Spawned in the jungle of Florida, comes the odd sounds of Anti*fisH.
BOOK THAT IS YET UNTITLED:
PROLOGUE
Some people misinterpret the true meaning of natural life. Natural life is the life nature grants a man in his hour of dire need. Natural life is the life man experiences when all else is doomed to miserable failure. It is a struggle against the forces of the world that counteract and oppress someone. What defines struggle, you ask? Let me answer that with another, more ravishingly dependent question. What defines you? What defines courage? What defines hope? Held dear in our hearts, these ideas counterbalance each other, yet define each other more strongly than anyone can possibly imagine. The world is coming to a fateful demise, and all who oppose this common truth should and will be smited down by the hand, and in the name of, the capitalists. How, you ask? That is what this written piece is about. But first, allow me to explain natural life more thoroughly.
Natural life is a concept grasped by few, and yet at the same time, by many. By none, and yet, by all. By them, and yet by us. Misunderstood as it always has been - and always will be - this definitive consumator is imperfect in stature, yet its brilliance outshines the whitest star in space. The slowly spinning realization of large-scale life is closing in formidably on the weaker man and growing only ever larger for those wise enough to grasp natural life in all of its beauty. Even as you sit there reading this tale without a clue in the world as to what this said "natural life" is, think about how it may affect your life. On the opposing hand however, think of the robust defacement that this may cause your life and, to that matter, the people around you and their lives. Imagine the impact made by one person's understanding of this concept and then, imagine the impact they could possibly make on someone else's life. If each person spreads to only two people, the world will be consumed with the knowledge of natural life in less than one month. I understand you do not know what exactly natural life is, but if you are with me to the end of this epic tale, then I promise to you my heart and soul that you will understand. You will be tempted to make a change in the world and you will after all, make that change. Give me your time and your mind and let me explain my ideals to you through words. But let them be more than words. Let these words come to you from off the page. Dance in front of you and in your mind. Control your emotions. Let them be you, and likewise let yourself be them. All shall be explained in time, and all shall be understood with utmost concentration and all of your - and my - will.
CHAPTER ONE:
AN EXPLANATION OF THINGS TO AND OF WHICH MAY NOT YET AND HITHER BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE PERSON KNOWN AS THE YOU.
Here we are at the beginning of the story. The start to begin the premier, the last to finish the end. My own time to explain to you, the reader, who may soon become a follower of this "natural life", what exactly natural life is. After reading all these pages on natural life and still not having an idea, you must be annoyed with me. But promises be on the floor in the open, all will be explained with time.
What must first be explained is what natural life is, how it behaves, what it encompasses, and whom it details. The persons which are concerned with natural life are those least aware of it. Beware: by reading ahead, you are reducing your chances of ever obtaining the glory and strife that comes with natural life. However my friends, how will you know what, when, and where you feel natural life when it does come upon you? So again, I stress that you continue ever onward.
Natural life is the life in which nature has assigned a place and time for everyone. For everything. Strangely enough, the everything that it has assigned a place to also includes Nothing. Not the nothing that you are thinking of: "nothing" - but rather, "Nothing". A word few understand. "Nothing" will be explained in its own time. Natural life is not everyday life, but it correlates. Natural life is a rarely experienced feeling in one's life. I should not say "feeling". For it is not a feeling. It is the greatest and yet worst happenstance that one goes through in his or her life. It changes your life and dramatically affects your life. Natural life has no set time to go off. It simply does. But through scientific research, it has been found that in 9 of 10 cases, natural life occurs when someone is either at their low point, when everything around them deteriorates, or when it seems they are the only one in the world who is not being oppressed or held back.
This struggle that I have afore mentioned is one of hope and courage. The hope and courage to make a change. Not only in the world and to the world. But to oneself. For someone to not impact the world, but to make an impact on themselves, is a struggle many fail to comprehend. This struggle will be known as the NatStrug for the rest of my book.
One last thing yet to be explained is how this involves capitalism. As has been foretold, the world is coming to a close. The final chapter has yet to be written, but it is upon us. Those who do not believe these words are soon to receive violent action from people involved in private business for profit, or the capitalists. All shall be explained in due time, but for now this will suffice.
CHAPTER TWO:
HOW AND WHY AN UNDERSTANDING OF NATURAL LIFE AND ITS ACCOMPLICES WILL AID YOU IN YOUR QUEST TO HAVE A MORE FULFILLING LIFE.
Natural life takes its effect in several important and identifiable stages. How many you ask? Be prepared for a long adventure as you read this book, for there are 17 very different phases of natural life. All phases from HiPhase to UlPhase all the way to VogPhase will be thoroughly explained in due course. However, this chapter does not encompass those phases, it merely explains the importance of these phases in the life of any given person.
By reading this book you will have read about something major. However, without absolute and perfect comprehension, you will simply be lost in the words of the lost and the hopeful. The dying and the despairing remains of a man without ambition. Please heed my warnings and not only read, but comprehend the phases of natural life.
How can one understand the phases of natural life if one does not know why they must learn about natural life? It is simply undoable. So here is a free explanation given to you, the soon-to-be knowledge-wealthy reader, in hopes that you understand the phases. You must understand the phases of natural life so that if - and hopefully when - you undergo the process of natural life you know what to expect, when to expect it, and how to move on to the next phase. Because sadly, when you enter a phase, you stay in it until the phase is completed. You MUST complete all 17 phases of natural life to return to your normal self in unnatural life. If you do not understand how to move on, you will likely never move on and be forever trapped in one of the phases. The most commonly trapped-in phase is the NonPhase, due to its radically different approach, appearance, and objectives that are required to moving on to the MidPhase. And sadly, that is only the 6th of 17. So as you read and learn and comprehend the phases, please be sure to understand the underlying reason behind learning the phases, for otherwise it would be without purpose and a pointless experience.
CHAPTER THREE:
A FURTHER AND MORE IN-DEPTH EXPLANATION OF THE MORE ADVANCED AND HIGHER LEVEL AREAS, TOPICS, AND SUBJECTS THAT OF WHICH NATURAL LIFE IS CONCERNED WITH OR HAS A RELATIONSHIP OR GOINGS-ON OF OR FOR.
The subjects that this chapter will further explain about, but not fully explain, are listed here:
-Natural Life
-NatStrug (and some - but not all - internal factors)
-Capitalists and Capitalism
-The Phases of Natural Life (7 of the 17)
-"Nothing"
If you are getting hopeful that I will be telling you in full detail of all or some of these ideas, you are sorely mistaken, for none will be fully explained. For that matter, none will be explained even close to their full and/or potential amount of maximum explaination. Sadly, there is simply too much to be said about each of these topics that it would be a waste of your time for me to explain them in their entirety to you.
I will first explain the main subject, natural life. This will be explained furthermore every chapter until your knowledge of natural life has reached an impeccably high level in accordance and comparison to your prior knowledge of afore mentioned subject. So in other words, natural life will be explained slowly and over time, in minimal amounts in the current chapter. What has not been explained about natural life is how it is granted to someone. How and why the world and nature fatefully decide on a person to carry on their duties as the deciding force of the universe. However, they are not the only deciding force of that time. At all times, there are at least 50,000 people undergoing the process of natural life. About 36% of all NatLifers, as they are so called, are, as I said before, in the NonPhase of Natural Life; the single most complicated and difficult phase to comprehend.
ok i was just on super happy fun land's website and it looks like the friggin weirdest yet awesome place of all time...and i see no anti*fish posted for august 17th...appearently theres some weird party that night...anywho im just makin sure yall aint pullin my leg
i fixed like 4 of yalls songs on acidwhen i got the junk drive back. you're songs are all only on the left speaker. and the song "NIGGOD" you didn't get god in there, that was just lawrence. so i put god in there, and REAL FX
