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The Firm Handshake
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Calgary, Alberta
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Member Since6/23/2006
Band Websitewww.thefirmhandshake.com
Band MembersJohn Groenen, Stephen Rozitis, Kurtis George Downs, Jon Kutney, Craig Stensrud
InfluencesThe Beatles, The Dirty Birds, SoulJacker, Guerilla Funk Monster, The Mocking Shadows, Johnny V, Peter Green, George Clinton, Parliment, Allman Brothers, Led Zepplin, Pink Ffloyd/fleetwood mack, The Tragically Hip, Bob Dylan, Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf, Willie Dixon, Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention, Lenny Breau, Wes Montgomery, Jaco Pastorious, Charles Mingus, Buddy Guy, Blind Melon, The Rolling Stones, Canned Heat, Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, Ginger Baker, John Mayal, James Brown, Modest Mouse, Duke Ellington, Jimi Hendrix Taj Mahal, B.B king, Coltrane, Miles Dewey Davis the 3rd, Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Charlie Parker, Albert King, Paul Butterfield blues band, Charlie Christian, Thelonious Monk, Paul Chambers, ...
Sounds LikeFunk music? Rock and Roll? Blues? Jazz... nah.. no jazz, we are mere children! Hmmm to describe our sound is like describing the sound of the Funkiest, Blusiest wave crashing onto the rocks on shore at a time when the sun has not yet risen, but the air is still, silently awaiting its arrival.. well, save for that funky blues wave thats crashing down onto the rocks on shore at a time when the sun has not yet risen, but the air is silently still, awaiting its arrival.. .... music yeah!
Record LabelHandmade Records
Type of LabelUnsigned


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Broken City w/guests Beelzeboob calgary, Alberta
Dec 18 2009 8:00P
The Palomino w/ Deadhorse calgary, Alberta

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   About The Firm Handshake
If I could frame this biographical exercise by summing up The Firm Handshake in a single word (as though I could capture their essence, the very Firm Handshake-ness) A) I would be done by now and B) that word would be “anomalous.” The Firm Handshake are an anomaly, they stick out – though not like the customary sore thumb, with all of its negative connotative baggage. They are more like the emergence of opposable thumbs onto the clawing paws of ancestral primates - they are mutants; they represent an evolutionary step forward. Yet in something of a paradoxical turn, their novelty is inexorably rooted in the past: what makes them seem fresh is their knowledge of traditions, a hard-earned knowledge garnered over the course of their 200-plus live performances and via their immersion, nay, apprenticeship in Calgary's communal-cum-competitive blues scene. During this time, the Handshake has become fluent in the idioms of the blues, rock and funk, and have gained the confidence to experiment with any other genre. Fortunately, the band has been able to subsume all of the styles and forms that they've encountered during the course of their five years together into an original sound. They are bricoleurs, recombining existing elements in creative ways to produce something new and exciting. This approach imbues their original songs with an uncanny familiarity even upon first listen, an effect that is redoubled in concert by the visual of such young men playing such storied music. Having already established themselves as a superior live act, The Firm Handshake have just unleashed their first studio offering, an independently released six-song self-titled EP. The band, however, is not just sitting back and watching the accolades pile-up, they are already busy at work writing new songs for forthcoming albums. The band's original material highlights another way in which they stand out: their dual commitment to both musical ability and song-crafting. More and more, it seems as though their contemporaries are electing to focus on one of these elements while sacrificing the other, leading to a scene where skills and songs stand in diametric opposition. The Handshake thus represent the Hegelian synthesis of a rock and roll dialectic, proving that there is no either/or dynamic forcing anyone to pick sides between prog-metal wanks and faux-introspective poet charlatans. So, while singer John Groenen is blessed with the kind of voice that could evocatively sing the table of contents from an algebra text book, he nevertheless chooses to meticulously pore over his lyrics, making sure that they are a prosodic pleasure while remaining semantically stimulating; while twin lead-guitarists Stephen Rozitis and Kurtis Downs share a mental library containing enough licks to get to the centre of a whole truckload of tootsie-pops, they opt instead to play tastefully - sometimes economically, other times remorselessly, but always complementarily; while drummer Jon Kutney has the ability to dissect time more minutely than the proverbial million-dollar watch, he elects instead to let his thunderous backbeat drive the songs, accenting them with smart and tight fills only when his ear tells him that it is appropriate embellishment; while bassist Jae Cho (a seasoned pro whose recent addition to the Handshake line-up is the equivalent of revealing the ringer in your bullpen when your team already has a five-run lead) is capable of slapping his instrument (and the audience along with it) into submission, he does so only when it is befitting, proving himself equally comfortable riding chunky grooves or weaving lines smoother than those that flow from the mouths of silkworms. Each individual's contribution coalesces into the band's overall sound characterized by a broad appeal that inevitably causes spontaneous rump-shaking for some, and cerebral poetic and chordal analyses for others. Live or on record, this music represents the thinking-man's groove; a real anomaly. -Craig Stensrud

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Renate @ Snowy White Fanpage

Renate  Schneider



Oct 28 2009 11:00 PM

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great to have you as a friend...
keep on rockin and keep in touch!
Much love from Switzerland
(¯'·._.·Renate·._.·'¯)
www.snowywhitefanclub.com
Ethical Records

Ethical Records



Jun 25 2009 6:50 AM

Thanks for the friendly connection here on MySpace!

We wish you all the best from Alqueidao, right in the middle of the rural heart of Portugal.

A place where you will find the inspiration to combine your holiday with composing, playing and recording your Music.
Greetings from G & M at the Bluesbarn Studio B&B, where service is given with a relaxed smile!
Frankie McQueen

Frankie McQueen



May 27 2009 11:25 PM

Hey guys thanks for the add, I thought we would of already had you in our friends list, but i guess not! Enjoy everything and let us know of future gigs. Keep on keepin on.....
FMQ
Commusic

Commusic



May 9 2009 11:36 PM

ideally community music but a combination of all is implied
Xela Zaid

Xela Zaid



May 9 2009 5:23 PM




L O V E




Kuboaa

Kuboaa



Apr 14 2009 6:34 AM

You guys Rock and thanks from the essence of kugrobooavya
Calgary BluesHounds

Calgary BluesHounds



Apr 10 2009 3:38 PM

Thanks for the add guys - Great sound!
The Calgary BluesHounds
Star Child & The Vulpeculas

Star Child & The Vulpeculas



Mar 7 2009 11:13 PM

your live sessions are awesome!
Alex Maher

Alex Maher



Feb 27 2009 9:21 AM

Hey Firm Handshake!
Looking forward to a killer show with you guys on Sunday.
peace
-alex
Class Action

Class Action



Feb 2 2009 9:04 AM

Thanks for the add guys, wicked tunes!
Platinum Alibi

Platinum Alibi



Jan 19 2009 8:09 AM

Hey dudes, good seeing you last night. And the video is now on our page, if you want to check it out! Let's do a show! Yarrr!
The Kronic Groove Band

The Kronic Groove Band



Nov 8 2008 11:18 PM

hells yeah boys
Lucky Jack

Lucky Jack



Oct 7 2008 5:40 PM

Thanks for the add, stay tuned on our MySpace!
Spellbound (Twitter.com/Spellboundband)

Spellbound (Twitter.com/Spellboundband)



Oct 3 2008 9:09 PM

hola! we still love you & have a new song "rhythm of mi corazon' for you to enjoy. from the new spellbound cd 'brighter days ahead.' "..paz y amor.."
Matt Blais

Matt Blais



Sep 26 2008 2:48 PM

Thanks Gents.
Hope to play a show with you guys soon.
Mike MacKenzie

Mike MacKenzie



Aug 14 2008 10:17 PM

Howdy fellers, was just stopping by to check the tunes and they are quite kick ass. When will there be a Handshake CD?
Cats Eye Vintage

Cats Eye Vintage



Jul 23 2008 9:41 PM

Come shopping for cool duds dudes ...
CHEERS
xo
The Violet Hour

The Violet Hour



Jul 4 2008 4:07 AM

Thanks for the add!

If you have the chance you should check out our new songs!

- TVH
Ralf Buschmeyer

Ralf Buschmeyer



Jun 30 2008 3:24 AM

Hey!
Thanks for the kind comment. Rumor has it you guys are doing the Blues Fest, I'll be there with Richie Pollack, what time are you guys on? I'll try to make it.
Ralf
Sarah Allen

Sarah Allen



Jun 18 2008 4:51 PM

yeah that was pretty epic.
lol, thanks.
Buena Buya

Buena Buya



May 30 2008 7:48 PM

Boys...wondering if you dudes are interested in throwing together a 'pre-mukwah' Jamboree of our own in Calgary the dates....June 22nd through 26th.

Any of those dates will work, but if we could make it happen...I've got several ear pussies that need to be moistened in Calgary.

Tater pack.
KEVIN STUART

KEVIN STUART



May 5 2008 5:58 PM

Round of Shoots gets me pumped!
Cities and Plains

Cities and Plains



Apr 23 2008 9:41 AM

you make loving (blues) fun... like the mac says!
The Calgary Musician’s Guild

The Calgary Musician’s Guild



Apr 23 2008 6:27 PM

The church show made me feel right sanctified. Keep up the fire n' brimstone fellas!
Honeybear

Honeybear



Apr 16 2008 11:50 PM

Ya punned me, Fellas. Ya punned me real bad.
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