The El Ryan
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26 years old
United States
Last Login: 10/28/2007
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| General | I'm interested in a lot of different stuff; looking awesome, being awesome, talking awesome, and thinking awesome are a few of my favorites. I also like kicking babies and taking money from old people. | | Music | The music I listen to is always awesome. It's not always awesome before or after I listen to it, but it's always awesome while I'm listening to it. | | Movies | All of my favorite movies have one thing in common, and no, it's not that they're all awesome movies; it's that the movies have awesome stuff in them. Like I saw this one movie once where this guy was like, "No, don't shoot me!" And this other guy is like, "Tough, I'm totally going to shoot you!" and then the guy shot him, and he was bleeding all over the place and was all like, "AHHH!!! I'm bleeding everywhere!" And the other guy (the one who shot the other one) was all like, "Dude, you are totally bleeding everywhere, and it's totally frickin' AWESOME!!!" And that's when I was like, "YEAH!!!" Man, I think I'm going to go watch that movie right now. | | Television | I don't really watch a lot of TV. I mean, I do now and again, and technically I guess I watch the TV if I'm playing a videogame or watching a DVD, but I don't really watch television programs, per se. On the rare ocasion that I flip on the TV, though, rest assured that I only watch the most awesome of shows available at that time. | | Books | There's not a lot of awesome books in the world, and what there are I've totally read. I read this one book where a guy had a space-suit and ran around killing giant bugs while they tore his buddies in half, and I read another book about this guy who could teleport and he would grab people and then teleport up like a mile into the sky, and then he'd let go of them and then teleport back to the ground and watch them hit the ground and go "splat." There was this other really cool book I read, but it got really lame halfway through; it had all sorts of war and killing, and people wuld get tent pegs hammered through their heads and eaten by lions and turned into pillars of salt. The second half was about some guy who was like some sort of masochist, because he kept telling people that they shouldn't hurt each other, but he wanted these other guys to hurt him instead, so they nailed him to a tree, and I thought that was kind of cool. Then he came back from the dead and I almost hated it (I hate zombies) but I found out he wasn't a zombie, so i thought that was kind of bad-ass, but then he didn't go kick the people's asses who killed him, so I thought that was kind of lame. It ended pretty well, though, with all sorts of fires and cities being destroyed and beasts and death and stuff. | | Heroes | Man, I have some pretty cool heroes: Bruce Willis and Arnold Swarzenagger are both awesome at killing people, blowing stuff up, and killing more people, so they're both at the top of my list. Johnny Depp is pretty cool, but that's just because he was a pirate, and pirates are awesome. I also saw this three-legged dog kill and eat a snake, and I thought that was really cool, so I decided that dog could be one of my heroes, too. |
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The El Ryan's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Awesomeville, AT | | Body type: | 8' 11" | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Awesome |
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About me:
First off, see me in action here.
Now then; I'm a simple guy... simply awesome! Seriously though, I really am awesome. A lot of people come up to me on the street and ask for tips on how to be awesome themselves. Sometimes I give them a little advice if I feel they have potential to be somewhat awesome, but most of the time they're too far gone so I punt them in the crotch and put trash in their mouths. Then I laugh at them because of how ridiculous it was for someone like them to try to be as awesome as I am.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet myself. Granted I see myself in my mirror at least a dozen times a day, and I know I look awesome, but you can't really tell how awesome someone is until you actually meet them. For example, I see pictures of myself as a kid, and I didn't look very awesome back then. But I know I must have been an awesome kid because I'm awesome now, so it just goes to show you.
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