2005 - taught myself how to write jokes, told them to friends while under the influence and 'thought" they were funny
2006 - did my first comedy club open mic and sucked shit but left the stage hungry for more
2007 - started honing my craft and produced monthly shows at the haha cafe in north hollywood
2008 - so far my fan base has less fans than the WNBA
Website
thefakemarkgonzales.com
Influences
The ones that are dead.
MARK GONZALES's Interests
General
Help a brown kid out and put one of these on your page:
My mother kicked me out when I was 18 yrs old because I tried kicking her out.
I have a C average education and proud of it but it’s usually when I spell a word correctly.
RIP Apollo Creed 1943-1985
I like fighting crime at night while dressed up as a Bird.
I believe Any 9 to 5 job is still slave work, It just comes with benefits.
I'm currently banned on Blabbermouth.net
I like wasting my time making threats of hate over the internet on message boards, chat rooms and blogs.
The Tony McEwing
Drinking game:
Take a drink when:
- When Lisa says something stupid and Tony is
obviously annoyed by it
-Tony's Story of the day
when its happy
-When someone mentions how buff Tony is
I love watching drunk girls make out with strangers.
(while there boyfriend is in the bathroom)
if I was black I would look like this dude:
heres a pictre of me in cartoonland:
2 chicks at the same time man
Music
My ipod has 13,000 + songs so I guess you can say I listen to everything. But heres what I mainly listen to:
Baldwin Park High
Baldwin Park,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: cutting myself and listening to marilyn manson, long haired dude
1998 to 2001
Arroyo High
El Monte,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: Fly fishing and kicking ass, new kid in school, My Freshman math teacher is dead. Now I can piss on his grave instead of his coffe
