Ted Gunn: Vocals/Guitar
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Chad Van Kogh: Vocals/Shredding Guitar
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Jeffrey '94: Vocals/Drums
Juice Newton: Vocals/Bass
Influences
PBR, Old Style, Goose Island/312, Miller Highlife, Great Lakes, Guinness, Saint Ides, J&B, Jim Beam, Jameson, Time Machines, Carlo Rossi, Busch, Boxed wine, Jack Daniels, Tullamore dew, Don Julio, Enya, Little Shop of Horrors, Cleveland, Patron, Graduation Parties, Pizza for Breakfast, Martin Sheen, std's, Money, Global Genocide, Long Romantic Evenings, Robots, that one guy in that movie that you maybe saw or didn't but it was still pretty good maybe you should put it on your que for netflix or not whatever, chad
Sounds Like
that one band you heard that one time, or maybe you didn't
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We have our first comment from the land across the atlantic. Yes Vue Weekly has mentioned us in one of their fabulous editorials about bands with vulgar language in their name. Writer Steven Sandor (steven@vueweekly.com ) has referred to us as his "favourite", read this section. "my personal favourite, Chicago’s the Fuck Around Kids, who invite you to download the music for the surefire hit, 'Want a Vagina, You Have a Vagina.' " Yes friends, that is sarcasm you're hearing. As you can see, we included the email of said writer, and would ask you all to please feel free and write him, telling him what you think of our band, and so forth. Thanks all, here is the link to the full article online. CLICK HERE ..........................................................................................................................................................................................
Our old videos are still up... so please just click on these links to check them out
Martin Sheen 11.3mgb or
Hair of the Dog 9.5mgb or
Vagina Live video .............................................................................................................................................................................
Millions and millions of years ago, back before the days of mp3 players and Saved by the Bell; The College Years, in the city of Ohio in the state of Cleveland was born a band called Bone Thugs & Harmony. This is not their story.
Fast forward to the not too distant future. Thou art at a concert, the band playing is AWESOME!!! (There is no denying). You are really drunk and a man just stuck his hand down your pants, and upon retrieving smells it and proclaims, "This the best band I have ever heard! Who are they?" With a grin you reply, "They're the Fuck Around Kids, good sir. Now put your hand back 'twixt my quavering thighs."
And thus goes the story of how four men became four men who were in a band.
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
12.18.08 End of the World Party at Sonotheque free w/ rsvp to world@emptybottle.com
also... 12.9.08 w/ dj kt and scrabblor at liar's club 12.12.08 glitterguts photobooth w/ itch 13 & dolor at 2048 n albany 12.16. 08 w/ hayce, tacopunch & british knights at liar's club
Are you between the ages of 1 and 100? Do you not hate music? Are you tired of staying home alone on a Friday night and masturbating til your genitals hurt? If your answer is YES, have we got the show for you...