When your Earth was a gleam in the eyes of Zeus, and all of space was but a plaything for the old gods, my atoms were split and sent to the far reaches of the universes. They in turn split and grew into various and wonderful forms of myself. Myselves and all of the galaxies lived in peace and prosperity for millenniums. Then one night at one of Zeus's keg parties, Hades (who had recently split with his girlfriend Afrotighty) got crunk as hell and decided to Bust a Cap up in dis peace. He aimed his Glok skyward and pulled the trigger. What ensued is what you earthling refer to as the Big Bang. Chaos engulfed all, and the worlds fell into shadow.
Some of my atoms reformed here on Earth, and i had to hang around for billions of years waitin on yall to show up. Then something happened, it was called Fantasy. Then something else happened, it was called Football. Then one more thing happened and it was called Rap. Together they form what I like to refer to as the Voltron of the Mind Spirit and Body. My adventures are many and my experience point total is off the chainmale fo-show!
Born of Fantasy Football, heir to the thrown of Warner Robins, protector of the meek and the dyslexic, the bringer of Biloxi, and the breaker of lembas, I am the paladin of all things Fantasy!
Hells yeah! Friday, October 5, 2007(my little bro's birthday) Preparing myself to witness the greatest live performance ever to grace the stage of the 40 Watt. See you then, & don't be late!
Thanks for the add, guys. Y'all were Fuckin' AWESOME that night @ the 40 Watt when y'all & EXCALIBRAH hijacked the stage before the Dr. Dog show. Keep me posted on any more gigs. Later.
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