MARK GONZALES
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Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho
Male
26 years old
Los Assholess, CA
United States
Last Login: 1/6/2010
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MARK GONZALES's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born in Los Angeles, started stand up comedy in 2005. No homo. | | Website | thefakemarkgonzales.com twitter.com/mark_gonzales facebook.com/thefakemarkgonzales | | Influences | The ones that are dead.
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MARK GONZALES's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Baldwin Park | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | passive aggressive terrorist |
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MARK GONZALES's Schools
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Baldwin Park High
Baldwin Park,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1998 to 2001 |
Arroyo High
El Monte,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: cutting myself and listening to marilyn manson, long haired dude
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1997 to 1998 |
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MARK GONZALES's Networking
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Total Plays: 307 |
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MARK GONZALES's Blurbs |
About me:
I have a birthmark that says "Hulkamania" which means I'm the chosen one. When I say chosen one I mean walk around looking like a dickhead.
Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to be a Pro Wrestler, Comedian or Hollywood Action Star. So far I'm fat, broke and an underachiever.
I love white chicks. The race, not the movie.
I have Native American blood in me, which means being raped and pillaged is second nature to me.
I hate people but I love socializing. I usually hang out in bars that has the hottest chicks that would never fuck me, which makes it a good bar.
I respect and love any comedian that can write a killer joke.
I'm safe as milk.
I'm currently banned on Blabbermouth.net
Steven Seagal is the greatest action hero of all time.
Fuck you Norris I know you read my page.
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