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The Family Jewels
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Member Since1/27/2006
Band Websitewww.thefamilyjewelsrock.com
Band Membersbbarry: Lead vocals, bass, theremen
John Underwood: Lead Guitar, vocals, programming
Mike Miller: Vocals, Keyboards
Mike Underwood: Drums, cool

TFJ Fan Finder
TFJ toured before the internet was as big as it is and ended before the Myspace explosion, so this may not have impact. However, we have been around the country a few times and rocked many an ear.
If you have had the tremendous opportunity of catching a live performance of the greatest band ever formed (not Cameo) or had the chance to listen to the most beautiful music ever recorded, enter your name and give us a shoutout! Rock!

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ADDITIONAL MUSIC SITES

The Family Jewels Music pages
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Early TFJ Music Page
The lost 1991 audio tapes that made The Family Jewels a cult hit are digitized! www.myspace.com/thefamilyjewelslostmusic!

The Family Jewels on Garageband.com
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THE FAMILY JEWELS VIDEO VAULT

See footage from TFJ's comeback show in 2000! And, coming soon, the legendary Melody Bar performance from 1997! Here's a sneak peek...





Fred's Crack Records. If it's in the Crack, it's the shit.
Sounds LikeDevo, Kool Moe Dee, your mom, talkingheads, stevie wonder, someone eating fritos, They Might Be Giants, the Pixies, you and cyndi lauper at the 90210 prom.
Record LabelFred's Crack Records


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   About The Family Jewels
The Family Jewels are a bizarre rollercoaster ride through the minds of some seriously damaged units. A close knit group of four (who seem to share one warped brain), TFJ systematically grinds down insanity and humor to their purest forms, creating a catchy warp/quirk rock that has been proclaimed "brainless brilliance" or "pop/rock expansionism."

The Family Jewels hilarious LIVE show was truly a sight to see. Those who had the opportunity to catch them LIVE in NYC's Village, NJ, the West Coast, the MidWest, the Southwest, the East Coast, and Maine! would hear the whispers in the crowd: "This is the most bizarre shit I've ever seen. But it works." "Hey, what's with the chicken?" "Is that a real homeless person?" or "I think we're all going to hell tonight." For more info, visit www.thefamilyjewelsrock.com.



HISTORY OF THE FAMILY JEWELS

The Family Jewels spent nearly 10 years on the road, self-financing many US tours, gaining a cult following in the NYC area and recording 3 incredible albums with acclaimed engineering geniuses Big Blue Meenie Studios.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

bbarry is a copywriter with an ad agency and is raising his little girl
John Underwood recorded with Suit of Lights and is still The Legend
Mike Miller, is recording his second solo album of ridiculously awesome tunes
Mike U. FOUND!

THE FAMOUS FAMILY JEWEL STAGE PERFORMER TROUPE

The Legendary Joe Azz, Original member 1991-1994, is now a school teacher
"Pimpfabulous" Paul Campos, Original TFJ pimp, 1996-1998, is now pimpin' it old school in a town near you
Chris "MC Evil Jesus" Wallach, Member 1996-2000, is chillin' in Queens.
Joe Darone, Member 1996-2000, now wears his Suit of Lights
Geoff Rickley, Member 1997-1998, is now lead singer of Thursday

Note: All songs featured on this site are copyrighted and are the sole property of bbarry, miller, and john underwood.


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BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Jul 7 2009 2:14 PM

NEW Suit of Lights record---"Bacteria" OUT NOW, www.suitoflights.com, www.loudmerch.com
clueLess

clueLess



Mar 31 2009 2:29 PM

BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Nov 15 2008 3:29 PM

An empty body but it still bled, Oil from the body and it left a trail, Ran down java street and formed a pool, manuella said she saw teh moon in there........manuela said she saw teh moon in there
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Nov 3 2008 9:53 PM

And you can stand on the arms of the williamsburg bridge crying --hey man--well this is babylon---spatial witchita kansas---true dreams
miller

miller



May 23 2008 3:23 AM

dreams they are...the Jewels WERE legendary...Insanity to go back.

Smile at their past. Cry for their future..at least for the members...
Joey

Joey Higgins



May 18 2008 4:34 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Do you remember these Cartoons??" quiz?








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BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Apr 23 2008 5:23 PM

;)
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Apr 23 2008 5:22 PM

In your dreams
The Family Jewels

The Family Jewels



Apr 20 2008 4:03 PM

Better get your chops up man.
We have a 1am show at the Rusty Nail in Consohoken next Wednesday.
Make sure you remember your amp, a set of back up strings, and make up a quick Dat with the Alice remix on it. Bring your marijuana-scented cigarettes too. The bartender loved those things.

I'll wear a white wig because "the hair" will never go gray. Lead singer baby. If the 2 Mikes don't show, it's all acoustic, you and me so get your vocal tape out and practice. My pipes are golden.

Signed,
Rock God
The Family Jewels

The Family Jewels



Apr 3 2008 2:31 AM

We miss ourselves too.
miller

miller



Jan 12 2008 4:11 AM

"Troubles slide to the back of my mind, as liquor floats, to the back of my throat. The DJ grins, as the record spins, and the alcohol seems to blur every note..." CLASSIC Miller and Barry. Unreleased. And written in 10 minutes. Circa 1999.
FULCRUM

FULCRUM



Dec 16 2007 5:16 AM

Can't wait then bro! :-) It's ok, we'll do all of that stuff and more just as soon as Miller passes out! I'll have my Sharpie just in case...

Cheers!

The other Barry
FULCRUM

FULCRUM



Dec 16 2007 2:51 AM

I'm sure that Chris Connelly from the Revolting Cocks and Ministry fame still thinks that Brian Barry asking for his autograph for me at 3:30am and then instructing him to make sure that he wrote down the time easily beat just about anything scary that Al Jourgensen could have asked him to do! I maintain that I will never wear that damned Chicken Man suit but I might do some push-ups on Taco Bell's roof this New Year's Eve!:-)

Yaya Dillweeds!
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Dec 5 2007 1:06 AM

PHIL A DELPHIA
Sil Veth

Sil Veth



Oct 17 2007 3:07 PM

Welcome to the Sil Veth Legion!

We're playing shows. Are you coming?

10.20.07 @ Underground (Philly) with special guests
11.06.07 @ Croc Rock (Allentown) with ENSLAVED, ARSIS, THE AGONIST

If these are too far for you to ride your horse to, you can let us know and we shall come driven through your neighborhood like a cloud of spears cast by infidel hands into the bluest of skies!

Colleen Jones

Colleen Jones



Oct 14 2007 7:18 AM

aww, thanks guys, that was sweet.

still love you guys after all these years!

and wow, I made your top!
I am truly honored! :)
miller

miller



Sep 28 2007 2:07 AM

I can see yours, but you can't see mine...and I'll be working on it double time.
joe

joe



Sep 21 2007 10:12 PM

BIGSLAM

John Underwood



May 5 2007 11:34 PM

Greatest live show I've ever seen....I miss those shows bigtime.
miller

miller



Apr 21 2007 4:59 AM

so I'm out with Sawicki tonight, and he says, "I've heard "Gay" like 200 times, but I never noticed the 'yeah hah' yelps in the background until yesterday. It's fucking genius. I had to keep rewinding it. Just like a guy's being banged in the ass."

Jewels rule...exponentially!
joe

joe



Mar 20 2007 10:39 PM

Services Offered: Washed-up trombone player and chicken-costumed performance artist.
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Feb 25 2007 6:52 PM

Miller's solo record " Complete Buffoonery" up for auction on Ebay!! Check it out!!
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Feb 14 2007 9:29 PM

TFJ MERCH ON SALE ON EBAY NOW!!TFJ MERCH ON SALE ON EBAY NOW!!!TFJ MERCH ON SALE ON EBAY NOW!!
Mama D

Mama D



Feb 3 2007 2:23 AM

Picture of Cwazy
BIGSLAM

John Underwood



Jan 28 2007 9:04 PM

fave gigs = read my new blog!!
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