I'm interested in people who have 'pimped out' their myspace pages.
Music
The only cd I have ever owned is a scratched and burned copy of "disc 2" of Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" album. I have always hated it, though I have grown especially tired of it since listening to it for the first time several weeks ago.
Movies
I'm tired of all the attempts to put a dent in popular culture. Dialogue written for others to quote, in a feeble attempt to inject some terrible "catch phrase" into the "collective unconscious" so one can sit back and say, "Spielberg may have made Jaws but I coined a phrase!"
Books
As I looked on, through prismatic layers of light, dry-lipped, focusing my lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of Lolita, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one, I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit--but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and starting a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.
University Of California-Riverside
Riverside, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
Minor: English Literature
Current Courses:
About me: I hold high level degrees in drinking, copulation, looting and sudden death. I'm a Cancer which means I'm compatible with Aquarius and Chemo Therapy, and I don't think about baseball while I'm having sex.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who's "About Me" section doesn't start off with "Let's see." Let's not.
I'm looking for a quadriplegic genius to Google shit for me when I'm out.
Also, if you own camera and/or lighting equipment please dismiss all the above nonsense and promptly message me with your address, (specific) instructions on where you keep your spare key, and a brief catalog of the common time one can count on you to be away from the home.
HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYY TO YOU!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY TO YOU!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BRETT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! AND MANY MORE ON CHANNEL 4 AND SCOOBY DOO ON CHANNELL 2 AND FRANKENSTEIN ON CHANNEL 9!!!
Hey! I never got the email, but apparently my mom is flying me up to sacramento this saturday and my flight has me leaving at 7:30a and coming back at 9p so I'm not going to make the party! But we need to get together soon!
Ok, I will put you down as an "Accepts" then. Are you bringing a guest? (If I haven't had the discussion with you, I'm not big on strangers, so if you want to bring someone, I'd like to meet them first) K? Lovelovelove - Lil Cuz
fuck youre in Cuba? Thats amazing, man, I guess everyone decided they needed to get the hell away from shitty Southern fucking California. Im in Argentina, but Im headed back tomorrow, so yeah, Christmas and New Years were awesome. Hope yours went well, Im getting my Mexican citizenship as soon as I can and headed to Cuba, although my next trip will be this summer to southeast Asia, then India, Nepal, Bangladesh, and maybe Sri Lanka for winter, if its off the government warning list, haha.
