Watch it,
stay away from that wots it
you saw that kid when he ate it
the next day he had a zit,
its not just cheesey wots its,
its yoghurts in their pots,
cheeses in their waxy wrappers
the happy slappers
causing unhappy nappers,
those nightmare trappers.
Margarine dreams
as soft as they seem
filling your mind with clotted cream,
stay away from that butter you nutter,
it will only clutter the words that you utter.
Two sugars no milk i take my coffee black
to save myself from when cows attack!
Heed my warnings my learned friend
the end is cow,
yes cow is the end.
So pack your bags and run to the hills,
take your supplementary calcium pills.
I am your saviour your Christ reborn
(more like Krishna)
here to save you from wrong.
Danger dairy will cost you your lives,
ask me no questions and i’ll tell you no lies,
but what i can say is all i sat is true,
as true as grass is green,
as true as cows go MOO!
