Comics, Movies, Video Games, Robots, Awesome Extreme Action Justice, SCCG TV, Rocking Cool Fans... Anti Interests: Strongbad (he's a hack), Ninjas who ask (and answer) waaaaay too many questions - c'mon aren't you supposed to be silent AND invisible? And pirates (but only the ARRRRR kind. The DVD-R kind are cool. Especially if they give me a copy of The Dark Knight)
Music
The Sound of My Voice
Movies
Fantasmipocalypse, Extracurricular Justice, Jurassic Instinct, Bludharvest, Knightwolf vs Skyrider, Mortal Konquest I, Mortal Konquest III, But NOT Mortal Konquest II - that was a shady direct-to-dvd thing (a big NoNo for the Menace), Charbroiled, Escape from ZombieNinjaCyborg Island, Immortalocalypse, Starquest: Timeshare Masters of the Universe, Gunsport, Shotgun Shaolin, Charlie Brown the Musical, Feudal Kingdom of Darkness, Captain Killzone vs. The Space Vampires, Jose the Homeless Man and his Rockingcool Acidtripping Overcoat... and that's just my domestic releases. Don't make me list my foreign films too. There ain't enough on the internets for all of those.
Television
...I have to admit, I've got a bit of softspot for the Golden Girls. Oh, and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Let's me keep tabs on when he might finally be coming to get that Bond back.
Books
The Zombie Survival Guide (you won't imagine how many times that saved me).
Heroes
Myself, George Carlin (until he died, how can you be a god and die?), Stephen Colbert, and whoever pays me money.
About me: What? You've heard of the Menace? That's incredibly depressing. I don't think I could've made it this far without knowing me. So my hat's off to you.... well, it would be if I was wearing a hat. But really, how did you live without meaning or significance? You know what? Nevermind. I'm sure whatever the reason is it's probably not nearly as awesome as I am. But You're hear now, and you can FINALLY get your life back on track by clicking the "ADD ME" button... but don't think just because you're here, now, and you make a request, that I think of it as anything BUT a request. Because really, if I showed up at your door and said "TADAAA! here I am, me me me blah blah blah... pay attention to me now because I was ignored as a child and locked in a closet 17 hours a day...." that I will, in fact, make it all about you. After all, I'm the Menace. It's clearly about me. Let's just get that straight. In fact, let's lay out some ground rules like any good relationship built on your unending devotion and adoration and my complete apparent lack of interest or reciprocation (until such time as I'm feeling ignored and need to guilt you back into my lack of good graces):
1.) No shoes, no shirt, no service (Ladies, you can waive that second one)
2.) The Cake is Not a Lie, I had some yesterday. And hoo boy, delish.
3.)... there is ALWAYS a cover charge to come to my profile. I accept paypal, visa, czech, and karma. But no Mastercard. I don't like people who think they're the "masters" of anything. Sort of rubs me the wrong way. Afterall, everyone's equally under me.
4.) You DO NOT talk about Fight Club. How many times do I have to tell you this? I mean really, the movie's been out for awhile. That should've been made clear quite some time ago.
5.) In the event that any of FM's LAWS violate the universal parameters of the rocking cool corollary of super awesome action justice, please disregard rules 1, 2, and 4. But not 3. There's NO WAY I'm turning down a source of income, especially one that I don't report to the IRS... I MEAN.... uh... look it's the next section!
Who I'd like to meet: Strongbad, so I can punch him in the face for stealing my look. And that Ask-A-Ninja hack. Not to mention anyone who'd like to pay me for a gig.
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