A-holes doing dumb things influence us to talk about their stupid asses...thats what a Gasshole is...its a combination of a moron and a jerk...nasty and ignorant...mean and idiotic...cold-hearted and retarded...ok...you get it...if not, you may be one...so you can't just be brainless...and you can't just be a schmuck...both must come together to form.....THE GASSHOLE.
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Every week, you'll have the chance to vote on a new Gasshole. And we'll be announcing the winner on the following Monday night show. So please vote.
And you can vote by commenting on the Gasshole you like.
You can also read the lyrics to each clip for the full Gasshole story.
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Branding is part of the courtship ritual on my world. If she gets you once, your engaged. Twice and you have to marry. Why do you think I wear all this armour! She still gets my vote as Gasshole for being a hack. We've been doing it for years!
I know the voting is over but i have to vote for # 2 becuase I know how the guy feels, Brian tried to Brand my A$$ with a lower case r just for putting me in the draft
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadors Who get killed before they reached Bombay (Bombay is the word I found listed on all of the lyrics pages I found, but the actual lyric on the soundtrack sounds as if it has more syllables than that, to me - DA)
After a week of thinking about the same bloody Gassholes.....I'm even more convinced that my current boyfriend would thoroughly enjoy the branding iron!!
I vote for #2 the girl with the branding iron. I have no funny comments, however was highly entertained listening to Fata comment on this story. The creepy tone in his voice hinted he would now like to have a one night stand and then be branded minutes after.
I vote for Gasshole #3, the A-hole that did not see the brand coming. You're a gasshole for letting yourself get branded. GH#2 - Psycho but funny! As for GH#1 just give the guy a volunteer job and let him work for FREE!
I vote for Josh (Add Me)Johnson. Dude you just got drafted by the Bucs. It is time to stop being the creepy guy on myspace. We will see you back here in a couple of years when your NFL career fizzles out.
Gasshole #2! Speaking for all the guys who only have 1 night stands I would hate to see this become a trend. Now I have to have relationships w/ chicks who I meet at Dos Gringos after 12 $.50 Coronas.
btw, i need to add and subtract from my gasshole comment. after the fact i noticed the transit dudes photo. me being the racist that i am assumed he was black, yet i wanted to be a little pc, so i said "if he's white..." but now i see i was right to assume. subtract the white comment.
as far as the letter "r" goes, maybe it stands for "reggie walker" to symbolize the "great head" that she gave him. add that.
I Think we should put these two winners together and Brand a 23 on the Dude and Make her work for the transit authority in The N.Y. Subway for a month for Free like he was doing weird Who works for free Very Office Space. Gasshole number 1 is worse though 23 times Retard. Thank You for Your Support.
...OMG...BRANDING A DUDE?...NOW THATS A TRUE PSYCHO*BITCH...LOL...I WOULDA JUST CRANK CALLED HIM...JUST FOR THE SHEER FREAKINESS OF IT ALL...I VOTE FOR GASSHOLE#2....
I'm voting for #1. I've considered branding at least 4 of my ex-husbands .....and maybe even a current boyfriend if I didn't think he might actually enjoy it =)
My vote goes to Gasshole #1. But you have to admit he was one determined fellow. Do you think he ever called in sick for work? I'm just glad he didn't aspire to be a commercial jet pilot!
Sorry B, that doesn't make him "gasshole" that makes him one slick mo fo! it's like the black man's version of "Catch Me if You Can" only instead of Leo DiCaprio they will have...I don't know, maybe Todd Bridges from Different Strokes will make a comeback.
And he he's white...he's still slick, and any chick that can't handle a one night stand and resorts to revenge is an gasshole! affirmation of the day, "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened! :)
I'm going with #1's Mom as the gasshole. Asperger's or not, she needs to get a little tough love going with this dude. This guy would not have been "the best thing to ever happen" to the transit authority. While we're at it, we should nominate Dr. Asperger for naming the disease he discovered after himself. A kid with an addled brain has a hard enough time going through life. He shouldn't have to deal all the time with other kids yelling "hey, there goes the kid with the assburgers!"
My vote goes to Jeb's ex-girlfriend in Rhode Island... which is kind of like voting for the independent party. So since it's not on the ballot, I'll vote for Gasshole number 2.
Branding somebody for a stupid 2-year grudge about not getting a callback trumps the state of New York not hiring a volunteer imposter. I guess it's a good thing this woman never auditioned for anything. There'd be 'R' branded producers everywhere.
Sweet Brimstone and Burning baby Jesus! Bryan, get into preaching. I LOL-ed at Bryan's "...Would you date Jesus- or is that too tall for you?" You can say that the dude is an idiot for stealing an 8-foot Jesus, but I call it impressive. If they only knew that Dunkin's Donut was made of pearls. And the morality behind stealing Jesus? Good point, Gas. Good point. Oh, wait. Now that I've learned that the Jesus is plaster... how could they not know it wasn't copper by the weight alone? All they can do with it is make a pinata.
Gasshole #2:
I'm so glad you made it Nick Hogan. No, really. That kid is the poster child for posers. He invented the scissor gang mafia. He once spiked his hair to make him "4 inches taller." If Nick and Paris had babies, they would be enrolled in the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good. And then they would jointly teach the 100 course, because their degrees aren't good anywhere else.
I'm going to go with Gasshole #1 I told Brian last time I would go with whichever Gasshole he chose, since last time i was there I sided with Anthony and Gass.
My vote goes to Gasshole number 2. Celebrities are often already gassholes, just by the nature of being a celebrity. But D-List celebrities that think they're bigger than they really are, and try to capitalize on the almost manslaughter of a friend who served in the military. They are ultimate gassholes surmountable only by jaded soccer-moms who threaten to call the police on Burger King.
On a more personal note I'd just like to add that this was a really close match this week, and that stealing a copper Jesus, that isn't copper is so huge in the Gasshole department... it should have it's own section.
Gasshole goes to Hulkamania. I believe the men who stole the statue are innocent and were just trying to recover what was theirs. "Oh man, I made that statue in the third grade during paper mache class, I just wanted it back. Of course I knew it wasn't real copper".
I‘m going with gasshole number two- and not just because I condone steeling religious items. I’ve got like three holy grails in my closet. No number two‘s got it. Nick Hogan is some piece of work. Didn’t Hulk Hogan get father of the year? Who voted for that? Tony Soprano. Jeeze oh Pete. “Look son you don’t need therapy- we’ll just write you into a show as a better person. If you stick to your character, you’ll be fine!”
Nice show guys. Lates.
Oh hey check out this new bit. Lord Fata is in it.
Jesus was bigger than Shaq? why not just steal the statue of liberty? im sure she's worth way more. i vote for the statue stealers cuz i like the Hogans
I'm voting for #1. If they really wanted to steal a bunch of copper, they should've stolen the 12 foot high copper replica of the Branch Davidian compound that's at the city limits of Waco. You can probably get a week's worth of meth for that thing.
