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The Fucking Machines
Hardcore / Punk / Metal

"Let 12 inches of black vinyl fuck you."

Ottawa, Ontario
Canada

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Last Login:  7/16/2008
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   The Fucking Machines: General Info
Member Since10/17/2006
Band Websitethefuckingmachines.net/
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ESTEE TABERNAC - MC.

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C. VENGEANCE - MC.

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DAVID "THE PROFESSOR" JACKSON - GUITARD.

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THE DAVE WILLIAMS - LEFT HANDED GUITARD.

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JOHNNY "CRONSTICK" NASH - BASSTARD.

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JOHN "WORK TO RULE" SPROULL - BEAT BOX.

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JOEY "EMOTIONS" VINO - ANOTHER GUITARD (RETIRED/ ALUMNUS)

Influencesblack flag, circle jerks, angry samoans, f.u.s, T.S.O.L, career suicide, brutal knights, big boys, J.F.A., deep wound, agnostic front, direct action, DOA, slow, bad brains, S.O.D, anthrax, (old)metallica, drive like jehu, hot snakes, RFTC, scared of chaka, ergs, leftover crack, lifetime, paint it black, none more black, rolling stones, sonic youth, black cross, black widows, fucked up, sweet janes, buried inside, this girl erin's number, the guess who, wasted youth(LA), dead milkmen, led zeppelin, babe ruth, thurston moore, june of '44, deep wound, reatards, jay reatard, tabernac, mastodon, high on fire, sleep, shellac, (and you will know us by the) Trail Of Dead, U.S. Maple, six finger satellite, art bergmann, wrangler brutes, unwound, seaweed, the police, marc grenville, andrew vincent, no trend, thurston moore, ultravox, will sasso, stiff little fingers, buzzcocks, bruce cockburn, avengers, x-ray spex, alice bag, liliput, L7, douchebaggery, fairie kuntz, blaintology, lumpin proletariat, riverboat gamblers, regulations, refused, X, electric wizard, spice girls, phil collins, nihilists, best friends, UK subs, exploited, david peel and the lower east side, mystic zealots, deamon, earth, the faction, descendents, lords (louisville), fear, f-minus, gang of four, mission of burma, wire, hot snakes, JFA, kid dynamite, stand GT, national acrobat, coliseum, germs, medicine, jesus lizard, rev. norb, reagan youth, refused, the rezillos, S.T.R.E.E.T.S., 3 inches of blood, 7 seconds, stooges, unwound, wipers, sunn 0)))), bloodhag, converge, dio, isis, beastie boys, flying saucer attack, kiss, kittens, grifters bailter space, NWA, PE, Cypress Hill, WUTANG, run dmc, flipper.
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"Stole My Quarter" 4-song 7".

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"Sexy Times with The Fucking Machines" 13-song LP.

Both released on Last Drag Records.

Record LabelLast Drag Records
Type of LabelIndie





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   About The Fucking Machines

@ the Dominion Tavern, September 29th, 2007.


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Miss LaVodka





Jul 9 2008 6:51 PM

I dunno about Electric Embryo, but I've got some Mushroom Explosion stuff I can ruin with deck darts.
C'mon down!
Germ Attak!


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Jun 27 2008 12:04 PM

CHECK OUT GIUDA AT
http://WWW. MYSPACE. COM/GIUDAISCARIOTA

*LAST SHOW AT DISHOUSE EVER!!!*
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The PG-13s





Jun 18 2008 3:21 PM

hey!
GigDoggy





Jun 15 2008 9:11 AM

This link is a blog for musicians written by musicians:

www. gigdoggy. wordpress. com

It's a place for bands to explain how they book shows.

Regards,

gigDoggy
The Visitors





Jun 11 2008 6:30 AM

YEAH!!
Manpower





Jun 10 2008 11:40 PM


The free and independent republic of Manada wishes to extend the use of our highly innovative Manadarm to help augment your internationally renowned Fucking Machine. Our pursuit is to create a sterling example of successful international dildo cooperation.

Victory to the machines.
The Creeps





Jun 10 2008 7:20 PM

yo.
See you guys this weekend.
Critical Convictions





May 1 2008 7:59 PM

The Fucking Machines = one of the best local bands hands down
Jules





Feb 15 2008 1:10 PM

FUCK YEAH METALLICA!!!!!!!
BLACKBALL


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Nov 4 2007 1:36 PM

BLACKBALL


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Nov 1 2007 7:06 AM

Andy Snap & The Loose Cannons





Oct 20 2007 9:07 AM

ANDY SNAP & THE LOOSE CANNONS FIRST SHOW

Fear and Loathing in Ottawa





Oct 9 2007 3:20 PM

Congratulations on all your success. Thanks for the add.

Check out Ottawa's best podcast - Fear and Loathing in Ottawa.
Last Drag Records





Oct 9 2007 12:47 PM

I'm glad it was a good show for your release, but seriously do you still need the show poster up ?
Jules





May 22 2007 12:08 PM

I ear some of you guy have troubled dog.
If they need help, I sell Strap-on Dog Balls to boost self hesteem and licking pleasurement. I guarantee they will feel whole again.
Please contact Maman Brossard if you are interested.
GAY BIGFOOT





Mar 21 2007 8:49 AM

MANKILLSMAN





Mar 20 2007 9:21 PM

Jules





Mar 3 2007 11:45 AM

Remede maison pour le "eye hickey in the ear pussy":
"Gateau a la viande", aka "Meatcake" avec glacage.
Une grosse affaire de boeuf hache (gras...ben gras), 3 oeufs, tomates, des rice crispies (ou des rice crispies squares coupe pour plus de consistance), fruit loops et lucky charms, oregano, sel et poivre.
Glacage: 1 grosse affaire de beure, 1 tasse de sucre en poudre, demi tasse de lait, melanger le tout et mettre au frigidaire.
Melanger le tout jusqu'a obtenir une boule homogene. Placer la boule dans une casserole carre et mettre le tout dans le four pendant 1 heure et demi. Sortir du four et laisser refroidir 10 minutes. Sortir de la casserole et badijoner le tout avec le glacage. Decorer le gateau avec des Count Chocolas.
Peux etre servi avec des "cookies nipples" si desire.
Ca marche a chaque fois!!! Bonne chance!!
Maman Brossard
GARAGA





Feb 16 2007 11:28 AM

Oh hell ya!
Welcome aboard the good ship GARAGA!!!
Now go forth and make us some rock!

word
Jules





Feb 12 2007 3:18 PM

AWAYE!!! sors ton 6 pack pis tes chouclacks pis on va se faire un super-fun-time simonaque!
BLACKBALL


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Jan 17 2007 6:42 PM

Thx for adding!! Excellent set last Saturday - We gotta get a show together!!
Sack Lunch





Jan 14 2007 10:04 AM

West 49 = Death
the Bella Bombs





Jan 7 2007 6:39 PM

Looking forward to next weekend!!
The Phantom Shifters





Dec 13 2006 12:09 PM

MotherFuckers!...
PHANTOM SHIFTERS
Jules





Dec 11 2006 5:17 PM

Les Fucking Machines sont comme une p'tite vite l'apres-midi...C'est rapide, mais crisse que ca fait l'affaire!!
Altphotoart





Dec 1 2006 10:14 PM

Scott!I got your email AGES ago... sort of been in a funk... tell ya bout it in a bit... gotta head off to work for alittle while. MOre in a bit
~M
The Suicide Pilots





Nov 24 2006 5:35 AM

thanks for the add, guys. and killer show last weekend! over'n out.
FUMER





Nov 22 2006 3:26 PM

how do i get ahold of this white vinyl you speak of?
FUMER





Nov 22 2006 7:53 AM

thanks for the add, guys.

...and fucking good punk is hard to come by these days.

so. congrats.

cheers,

mike
moral hazard





Nov 20 2006 8:34 AM


I'd say "Great set the other night"... but it looks like that would be redundant. Oh well...
four-stroke





Nov 20 2006 6:40 AM


Wicked set the other night!!!
FUMER





Nov 16 2006 4:26 PM