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The Gay Horses
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The biggest pricks in the universe



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United Kingdom

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Last Login:  1/2/2009
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   The Gay Horses: General Info
Member Since9/9/2006
Band MembersAdam Puckey - Vocals
Tom Gough - Guitar
Bart Banana - Bass
Nik Budden - Drums
InfluencesThe members of the Gay Horses all live separate lives, and are aged between 22 and 956. Their influences are impossible to define. Here is an attempt:

Adam - Family, thought, words, understanding the world, having a good time, control, good food, ridiculous situations, other people's embarassment, debate, christmas, science fiction and fantasy books, books in general, religion, death, comedy, cloning, ambiguity, faith and pokemon.

Goffy - Sex, Drugs and a fat fucking spliff!!

Bart -
Love, Life, and a Fat Fucking Riff!!

San -
TR27, Chaos, extremely great live music, yellow jumpers, ladies, and being proper black.

Nik -
Arguments, structured debate, Cider, Drums, Making money, making friends, being a gentleman, and being a Cunt.
Sounds LikeAdam Puckey

Bart Banana

Nik Budden

Goffy
Type of LabelMajor


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Feb 1 2010 8:00P
Windsor Castle, with H.R.H the Queen of England (and Take That) Windsor
May 28 2010 8:00P
Madison Square Garden, with 911 New York
Jun 15 2010 8:00P
NEC, with Metallica Birmingham
Jun 16 2010 8:00P
NEC, with Metallica Birmingham
Aug 15 2010 8:00P
Nurmeburg racing course, with WOLF Nuremburg
Aug 21 2010 8:00P
Camden roundhouse, with Lily Allen London
Oct 16 2010 8:00P
Adam’s birthday gig, Hammersmith Apollo, with The Beatles London
Oct 28 2010 8:00P
Cellar bar, with Oasis Mevagissey
Nov 20 2010 8:00P
The Globe, with Take Tjat (Turkish Take That tribute act) Stoke
Nov 25 2010 8:00P
O2 world, with Kate Nash Berlin
Dec 27 2010 8:00P
The Loft, with Yazz and the plastic population Truro
Dec 28 2010 8:00P
Starbucks, with Chesney Hawkes Truro
Dec 29 2010 8:00P
The Cave, with The Sex Pistols Liverpool
Dec 31 2010 8:00P
The Moon, with Nirvana Outer Space

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   About The Gay Horses

Our blog is very good. VERY good for the soul...

Subscribe to the most entertaining and interesting collection of ideas since the apostles sat down and said 'hmmmmm...'

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We WANT you to download our songs for free and bung them on your ipod and share them with your mates and laugh at them and feel a *little* bit revulsed or repulsed by them.

Our gigs are unbelievably fun and silly. We are serious about our stupidity and never fail to entertain.

We succeed to entertain.

Please take four minutes out of your busy internettttt life and
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The songs all sound amazingly rousing and rambunktious on a set of headphones or belting out of a proper stereo.

Don't believe us?

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(Hard sell over), now read all about us and GET. IN. VOLVED!!!

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Nobody on earth can
truly be sure how the Gay Horses formed.
Here is a version of events which is
commonly accepted to be accurate.
Any inconsistencies can be logged
as far up your ass as they will go.

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All life is a cycle. Death and birth are intrinsically connected. Illness, hardship and disease are a sad balance to joy, happiness and glee.

With this in mind, there is no need for fear. The body of flesh is no permanent home for the soul, it is merely a temporary conjunction of matter design to route energy for a specified or unspecified period of time.

In your world there is nothing but freedom. The rules you live by, be they restrictive or encouraging, are nothing but fabrications of your own mind.

The rules you live by, your guilts, your loves, your desires and your reservations, they are your humanity.

Before humanity, there was only spirit. A form of chaos. Unbridled energy so powerful that it was wont to destroy any creation before that creation could even become an idea. There were no ideas. There was no space. There was no matter. There was no route, no containment. And as such, there was no flow. No point.

As the universe developed, and energy became matter, which in turn became subatoms, which in turn became atoms, which in turn became particles, which in turn became molecules, which in turn became substances, which in turn became chemical processes, which in turn became life, which in turn became behaviour, which in turn rolled through into various intelligences, loves, hopes, fears, communications, instincts, faults, worries, plans and dangers, some of the chaos was lost.

From formlessnes to form.

The natural way of all substance in life is to engage in a system of attraction, interaction and repulsion. On whatever scale, in whatever way, be it evolutionary, physical, mental, chemical, the template of the breath, the inhalation and eventual exhalation, the constant change, is the only knowable, predictable thing about the universe.

Our universe is in a complicated, heavily formful, heavily patterned, heavily ordered place right now.

Dragged from the place before time, the 'non-place', The Gay Horses begin the move from form to formlessness.

The call to shift.

The need to change.

The necessity to break.

The consciousness' ache,

for Chaos.

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No one knows what has caused these humans to behave the way they do. But they do it. And a deep, deep part of all of us Quite. Simply.

Love it.

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Feb 11 2009 10:33 PM

OFFICIAL CORNISH LAUNCH PARTY,
Thursday 12th MARCH,
Bunters Bar (Music Night), Truro.

Hi! Just to let you know we are having a Launch Party for our band, be wicked if you could make it.

Zoe, Toby and Perran

'Watch this space... they are set to be Cornwall’s hottest new band!' - SW1 Productions

'We Love them... a new, sexy, high energy band… just what we are looking for!' - Go2 Magazine.

'OUR INDIE TIP FOR '09' ....5/5 stars!' - Press Play
Promotions
BlueSphere Productions

BlueSphere Productions



Jan 9 2009 3:51 PM

Hi guys. Saturday 17th Jan sees the opening of a brand new live music venue in St Ives. Situated below the Isobar, The Crow Rooms promises a lot of GREAT FUTURE OPPORTUNITIES FOR LOCAL TALENT so, please come along and support the launch night.
Doors open 7pm . £3 entry includes admission to nightclub at 11pm. Strictly 18+ . Great line up, great venue, It'd be great to see you there.

Southwest Music Studio

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Jan 4 2009 10:41 AM

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Nov 7 2008 6:30 PM

I envy your gig list, I truly do.
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Oct 15 2008 4:44 PM

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Oct 13 2008 3:57 PM

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Oct 13 2008 9:10 AM

No worries, glad you appreciate it, If ya ever need anything just give me a buzz. All the best, Ryan Ps.
Great band name!
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Oct 10 2008 4:20 PM

tomorrow at the studio bar penzance...when are you next equestrianing..
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Oct 10 2008 1:06 PM

i hope my boyfriend don't mind it
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Oct 10 2008 10:02 AM

loved your CLGR Report.... it's about time the government did something useful and banned the use of H2O on stage...
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Oct 2 2008 11:17 PM

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Oct 2 2008 9:19 PM

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Sep 24 2008 8:03 PM

Hedluv and Passman have been crowned

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Winning a slot at Glastonbury Festival 2009!

See them at The Tap Room this Friday


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Sep 22 2008 12:14 PM

Yeah i agree
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Sep 22 2008 10:27 AM

HLA is not the best song ever.
Lorna

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Sep 21 2008 8:44 PM

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Sep 8 2008 9:46 PM

vote for hedluv!

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