PART ONE
So basically there were these four crazy kids: one was a compulsive talker, one was a moody and misunderstood artistic genius, one was half French, and one had recently escaped from a mental institution where she had been receiving old-fashioned and ill-conducted electric shock treatments. And they were Vanessa, Allison, Tessa, and Carly respectively and they all were pro-choice. On November 3rd 2003, the four of them were in the same dark and shady alley behind a restaurant for various reasons (Vanessa was hitting on the bus boy while he was on his break, Allison was searching for dinner in the garbage cans, Tessa was looking for her lost cat, and Carly was shooting up smack) when suddenly these bandits who had just robbed a bank came running into the alley chased by some cops. Vanessa took one look at the bandits and was like "Oh my God! It's minorities! We're gonna get shot!" The cops shouted at the Bandits: "Put your hands up!" and the bandits were like "Fuck you" and, thinking fast, they grabbed Tessa who was nearest to them and pointing their guns at the cops said "Turn around and leave or this fair young maiden dies" and the cops were like "Shit" but they turned around and began to walk back down the alley because there were guns pointed at them. The bandit who had grabbed Tessa hoisted her up on his shoulders or maybe like a sack of potatoes and they all ran of down the alley. Vanessa, Allison (who was going by Buick at the time) and Carly were amazed for several seconds and then Vanessa was like "Let's go, girls!" and since Buick and Carly were the only other girls in the alley, they followed her. "I want to come too!" said Andrew. They left him in the dust. Because he was a boy. A hot chase ensued including dolphins, fields of beautiful wildflowers, and this hella cool druid named Siobhan and ending ultimately in Africa where Tessa was about to be sold into prostitution but then Vanessa used her irresistible charm and mad bargaining skills to persuade the bandits into giving Tessa back. Then Camden the Cyclops cooked them a celebratory breakfast, complete with pancakes, orange juice, and well-cooked scrambled eggs which they shared with the bandits cause they believe in Peace Without Victory. After that they decided to become friends since they had shared a unique and altering experience together but mainly because Carly had access to the goods.
Hello The Fink! Comment va ma tite cousine!?? Je passe par la entre quelques révisions écouter vos joyeux morceaux. Bonne continuations les jolies et a bientot j'espère! (For the translation ask to Tessa! ;)
THE GIG 2007 IS HERE. We're accepting demos & submissions until this Friday, the 18th at noon. If you or your band is in high school, you could win a chance to record a three-song demo in a professional studio! Don't miss your chance! Visit The Gig's MySpace Page for rules / details.
Hey The Fink, how are you? If you got a minute, we pulled over some new things fo you. We have this video up on our page that inspired the song we sing with it. The dance is pretty unreal, and worth seeing. Also, we now have an illustrated novella for sale. It comes with the album if you order it. It's a dark story, but there's some fire in it too. We think you'll like it.
Stop over if you get the chance, and if you like what we give for free, buy a copy of the album and novella. It would help us some. Hope you're doing well out there.
Hey-Hey-Hey. Nice show (it's Becca by the way) let me know when you're playing so that in the future I don't stumble into the community center thinking that I'm going to a junior high dance. : )
Ok, maybe October-November-December? we don't have very many songs! Like, three or something and that's including covers! No, that's a lie, we have more then that. But it's not very many.
oh man, I'd love to come! Unfortunately, I have agreed to A Thing, one of those Things where you don't want to go at but have absolutely no power to say no to. That sort of Thing. Which is annoying because I'd much rather be celebrating. Um, but maybe after I finish suffering certain death, I can come around and say hello and happy birthday (happy birthday!) and all that?
provided that there are electrical outlets there lol
