Sweet Blowjobby Metal Jeff Just another event in a lifetime of regret, waiting for my missed chance, I wish your eyes could lock with mine, and I could have this one last dance.... Posted at 10:02 PM Dec 21 view more
My name is Jeff "motherfuckin'" Moon(apparently)
Im 20 years old, and in March I will be of the drinking age.
Im a pretty happy/chill dude, well I try.
I live in an apartment with my 2 best friends.
I have alot of faith in humanity. Like a non-black MLK.
I play the guitar, and I sing. I sing alot.
My favorite thing to do is drive around in my truck, rocking out.
I listen to metal. But I like alot more.
My BFFs are Ed, Sean, Derek, Dutch, Ben, Micheal, John, and Jayce.
Imma slap niggers who fuck with them.
Actually Id just slap em cuz their black!
My favorite food is sandwhiches.
Im a Carnivore, my prey is emo kids, and vegetarians.
My favorite band is Metallica. No dispute.
I play Dungeons and dragons. Im a nerd. FUCK YOU.
I'll also play any other dice based RPG.
Drawing is cool. I do it, but not often enough.
My brother is a United States Marine combat engineer.
Thats about it. You wanna know more just ask.
MSN: Gessekai_jiefu@hotmail.com
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ive been really good just cleaning up the apt right now haha and i too miss good ole 1st period gooooood times rh is doing good we're getting a new page designed right now our music vid for And The Horse He Rode In On is done we have an ep on iTunes in a couple weeks im stoked!
I don't know. I suck at sleeping. It takes me like 28746823 hours to fall asleep, lol. Your always in Rio and you never ever even ask to hang out. What the heckkk? Lol.
ya of course im reppin homie. I would much rather repp my gangsterness than be wearin eye liner and buy girls pants like u and ur bros do. but whatever floats ur boat home slice, dawg
Me and my friend Ashlie were kickin it at her house in Rio when he friends from Arcata come over and they suggest we go for a drive. It was whatever.
We end up at their house all the way in Arcata and they start drinking and trying to get us to drink but I wouldn't.
Then while one guy was hitting on Ashley the other one was trying to eye fuck me and give me looks to let me know he was interested. It was fucking gross, so I would just ignore him.
Plus he was ugly and weird. He was dancing with the dog and he would shove the dogs face in his crotch, and I swear he enjoyed it wayyyyy too much.
And so while Ashlie was in the bathroom, the guy who was trying to get with her, decides to start fucking touching and hitting on me. Ashlie came back and they went outside to smoke so I was in that room all by myself with the other guy.
I was sitting in the couch and their dog was sitting by me, and I was petting it.
The dude came over to act like he was going to get the dog away but he fucking lays right on top of me
And fucking grabbed my boob! I fucking pushed him off and I was fucking pissed, I right then and there called my mom to come get me.
In the meantime, the guy who was hitting on Ashlie tries to show off on how "hard" he is and takes out a fucking gun and points it right at my fucking head. I was done right then and there. I waited for my mom outside, which took her about an hour and a half to finally find where I was at.
Tonight is the coldest night ever, I stood outside for literally 30 seconds and my feet, through boots, started burning they were so cold.
My night was the worst, I swear that guy was gonna rape me. I swear.
Ouchhh, I'm sorry to hear that. You beed some Bengay. Haha. I'm great though! For some reason I'm in the best mood ever. xD But I had a really good day, so that's probably why. :P
Oh man, I love San Diego.
I'm outta hear and San Diego bound as soon as I graduate, for sure.
I love it down there, everything about it.
Ahhhh, yes. (:
Where you wanna go?
Haha, just kickin it. Bein a myspace chilluh. Might go to bed soon. Haha. Rio helllll, eh? aha, it's so boring here. I hate ittttttttt. I hate Humboldt. aha. /: