WATER BED KEV/
KRUNCHMEYER/
BARON VON KRUNCHAUSEN, III, ESQ./
GRACE UNDER MEYER/
KEVIN (IS A PLACE ON EARTH)/
THA' KRUNCHBEAR/
GRAMPA/
THE GUY THAT PASSED OUT IN THE MAD PLANET BASEMENT THAT ONE TIME/
GRACE UNDER MEYER 2: FUDGMENT DAY/
KEVILLSWORTH, DONKEY SLAYER/
KEVIN GYNER, OBGYNOMG/
DISGRACED PERVERT HEIR OF OSCAR MEYER, SR./
MR. BLANK DOG/
KEVIN AND KEVIN IS/
DUSTY (BUT WHO REALLY CALLS HIM THAT ANYMORE?)/
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ALSO, LUKE.
Influences
SPARKS PLUS, P.F.P. POSSE, POWER'S, FUCKIN' PABST, CHRISTIAN ER... PABSTIAN BEERTREATER "UNCLE PABSTY", BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA, HIFI CAFE, SIEGAL'S LIQUOUR STORE, BURNHEART'S, FRANK'S, LULU, CACTUS, MAD PLANET, LINNEMAN'S, FUCKIN' CIRCLE A, 5AM DANCE PARTIES, 5BM DANCE PARTIES, THREE GIRLS AND A CARAFE, THE COASTERS, JEWEL CASES AS DJ TABLE LEGS, HOLDING BACK VOMIT, MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF THE "SHEPPIES", UM... K.B. DUDE, K. FUCKIN' B. DUDE, CARRIBEAN CHICKEN WINGS, DERANGO'S, CHIP SANDWICHES-THE ULTIMATE IN SUB EATING TECHNOLOGY, YOYO SMUGGLING, PARTY!, SUBVERSIVE COMEDY, NONSUBVERSIVE COMEDY, COMEDY, GIRLFRIENDS, FRIENDS THAT HAPPEN TO BE GIRLS, FRIENDS, BICKERING, MAKE UP SEX, BRUNCH, BEING FABULOUS!, THE PACKERS, THEIR RECEIVERS, PLUMMER-SCA-PADES, I GUESS TRAVIS, GLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDER!, FEAKING OUT, KATIE-N-THA-CON-MAN, EMMYLOU SCREMMZ, SCHULIE, DAVID, CHICAGO, WMSE, FUCKIN' BLUNTS, PEEEEEOOOOUP, FECES, GLANDS, GLANDS ACROSS AMERICA, BUTTMERICA, AUSTIN DUTMER AND HIS BUSTIN' OF BUTTMER, BAY FUCKIN VIEW, SMOKING POT SEMI-INCOGNITO IN PUBLIC PLACES, BLACK LIPS, CRUNK JAMZ, KING KHAN AND BBQ, BBQ, TONY SAGGER, ZACH THE BROTHER, THE ONION AND DEFINITELY NOT THE SHEPHERD, DEFINITELY NOT DJ'S FROM DOWNTOWN OR THE THIRD/FIFTH WARD, DEFINITELY BRIAN COSTELLO, JIMMY HOLLYWOOD, ALEX WHITE, A-RON, KILLINGS, MAX DROPOUT, FAYTHE, NATHAN, BILLY, THE REVERSE, THE SILVER FOX HIMSELF, ALL THE BAY VIEW DRUNK TWENTYSOMETHING GIRLS, ALL THE RIVERWEST EDGE CRUST PUNK PEOPLE( THAT'S "YOU'RE ON THE EDGE OF BECOMING CRUST" NOT "YOU'RE STRAIGHT EDGE AND CRUST. THAT'D BE AN AWFUL THING TO SAY. UNLESS YOU'RE GOING FOR THAT. THEN IT'S COOL, AS LONG AS YOU MAY THINK THAT.) ALL BARTENDERS EVERYWHERE.
Sounds Like
I Guess You Just Gotta See Us........SEE US SMILE!!!!!!!!
WE COULD ALL PRETEND THAT I CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING MILDLY AMUSING, BUT SERIOSLY KEVIN AND I PROMOTE, BOOK AND DJ (SEMI)TASTEFUL ROCK SHOWS. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE ALL "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M SO COOL. MY NAME IS LUKE AND SHIT. I LOOK LIKE A FAG!" IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS WHAT THIS, OUR, MY, SPACE IS ALL ABOUT. PLUS THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE REALLY FUNNY IF THERE WAS A WAY TO HAVE A BUNCH OF FART NOISES, SLIDE WHISTLES AND OLDE TYMEY BIKE HORN SOUNDS INSERTED RANDOMLY IN THIS PARAGRAPH. AND IF TONY SAGGER COULD BE DOING THE IMPERSONATION OF ME IN THE ABOVE MOCKING, SURLY QUOTE.
FEACE OUT, FEE-OTCH
LUKE CHAPPELLE
wow that show was awesome. i'm writing this ahead of time because i don't expect to be alive tomorrow. actually, i want that first sentence to be my epitaph.
TUE 6/03 - New York, NY @ Charleston's w/ Drunkdriver & FNU Ronnies WED 6/04 - Chapel Hill @ The Cave w/ Spider Bags and more... FRI 6/06 - Orlando, FL @ Crooked Bayou - Rich Evans' birthday party w/ Shit Eagle, and more TBA SAT 6/07 - Atlanta, GA @ Drunken Unicorn w/ Plexi 3, Coathangers and Strange Boys SUN 6/08 - Huntsville, AL @ The Flying Monkey - Bamalama Fest w/ Amber Alerts, Pine Hill Haints, Barbaras and more TBA TUE 6/10 - New Orleans, LA @ Saturn Bar w/ Guilty Hearts & Die Rotzz WED 6/11 - Memphis, TN @ Murphys w/ Limes & Lover! THU 6/12 - Lafayette, IN @ Zoolegger's w/ TV Ghost, Cro Magnon & Lone Torpedo FRI 6/13 - Milwaukee, WI @ Frank's Power Plant - Todd Trickknee's birthday bash w/ Aluminum Knot Eye and more bands TBA SAT 6/14 - Chicago, IL @ Ronnys - Victim of Time 2nd Anniversary Party w/ White Mystery, Mother of Tears and Sang de Loups SUN 6/15 - Chicago, IL @ Permanent Records w/ Daily Void MON 6/16 - Kalamazoo @ Kraftbrau Brewery w/ bands TBA TUE 6/17 - Detroit, MI @ Lager House - X! Records party - Mahonies record release show w/ Mahonies, Tyvek and Fontana WED 6/18 - Columbus, OH @ Carabar w/ Unholy Two, Day Creeper and Hugs and Kisses THU 6/19 - Cleveland, OH @ Now That's Class w/ Necropolis, Traditional Fools and Dimeras FRI 6/20 - Buffalo, NY @ Staples - Terminal Boredom party w/ Blowtops & Plates SUN 6/22 - Montreal, QC @ Casa Del Popolo - Suoni Per Il Popolo Music Festival w/ Anemones & Big Chocolate Flavour WED 6/25 - New Haven, CT @ People's Center w/ Estrogen Highs & Medication FRI 6/27 - New York, NY @ Lucky Cat w/ Live Fast Die and Stalkers
Lotsa more dates & surprise guests to be confirmed...Stay tuned...
Brand new THE FEELING OF LOVE LP available on Yakisa
hey, now that you've added me, we're best friends, right? i mean, we've never met or anything, and you probably wouldn't like my band, but... happy thursday! peace out, my man. impeach bush. vegans rule.
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