The Emersons play fast, hard, and mercilessly. The Emersons are Rochester’s Sweatiest Band. Bars that they play at sometimes have to make beer runs - the people are so overcome by the awesomeness that they must take to heavy drinking to deal with The Rock.
Bands that are in The Emersons’ Top 8 are similarly outstanding. Your ears will thank you after you go listen to them, and your wallet will understand and appreciate the sacrifice it makes when you buy their records.
REVIEWS OF THE NEW DISC
""Closet Homosapiens" is a 12 song CD that boasts catchy hooks and punchy melodies that together make for a considerably strong pop-punk release. My favorite song on "Closet Homosapiens" would have to be "Creepo Pervo" or "Degenerate", but there are 12 good ones to choose from, so go buy it and find out for yourself." - four-star review at PunkRockReview.org
"Closet Homosapiens’ sound is easy enough to grasp -- if you dig the Ramones, the Queers, Groovie Ghoulies and the like, you’ll dig this record. It’s pop-punk of the thrashy, searing variety." - punknews.org
It's been a long time since rock 'n roll.... Four years and counting. So come celebrate the end of Heavy Kevvy's bachelorhood with a special one-night-only reuniting of ANGEL, DUST & HOFFMAN!
If you didn't like us in 2005, you'll fucking hate us now! Piping hot punk rock featuring an all-star (or possibly no-star) line up and we sorta remember some of the songs.
Saturday, September 19th at Monty's Krown $5 / 9pm / 21+ with THE GRINDERS and THE EMERSONS!!!
Dead White Devil - “Earth Is Gonna Get U” (unsigned) Red Phone Dispatch - “Delicacy” (Rally Records) Off With Their Heads - “I Am You” (No Idea Records) The Nerve Scheme - “Lovey Dovey” (Jailhouse! Records) The Ridicules - “Beer Goggles” (Unsigned) Sick Sick Sick - “Cheap Beer” (Unsigned) World War IX - “Jesus Freaks” (Zodiac Killer Records) The Dopamines - “Kids, Try This At Home” (It’s Alive Records) The Promdates - “Knock Down Beers” (Unsigned) The Unlovables - “Have You Ever” (Whoa Oh Records) F.Y. P - “Toss My Cookies” - (Recess Records) The Copyrights - “Grown Folks Business” (It’s Alive Records) Lame Duck - “Antihero” (Unsigned) The Dazes - “Heart On My Bumper” (It’s Alive Records) The Gullibles - “Superman” (Unsigned) The Uglysticks - “Never Say Die” (Unsigned) Hood Ratz - “Nothing Left” (Monkey Wrench Records) No Risk - “We Carry The Wrath Of Conviction” (Unsigned) The Prozacs - “You’re Not Getting It” - (Cheapskate Records) Lame Duck - “Deja Vu” - (Unsigned) Nobunny - “I know, I Know” (1,2,3,4 Go! Records) The Fake Boys - “The Swamp” (Cheapskate Records) Pink Lincolns - “Miami” (Jailhouse! Records) U.T.D. - “Shitty Job Workin Man” (Punk Buttons Digital) Slime and The Boobytramps - “The Girl With The Sweetest Juice” (Unsigned) Sonic Dolls - “Get Busted” (Stardom Records) The Nimrods - “She’s addicted to the Space invaders” (Unsigned) The Old Wives - “Shut Up” (Eat Shit & Die Records) The Try Hards - “Scrap” (Unsigned) Sugar Eater - “17 Stupid” (Cheapskate Records) The Wimpy’s - “Weekend Runaways” (It’s Alive Records) The Lanterns - “Clark And Belmont” (Cheapskate Records) Gateway District - “River Trash” (It’s Alive Records) Joey Cape - “Who We’ve Become” (Subur
I'd like to announce that I am officially quiting the Emersons in order to pursue my life and interests past this crummy local band that I feel has held me back from my full potential as a person these past ??? years. Come to our last show ever at the Classy Cat on 15/97/09. It's gonna be some hardcore shit motherfuckers. Be there or be square. Or gay.
we need to play another show with you dudes stat! thinking about putting on a pop punk fest to raise money for the new city skate park. also thinking about how many people would actualy come to a pop punk fest here in emochester ????
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