MySpace a place for friends

Before I go any further, this is directed at all you myspace idiots trying to increase your popularity by having upteen-million friends:
I AM A CAT. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIEND ME? DO YOU REALLY THINK MY MOMMY IS GOING TO ALLOW ME TO FRIEND STRANGERS? GET A LIFE AND GET OFF MYSPACE!

I'm a 10 year old cat that lives with his mommy and my older step brother, Victor. I have a marvelously outgoing personality and I HAVE to be where the people are. I expect to be paid attention to, and I expect you to whoosh the crap out of my big, fluffy tail. Hence my name, which used to be Mario until Mommy decided to change it because it reminded her of her ex. Her Mommy started calling me 'Fluffy' because she thinks I look like a girl but come ON. Mommy thought 'Fluffy' sounded retarded so she started calling me every derivative of that word and words that rhyme with it. Buffer is my favorite. It's the only one I'll drop whatever I'm doing, especially if I'm in the middle of chasing Victor around the house, and go see Mommy. I love chasing Vic. He's such an old fart. And I hate it when he sucks up to Mommy.