The Fucking Bastards
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Hello. We're The Fucking Bastards.
Male
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 6/26/2008
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| General | Our cast has written or performed: HBO's Aspen Comedy Festival, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, The BBC, Channel 101, The Dana Carvey Show, The Jimmy Kimmel Show, Girls Behaving Badly, Pluto Nash, The Ringer, The Groundlings, The Second City (Chicago, LA, Las Vegas), Curb Your Enthusiasm, some fucking Canadian show Marypat was on and some other shit. | | Music | Over three years, The Fucking Bastards have performed regularly at:
The National Comedy Theatre - Ballroom, The Hudson Mainstage (w/The Lampshades), ACME Comedy Theatre (L.A. Improv Festival), Improv Olympic West, and the McCadden Theatre. | | Movies | "They are fucking funny!" - The LA Weekly - Recommended
"They blow the roof off of Hollywood's ImprovOlympic...relentless...fearless."-ComedyLA.com Pick of the Week w/Sarah Silverman | | Television | A television is something you can rub on your cunt. | | Books | Books are other objects you can rub on your cunt.
You'd like that wouldn't you, you dirty little whore?!
Yeah, well, daddy wants to watch you, that's right...why
don't you take that copy of Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five"
and rub the spine up and down your moist slit. That a girl...
open to page 47...now rip it out and crumple it up...shove it up your ass and make a noise like a piggy...now roll up
the book and stick it in your coocher and I'm going to pour some lemonade in there...oooh yes, it's cold isn't it...don't worry, I've got a tube of scalding hot fudge to take some cold off of there...Why aren't you making the piggy noise anymore?! C'mon piggy!! Oink for me you filthy little bitch! Other than that, mostly fashion magazines (Vogue, Seventeen, etc.) | | Heroes | Hobos, molesters, Jesus, Hitler, racists, retards, manginas, cunt-ripple ice cream,
KKK pledges, hill-billies, rapists, arsonists, cunnilungists, fecal artistes, Sheriff Nigger and Deputy Cracker, The Witch with the Magical Cunt, Chappy. |
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The Fucking Bastards's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Serious Relationships | | Body type: | More to love! | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Occupation: | Fuckabouts |
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About me:
We perform the most fucked-up improv comedy ever....... Bizarre, offensive,
no apologies, people sometimes walk out of our shows.
The Fucking Bastards Re-Union Show will Star: Steve Agee*, Mike Berson* (guitar), Tom Booker*, Tom Clark*, Colton Dunn, Marypat Farrell*, Sarah Gee*, and Matt Kaye*........
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Who I'd like to meet:
Previous members include: Bill Chott*, Scott Chernoff*, Rich Fulcher*, Abby Schachner*, and Victor Varnado.
(*denotes original cast member)
Guests include: Scott Adsit, Ed Goodman, Mark Beltzman, Jenna Jolovitz,
Jim Zulevic, Amanda Egge
Opening stand-ups include: Bonnie McFarlane, Matt Dwyer, Sarah Silverman, Morgan Murphy
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