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The Fuck Monkeys Unite
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"PLEASE DO FEED THE MONKEYS"

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   About The Fuck Monkeys Unite

Not so long ago, in the farthest reaches of inner space, in a Delano Grove a million leagues under the sea, there was a place. A place where there was no time, no pain, no right or wrong. Only song, only laughs. There were only Fuck Monkeys.

For many many years, too many to count on two hands, the Fuck Monkeys have kept themselves hidden. Not in a literal sense, in fact, Fuck Monkeys are all around you. We are your cooks, your crooks, your floorlayers, your phone sex operators. We are the Colbert Reporters, and the Strangers with Candy. The Foe Hammers, and the Goblin Cleavers. We are among you.


The renaissance has now begun. The Fuck Monkeys can once again Unite. Honk your horns even if you're not horny. Pull the string, ca-ching the cash register ring, equip your swine with rocket packs, and prepare to sing, prepare to smile. At least for a while. The Fuck Monkeys are coming...

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Fuck monkey's in action!!
The main Fuck Monkey, and one of the producers of the Colbert Report, Mr.Matt Lappin




HEY JACK ASS, I'm with the Jerky Boy's... get with the fuckin` program, and join the street team!!!!


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The Fuck Monkeys Unite's Friends Comments
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Rob Cantrell





Sep 10 2007 3:38 PM

Yo, I saw 'The Butt Fuckin OrangaTangs ' bitin your style,

How could they do that?!!!

Lets do some cool shit soon.

peace matt

rob
Henrietta





Jul 15 2007 7:22 AM

Reedz mah new blogz...it super kewlz!

Luvz,

Hot Henny
morning Squirtz





Jun 11 2007 7:19 PM

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Jeff's tribute to The Who





May 31 2007 7:53 PM

just thought I would stop by and say hello...




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Jeff's tribute to The Who





May 19 2007 4:32 PM

thanx for the add!!

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♠KOKOMO♠





Apr 25 2007 10:49 AM




Michelle





Apr 15 2007 12:03 PM


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Kelly





Mar 11 2007 3:13 AM

GREAT SHOW!!!!!!
REGULATION PLANET





Jan 14 2007 5:16 PM

Thank you!


New Jerky Boys CD in stores March 22nd Tough Guy!

Please visit the Official Jerky Boys MySpace and be a friend!

Click on the CD cover and then request us you Silly Little Freak!

Hey You! - Looking for members for The Official Jerky Boys Street Team!
(any forwarding of this would be greatly appreciated!)

~JUSTIN TIME~





Nov 19 2006 8:30 PM

you don't tell me how to talk, you don't tell me how to walk!!!! Got it HODOG. Love you guys
Caitlin





Oct 9 2006 11:27 PM

So I'm curious, what does Paul Dinello do when he's a guest?

(shameless whoring ahead: I run a Paul fansite http://pauldinello.net and besides being curious myself, his fans in general would like to know)
the fear of symmetrics





Sep 17 2006 3:46 PM

thanks for hunting me down!
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...heath...





Sep 7 2006 11:27 AM

*wishes she lived in New York*

Fuck me, man.
Matty Goldberg





Aug 13 2006 3:33 PM

Fuck monkey 4 life
The Institute of Ape Culture





Jul 21 2006 3:46 AM

Splendid work you chaps.
We're all rooting for you at the Institute.

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steven aloyisus





Jul 20 2006 10:00 PM

thanks for the add.

i'll be catching one of theose pianos shows!!

steve
suicidal poets
BootLipMagee





Jul 15 2006 10:49 PM

Never realized how much Catatonic Liberator amused me till now!
Voo Doo Man





Jul 15 2006 8:53 AM

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Keith Alberstadt





Jun 24 2006 6:47 PM

Fuck Monkeys Unite!

I love all of those words!
Nothing Nice





Jun 21 2006 3:30 PM

thank you for the add mr. president
Stephen Colbert





Jun 19 2006 2:33 PM

The Fuck Monkeys are Great Americans!

~Stephen
Jessica





Jun 19 2006 10:54 AM

the fuck monkeys made it burn with i pee..

but, good shit! and, well worth it!
Spitface & Boardlord





Jun 17 2006 9:53 PM

Spitface & Boardlord





Jun 13 2006 8:39 PM

you scratch our backs, we'll bite yours
Snowball37





Jun 11 2006 12:29 AM

The Fuck Monkeys....now that doesn't sound like something I'd hear on WPLJ.....
Corduroy Girl





Jun 10 2006 11:45 PM

Can't wait!!
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