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EAT MY FUCK!



CARDIFF BY THE SEA, California
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Member Since4/21/2006
Band Members Marcelo Radulovich
(Dolphous Trotter)
Born in Chile, raised in Costa Rica and California, Marcelo is still active as a musician and as an artist/designer in San Diego.


Joel Smith
(Everett E. Harton)
The only Fresno native, Joel still wields a fearsome pencil (see composite Asshole head on CD face) and is presently a curator at a New York museum.


Christopher Stephens
(Measlee Beef)
Christopher has been in Japan now nearly as long as he was in America. He works as a translator and magazine editor, and performs the occasional tuneless guitar improvisation.


Christian Sondergard
No one is quite sure what happened to the fourth Asshole. When last seen, he was an employee of the Fresno County Public Library and a devotee of dogs and magick.

Sounds Like

Johnny and the Big Prairie Fire (1979-2007)
37 tracks of pure shit-ass, lo-fi brilliance from the minds of the kids who brought you Purple Sucks, Thrash, Toyota Gang, Hungry for Affection, and a host of other sonic enigmas!

Freshly remastered with more bass grit and high sparkle added for a pleasenteaurer experience!

Comes with match and U.S. paper flag to boot!!

Buy direct from the artist : $12 (US dollars)
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   About The Assholes


Fresno isn't known for much and what it is known for isn't good. In 1979, when the Assholes formed as 15-year olds, the city was constantly being touted as one of America's most violent with a per-capita murder rate almost as high as Detroit or New York. Culturally, the place was already dead. This was the backwater that served as a backdrop to the Assholes' sound.

Inspired first by stoner rock, British punk and California hardcore, the Assholes got it in their heads that what was missing from music was "true anarchy." Why didn't people just pick up anything handy and start playing? Why was it that one person was limited to one instrument? Why did guitars always have to be tuned the same way? Why couldn't all of the many and varied strains of music be united into a single glorious mess? Technically incompetent, hopelessly adolescent, completely honest - that was the Assholes.

The band's one and only public performance, at an old ballroom across the street from the city zoo, was as opening act for Black Flag. Greg Ginn and Co. made it through the night without a hitch. The Assholes, having failed to make friends with the crowd, were escorted off the stage. ("Eat my fuck" was one of the memorable phrases that came up after the audience was invited to participate in the melee.) A later performance in San Francisco, with Flipper, was canceled because none of the Assholes was yet old enough to drive.

Johnny and the Big Prairie Fire is a swirl of sounds assembled from the original Assholes' cassette archive, their two live performances (the second was given in 2001 at a restaurant in Tijuana, Mexico) and several recent collaborations. Included also is "Thrash," a response to the faster-louder ethic of the day, which, at 0.674 seconds, is surely the shortest pop song ever recorded. The whole hodgepodge is, more or less, unique, but not always easy listening.

Thank you for your kind attention.
Sincerely



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Gravity Pirates





Jul 15 2009 7:15 AM

..
Gravity Pirates - This Way To The Cargo Cult.
Produced by Lobby Loyde.
Introduced by Suzanne Dowling on Rock Arena.
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Jun 2 2009 8:37 PM

MEADOW **New EP out !!**





May 22 2009 3:31 PM

New EP out now!

 

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JACK DUPON





Apr 24 2009 10:23 AM

issue du célèbre

Chipitos studio

et en attendant le prochain clip,

Jack Dupon

vous offre une petite sucrerie...

Chipitos Studios

Born in the famous

Chipitos Studio

and waiting for the next Clip,

Jack Dupon

offers you a little sweet...

New Opera Hero





Apr 18 2009 8:25 PM

I like your sound. Come down to our next gig.

THE FUTURE OF STAGE PERFORMANCE!!!
NEO: Night of Electronics and Opera, 8 MAY, Liege, Belgium.
8 May NEO 2009 festival, <br /><br />Liege: THE FUTURE OF CONCERT PERFORMANCE!!!



greetings from London...New Opera Hero

JACK DUPON





Mar 22 2009 3:13 PM

Jack Dupon en concert/Live :

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Jun 18 2008 9:19 AM

its great to have assholes like you as friends. i am sure you've had that line before! i'm to lazy to read all the comments just to make sure i am 100 per cent original. many moments of great laughter in your sound for me.
best, jeff gburek
Me Me The Moth





May 7 2008 10:40 PM

A M Y C A N B E





Apr 7 2008 5:06 PM

Hello!

We are very very happy to be on our Uk Spring Tour 08!!!

We are around to play 9 gigs in this Great Country untill 13 April, playing songs from our debut album out now.

Look at our space for listings

Thank you for your support,

Amy*
SubtleNoiseMaker





Mar 1 2008 7:00 PM

Brand new release @ Clinical Archives: circuitricity
cheers
Sascha
http://www.clinicalarchives.spyw.com
Leisure Class





Feb 29 2008 2:31 AM

"A lemur named Jud
was forced to live in a cage
next to a partridge called Chris
who'd been placed in shackles
to keep him from harm."
Bei Bei





Feb 24 2008 9:56 PM

Just want to say thanks for being my Myspace friend. : )

Bei Bei
Bei Bei





Feb 24 2008 9:56 PM

Just want to say thanks for being my Myspace friend. : )

Bei Bei
SubtleNoiseMaker





Feb 15 2008 2:08 PM

thanx for the add.
cheers
Sascha
Arpa Y Aulos





Feb 15 2008 10:34 AM

Thanks for the ADD! : )
LIZARD WOMAN





Jan 25 2008 2:02 AM

Kisses all over you.

From Lizard z
Leisure Class





Dec 16 2007 3:17 AM

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Pegasus





Nov 25 2007 6:00 AM

Hi the Assholes
I thought I'd drop you a line to thank you for counting us among your MySpace friends.
All the best to you and yours, from Pegasus in Bonnie Scotland.
Leisure Class





Nov 11 2007 6:41 AM

"The brooding image of Stalin,
I'm everybody's little darlin' "
SCREAMERS





Nov 1 2007 8:32 PM

Thanks for being our friend!
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Dream Art Science





Aug 11 2007 4:28 AM

Hey! Greetings from San Francisco. FYI, our song "Gates of the Duat"
-- a melodic mythic space with a solid reggae groove --
is a free download.

Peace!
Dream Art Science
Not The Face





Aug 9 2007 2:52 PM

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Jul 27 2007 9:48 PM

HI! Thanks for the add! Glad to see you!
We’ll shake your ass – visit our profile to hear the proof.

All the best from Russia
CHEESE PEOPLE
Brian Neil





Jul 15 2007 4:50 PM

Hey Assholes...Fab!!!
Cheers
Brian.
Paul Ingrey





May 7 2007 7:50 PM

Hi, how are you doing?

Since signing the Perspectives album to Nashville Noir I've been working on some acoustic material for the next project and have posted 'Orange moon' as my new fifth track replacing 'Waiting for the call' which is on the album. Let me know what you think

Cheers

Paul
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