-----Joe "Fuckin'" Meade-lead vocals
-----B(rian) Ward, aka Mr. Random Pockets- Guitar
-----Micah "I got a fever..." Eassa- drums, cowbell
-----J(eremy) Brown, aka Fan of the Game/Grandmothers- roadie and biggest fan
Influences
the ramones, the unabombers, the aggro-vators, the briefs, dropkick murphys, the unseen, minor threat, blackflag, some blues, ska and reggae, matisyahu, and that wang chung chicken shit
The Exploding Grandmothers originally formed in late 2003 as just another upstart band at wilson. The original line up had Joe and Brian on guitar and Zach singing. After a year of procrastinating and searching for a drummer and bass, Joe moved to vocals and guitar with Brian taking the lead role( i.e. playing bridges). In March of 05, Mike joined on as the drummer, but didnt have a set. After a month of waiting, Mike switched over to bass and Micah picked up the drum role. The band praticed for about four weeks straight getting ready to open for shoebox radio at bridget's grad party. The band took a week off following the show and comenced the orgasmic experience of praticing at micah's. Mike was asked to leave the band due to conflicting interests and complications within the band, and re formed since last december ( we still love you mike, you ll always bring the party). Around mid summer of 05 Joe decided to pick up a bass, thus bringing on the current line up for the band.
The Exploding Grandmothers (not Grandmas!!!!) is/are a punk band, if you couldnt figure that out by now. We have played two gigs so far (bridget's grad party and kendall's b day) and have had many others snatched from rite in front of us, so fuck all your high school drama!!! Some say we sound like a yeti getting raped, but we can assure you that it was consensual.
THAT WAS BRIANS VERSION HERES JOE MEADE
well basically brian was right but he screwed up near the end..........................................in no way was it consensual. oh and timmy got raped and i dont care (band members will understand). honestly we play for free so never hesitate to hit us up im on here if im not with the guys or pwnin suckas in paintball.
WELL THIS IS BRIAN: Joe doesnt think it was consensual because the yeti screamed someone elses name, which upset joe and he called the yeti a whore, a rich piece of whore to be exact, then the yeti moved to california, and now half of the band's paycheck goes to child support..........thanks a lot joe!!!!!
Heres JOE MEADE AGAIN: well it wouldnt be that big a deal if that bitch didnt rob me blind every month its not my fault human birth control doesnt work on yetis damn.
BRIAN AGAIN(with another update to this sad excuse for a bio)- well perhaps next time joe will remember to wear his conundrums, the last thing we need is little joey meades runnin around, especially ones w/ lots of hair and bad teeth
The Exploding Grandmothers's Friend Space (Top 12)
We're now accepting submissions for our next mixtapes, please submit your info at www. coast2coastsubmissions. com for your chance to get a spot on the next mixtape!
We're now accepting submissions for our next mixtapes, please submit your info at www. coast2coastsubmissions. com for your chance to get a spot on the next mixtape!
CD RELEASE PARTY AND PROMOTIONAL EVENT/ENTERTAINMENT SEARCH
TO ALL ASPIRING MUSICIANS, ACTORS AND MODELS: Representatives from an LA based film company as well as several record labels will be in attendance. So bring your demos, headshots and your portfolios.
CD RELEASE PARTY. upon a star is releasing a limited edition 250 copies of its upcoming release "It's Not What You Think." Each copy will be signed by the band and numbered. The doors will open at 6pm with music starting in the acoustic room. The main stage show will begin at 7pm with upon a star going on at 830pm. They will be performing the album in its entirety. This is an all ages show and we would love to pack to the place out. Hope to see you all there.
With Special Guest: Mariana Bell
*Free giveaways from Aware Records, Apple and much more!!!!*
May 31st at 6pm
Club Relevant
929 Level Green Blvd
Virginia Beach, VA 23464
Tix-$10
Buy at the door or email:
tix@bbrecord.com
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