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The F’n A-holes
Rockabilly / Garage / Country

"We're drinking whiskey tonight."

Fairhope, Alabama
United States

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Last Login:  7/5/2008
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   The F’n A-holes: General Info
Member Since11/3/2005
Band Websitebigfatassbroads.co.uk
Band Members Joey Fuckstick: Guitar & Vocals, Rob Rockford: Drums, Fast Eddie: Guitar, Reverend Vertigo: Bass
InfluencesWhat do you want us to say, that we listened to a lot of our mom's old Slim Whitman compilations and we took that shit to heart? I hope not. Cause we're not going to say that.
Sounds LikeRemember when you were a little kid and you awoke frightened in the middle of the night at the strange sounds coming from your parents' bedroom? Kind of like that.
Record LabelBalljoint Records
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 4 2008 6:45P
Heavy Rebel Weekender in The Jailhouse Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Jul 11 2008 8:00P
The Celtic Pascagoula, Mississippi
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Mobile Roller Derby (Skateland of Mobile) Mobile, Alabama
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Fabacher’s (MRD Afterparty) Mobile, Alabama
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
Sluggo’s Pensacola, Florida

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   About The F’n A-holes
What can be said about The F'n A-Holes that hasn't already been said in Circuit Court? These Dixie rockers out of South Alabama have been taking their show through the southeast since 2005, and their live shows have become legendary among those who live to tell the tale. Mixing high-octane rockabilly, honky tonk, and garage rock with a little heavy metal swagger and a wry sense of humor, the A-Holes serve up a drunken concoction that entertains a wide variety of freaks and hooligans. Joey Fuckstick sings heartfelt songs of loneliness and alienation. And then bangs your sister anyway. Meanwhile, Fast Eddie Bentwhistle warps your soul with his git-tar, while the Reverend Vertigo de Muerto, on bass, preaches a sweaty gospel of sex and destruction. And Rob Rockford beats the drums like he’ll beat your ass if you fuck with him. With the music industry in a state of chaotic limbo, the F'n A-Holes are delivering a furious aural (and oral) assault. Hide the whiskey and lock up your mom and sister--the A'Holes are coming!
Watch this show and more at SyncLive.com

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Juice Magazine





Jul 3 2008 5:04 PM

Thanks for the add!

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The new issue of Juice Magazine - Issue 64 - featuring Jason Jessee on the cover (Photo by Adam Wright) is available now. www. juicemagazine. com.

JUICE MAGAZINE ISSUE 64 features:

DAEWON SONG interview by STEVE OLSON
EMMANUEL GUZMAN interview by STEVE OLSON
FAST EDDIE ROTHMAN interview by DIBI FLETCHER
GTOs - MISS MERCY interview by STEVE OLSON
HEATH KIRCHART interview by STEVE OLSON
JAKE PIASECKI interview by DAN LEVY
JASON JESSEE interview by STEVE OLSON
JOHN "TEX" GIBSON interview by JIM MURPHY
LIZARD KING interview by STEVE OLSON
MAKUA ROTHMAN interview by DIBI FLETCHER
MAX SCHAAF interview by STEVE OLSON
MIKE HYNSON interview by DIBI FLETCHER and HERBIE FLETCHER
PRO-TEC POOL PARTY IV words by JIM MURPHY
RYAN SIMONETTI interview by DAN LEVY
SEYMOUR DUNCAN interview by JAMES O'MAHONEY
SGT SK8 interview by JIM MURPHY
SPECTRUM SKATEPARKS - JIM BARNUM interview by JIM MURPHY
SUNNY GARCIA interview by DIBI FLETCHER
THE BLASTERS - PHIL ALVIN interview by STEVE OLSON

Gearhead Magazine





Jul 2 2008 11:13 AM



Frank Booth





Jul 2 2008 7:34 AM

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Still Chase





Jul 1 2008 5:11 PM

thanks for the add fellas, keep rockin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Tornado





Jul 1 2008 1:51 PM

Awesome show video. I only paused it once, so i could take a shit. I guess that's what your music does to me.
Jenny {a.k.a. Tackle BoXXX *JRG* #27}





Jun 30 2008 12:27 PM

Thanks for making the drive to Jax guys... Looking forward to next time!!!
Biloxi Roller Derby, LLC


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Jun 29 2008 7:35 PM



Doctor Dave's 3-D House of Novelty Songs





Jun 29 2008 4:31 AM

Start your week off with a Novelty Hip-Hop video mixtape!

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Jun 29 2008 10:37 AM

It was fuckin great playin with you A-Holes at Jack Rabbit's! Come back to Jacksonville some time and let's do it again. We'll have to try to get up to Mobile one weekend and do somethin with you fellas. Maybe we can trip out and eat cigarette butts.
Good luck with the festival on the 4th!
radio free bakersfield





Jun 27 2008 11:08 AM

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Jun 27 2008 6:26 AM

Greetings from Noveltyland!

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Victoria Scream or Vikki Sixx *BRD*





Jun 26 2008 9:12 AM

Jenny {a.k.a. Tackle BoXXX *JRG* #27}





Jun 25 2008 3:32 PM

KUNT WAIT!!!! YEEEEEE-HAW!!!
Miss Holley King





Jun 18 2008 3:37 PM



"Wiskey Well" -r-o-c-k-s-
Mias Pub





Jun 19 2008 5:03 PM

I can't wait for you to put your mike in my stand again Joey.....
Moira Lee DeVoid





Jun 17 2008 8:08 AM


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radio free bakersfield





Jun 16 2008 5:17 PM

Check out the Holes on this week's RFB!

Marv Hammerman





Jun 16 2008 2:59 AM

Thanks for the add you f'n a-holes… Come enjoy a heepin’ helpin’ of the deep fried Mississippi Redneck raunch~n~roll! Once the smoke clears, leave us a comment on what you think.
Feel free to download the enabled tunes and stick around, more tunes on the way! Marv
Comedy Music Cellar





Jun 15 2008 11:33 PM

F’n A-holes you all have some great music and it was my pleasure to play “sick and tired” on the CMC Podcast and I am sure I will play you again.
laU.





Jun 13 2008 11:14 AM

hey!good music:)
Jewels





Jun 13 2008 10:03 AM

We'll do :). I met this band that actually is playing in Mobile this weekend. They are called Jason and the Punk Necks. They play bluegrass/punk. They are also awesome people. You guys should check em out.
Hope you guys are well :)
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Jun 11 2008 1:13 AM

Humpday
Maniclove (E.P. In the Mix)





Jun 9 2008 10:20 PM

New Fan For sure. :)
Ben
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Jun 6 2008 8:11 AM

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The Pop Whores





Jun 6 2008 2:28 PM

still a few months away from being ready to play live - will let you know thanks
Violet Vengeance *MRD*





Jun 6 2008 8:37 AM

Mobile Roller Derby in conjunction with Vision's Twist is having a meet and greet this Sunday, June 8th @ Visions Twist, 266 Dauphin St. Mobile.




$5 drink till the keg floats (so get there on time) and eat all the crawfish you can

starts at 4pm til 9 or when the keg floats

we will be raffling off a "basket o' cheer" which includes a gift certificate from P'fish and lots of bottles of your derby girl's favorite liquor!!..

Not to mention you get to hang out with Mobile Roller Derby Girls--who have been known to break into bouts of spontaneous Leg Wrestling with little or no provocation...DO IT!!
Wayne





Jun 6 2008 7:40 AM

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