything on the History Channel and the National Geographic Channel. I also watch anime. What's funny is that despite all of this, I really don't watch that much television.

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  • Books

    BOOKS:

    ...I'm a bookworm/nerd/fiend.

    I'll read anything with words on it.

    Books, magazines, newspapers, comics, web comics, manga, ect. I like words, and I'll basically read anything that's given to me. But if I actually had to choose a few genres: Urban fantasy. Avant-punk/Bizarro. High fantasy. Medical horror. Gothic Horror. Dark comedy. Historical nonfiction.

    Older sagas too, such as the poetic edda and Beowulf. But for my own sake, I guess I'll try to list some authors, in no particular order: Neil Gaiman, John Crowley, Mervyn Peake, China Mieville, Carlton Mellick III, Craig Clevenger, Jeffery Thomas, Stephen Graham Jones, Vincent W. Sakowski, H.P. Lovecraft, Snorri Sturleson Alyssa Sturgill, Jeremy Robert Johnson, Junji Ito, Oscar Wilde, Ayn Rand, Scott Westerfield, blah blah blah blah blah.

  • Heroes

    Thor. Týr. Baldur. Odin. Vidar. Heimdall. Forseti. Dellingr. Freyr.Bragi. Hermóðr. Mímir. Hœnir. Njörðr. Ullr. Váli.