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The Erotic Adventures of the Static Chicken
Experimental / Electronica / Psychedelic

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MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin
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Member Since4/9/2006
Band WebsiteFUCK THE INTERNET...OOOH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE
Band MembersJeremy Kuzniar (Drums) Matt Turner (Bass..hey i fuckin tickle out a melody too ) Chris Vos (Guitar and Vocals) Aaron Gardner (Sax, flute) other known violators of the cluck include Jesse Sheehan(Saxes and Tablas) Dave Wake (Organ ....effects.....jah) Brian "brain" Sanders(the dark lord of tuesdays) D.J. Nipple Curtain....Urban path blazer I'LL BET YOU WATCH IT!!!!!!!!
Influencesfarm animals........AND..................
Sounds Likebackwards vacuum......muucav sdrawkcab
Record Labelmy torid wonderment of egg
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   About The Erotic Adventures of the Static Chicken
Birds of a feather that create a rush of egg laying fury at the drop of a brown note... No two beaks are the same, as no two people are a bird. However, in this age of dullard migrations of termites it's nice to know that a simple group of dipshits can sustain a five year drinking binge and get paid for it. Glory to you oh dwarf of prey, the Chicken knows it's place is below the wonderment that is the uncorked brilliance of the winoelf. Notice the dollhouse that is weeping, and get your ass over to the Estate on Tuesdays to witness some stupidity, and music.
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Anonymous Attorney

Anonymous Attorney



Apr 11 2009 2:47 PM

Thanks for the add! Protect your family, friends and yourself by knowing your rights and knowing how the police operate.
See: myspace.com/anonymousattorney.
Qi

Qi



Mar 1 2009 1:25 AM

your music makes me want to get naked.

make more.
L!ndsy

L!ndsy



Feb 26 2009 4:19 PM

you like the mood status, is that what i'm getting a "hell yeah" for? i love that show, i was watching the second season last night and had to! Cheers!
Toad King

Toad King



Feb 16 2009 6:17 AM

Are you suggesting that one has to be injured to smoke opium, because you might as well just call me Tiny Tim then.
Ethan Keller

Ethan Keller



Feb 6 2009 6:22 AM

Toad King

Toad King



Feb 4 2009 7:22 AM

Ahhh...I know, I know. We heard Matt's gonna break his arm next week.
Geoff Howard

Geoff Howard



Feb 3 2009 3:22 AM

you guys sound great. thanks for the friend request
i am honored
Great Midwestern Bluegrass Bash

Great Midwestern Bluegrass Bash



Feb 2 2009 8:47 PM

Thanks for your friendship!
Qi

Qi



Dec 7 2008 5:07 PM

put up some new tunes!
SITUATION

SITUATION



Dec 4 2008 3:45 PM

The Sitch
Jumpsuit

Jumpsuit



Nov 19 2008 10:48 PM

thanks for the add!!!

TALL Tuffy VanTufferpants!!

TALL Tuffy VanTufferpants!!



Oct 29 2008 12:09 AM

You still playing the estate?
SITUATION

SITUATION



Oct 7 2008 11:35 PM

Mount your Favorite Sturgeon Member

Uh oh.....

This Friday @ Stonefly Brewery

Vote Sitch!
Jamie Mitchell

Jamie Mitchell



Oct 1 2008 11:30 PM

Hey, it was awsome to play with you guys, and you sounded great too!
The Green Room Pub

The Green Room Pub



Sep 27 2008 12:57 AM

I want to book you.
J.M. Smig

J.M. Smig



Sep 15 2008 8:25 PM

Hello, [insert name here]. Thanks for giving me this opportunity to shamelessly promote my own page with this generic comment.


L!ndsy

L!ndsy



Sep 11 2008 5:04 PM

sounds good! However, i've never heard of that venue... where's it at? and let me know when you'll be there.
I don't often make it to the east side for really any reason... except now to see you guys at the jazz estate! So excuse me if i don't make it out there that often, but thanks again for a great show!!
Valerie

Valerie



Jul 30 2008 4:57 AM

Everything is good now!! The pungent smell of piss fills the air as I walk down the streets and non-aggressive bums on every corner, ya know livin the dream out here!! It's fuckin great!! Seriously!!
PRESTON PARK

PRESTON PARK



Jul 28 2008 8:46 AM



zexy chicken !
J Zippy

J Zippy



Jul 23 2008 11:09 PM

I AM COMING TO TOWN TOMORROW!
come to a grill out Friday night and see me!
We are your Father

We are your Father



Jul 23 2008 5:21 PM

I guess that profile pic is hot.
Go chicken?
Greyhounds

Greyhounds



Jul 13 2008 4:46 PM

The Grasshoppers

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Jul 10 2008 12:33 AM

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Doctress Julia

Doctress Julia



Jun 17 2008 10:04 PM

YEah, come play at The Harmony in Madison!!! PLEASE!!!
Qi

Qi



Jun 16 2008 12:17 AM

play more shows in madison. we need the cluck.
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