The German Brothers

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  • The German Brothers

  • 36 / Male
  • Assmannshausen, Rheinland-Pfalz, DE
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Come kick it with zee Germans at the Texas Renaissance Festival starting October 10th, 2009! Vee vill rock your German socks off!!! Jawohl!!!!!!!!!
  • Music

    German rap. German disco. German hippity-hoppity. German blues. German bluegrass. German um-pah. German German rock. German folk. German raggae. German lounge. German alternative. German pop. German classical. German heavy metal. German grunge. German latino. German Irish. German punk. German piano. German symphony. German big band. German swing. German salsa.
  • Movies

    Bierfest!!!!!!!! Bruno. Ja, we know he is Austrian, but he speaks German und loves lederhosen thongs. Also, Heidi und Sound of Music. Und of course German Leather Fetish Films. Jawohl!!
  • Television

    Germans are too efficient to spend time watching Television!! ...but...sometimes we watch "Yo Germany Raps" on GMTV. We also love "Das Haus", a new docu-drama about German Hauses....it is simply spellbinding.
  • Books

    German cook books. Books on bier. Romance novels too, but don't tell anyone. The Kama Sutra "Deutsches Version" with tips on Schnickling The Fritz. And don't miss our favorite; "How to toss your Wiener" by the Terror of Teutlingen, Germany's Heavy Wiener Champion.
  • Heroes

    Vinny da' Shin in Pittsburgh, PA! That sexy bald guy can really work zee catwalk! And also our Mutti und Vatter. We love und miss our families back in zee Germany!!!

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Hometown: Assmannshausen am Rhein
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Drink: Yes
  • Occupation: German Rap Stars

Schools

Companies

  • The G Men

    • Assmanshausen am Rhein, DE
    • Rapper
    1529-Present

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Blurbs

About me:

Vee are German Brothers, Gunter und Gotha und Goethe von der Dudelschlager. Actually, vee are German rap stars. Word. In Germany, vee are known as the "G-Men" und go by our world famous rap monikers; "The Berlin Bling Bling","Sweet White Chocolate", und "Wonder Bread". You can find us at zee many different Renaissance Festivals in zee United States of zee Americas. Ja!!! Come und say "Hallo" to us!!! Auf Wiedersehen! Gunter und Gotha und Goethe von der Dudelschlager ..

Who I'd like to meet:

Other Germans. Other German Frauleins. A good sausage vendor. Someone who speaks German. Vinny da Shin. A strong German woman und her strong German girlfriend to stay up late into zee night discussing zee glories of Spiessbraten und dumplings. A good schnitzel vendor. A Fraulein with a nice long beard. Several garden gnomes. A good pretzel vendor. Beer swilling German Frauleins who desire nothing more than ein big, hard, glorious Bier Stein in their hands. A few French people, just because. A good sauerbraten vendor. Jawohl.

Comments

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  • Nov 24 2009 4:29 AM

    Thanks for adding me.

    Hope you enjoy my artwork.


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  • Nov 19 2009 1:13 AM

    Bring on the stage show!!!!! My vote has been cast! *MUAH*
  • Nov 17 2009 8:42 PM

    hey guys i was so glad to see bling bling and wonder bread ant trf.  i gave wonder bread a good trip to the alps ha ha im going to write a e mail about ur stage.  see u next year
  • Nov 17 2009 6:39 PM

    it was a pleasure to see you guys again @ txrenfest this year. i am hoping that you will be a permanent installment. ive sent am email to txrenfest to request you a stage. good luck.-christena
  • Nov 16 2009 9:41 PM

    Oh, and yes of course I sent out an e-mail letting them know that they absolutely HAD to give you guys a stage.
  • Nov 16 2009 9:36 PM

    So, are you guys going to be at TRF during the Thanksgiving weekend?
    :D
  • Nov 14 2009 5:13 AM

    An email has been sent!  Hope to see you guys on a stage next year...otherwise, we'll just enjoy the view as you pass us walking around TRF ;)
  • Nov 13 2009 3:59 AM

    Help is on the way. I just sent the Texas Renaissance Festival an email and I hope it works for you guys. Good Luck and see you next year. Love you Guys!!!

    Angela
  • Nov 13 2009 2:45 AM

    I was pretty disturbed when I read your bulletin. I sent an email. Hope you guys get to perform. If not, it's definitely their loss.
  • Nov 12 2009 5:04 PM

    Hi boys!!! just wanted to drop by to say that I sent out an email to the producer for Texas Renaissance Festival requesting a stage for you guys in 2010!!! I love you germans!!!!!
    Rachel
  • Oct 22 2009 11:53 PM

    just droppin' by to say hi from "vinny" (in pittsburgh) and his "posse"
  • Oct 22 2009 4:25 PM

  • Oct 12 2009 11:55 PM

    It was nice seeing you guys again this year. Can not wait until next year.

    Angela
  • Oct 12 2009 8:56 PM

    Der German Boyeeez and The Lizard Wiz-iz-izard. Talk about Der DreamenTeamen. Da, mein kommeraden.
  • Oct 10 2009 7:30 PM

    We love you!!!
  • Oct 6 2009 11:11 PM

    You guys are awesome!  Had a great time at Oktoberfest!!!!
  • Oct 6 2009 3:59 AM

    it was so nice to see you guys again this year wonderful show (but the last one was the best lol)
  • Oct 6 2009 3:21 AM

    Hairline solidarity my bald brother from another mother! Pittsburgh was great, ja!

  • Oct 6 2009 2:58 AM

    Miss you guys! A whole year is a long time to wait to see you!
  • Oct 5 2009 11:23 PM

    Ich lieb Sie!!!!  Sie sind so komisch!
  • Oct 5 2009 10:35 PM

    You owe the faeries a dinner date next year.
  • Oct 4 2009 11:47 PM

    Ich danke dich für dem Kuß, Bling Bling! ;)
  • Oct 4 2009 4:28 PM

    hey guys great job yesterday!
  • Sep 30 2009 3:35 AM

  • Sep 29 2009 1:20 AM

    Can't wait for Oktoberfest this weekend!!