About me: "Cheeky cockney comic Andy Williams enjoyed watching girls go by – but in a much more seedy way. His lewd material and comic timing has the audience in fits of laughter, while he also provides a disturbing window into the male psyche. Not one to watch with elderly relatives."
"A one man wank joke machine. Considering every open mic night kicks and stones this subject to death, Andy (a pro) fucking brushes off the carcas, revives it and makes an audience laugh with a crude (in a great way) and raucous set. So much thought has gone into his subject matter that he takes it to a level that leaves even a rather prudish, staid audience in stitches. He also tackles other subject matter but good, original masturbation material is a rare thing."
"Wins the audience over with his self deprecating tales of unrequited lust and masturbation. A solid set of gingery wonderfulness."
ME???
Well I'm an award winning Comedy Writer and Performer.
I'm also a Stand Up Comic, which means your now expecting me to say something funny. To be fair, I don't see why I should, it's my night off for one. And what's to stop you instantly going away and passing off what you have just read as your own. Quite frankly I'm not prepared to take that risk. I learnt my lesson in 2002 when Johnny Vaughan nicked 3 ideas of mine for one of his shows. Once a thief always a thief. Didn't do time for this crime though did he, oh no, he just sat back and watched the viewing figures come in. Did I see a penny in royalties, did I balls.
I also co-run The Jubbergunn Comedy Club with my writing partner Nick Hodder. Basingstoke's ONLY comedy club I'll have you know. Some of the best acts in England every last weekend of the month at The Camrose Club.
You still want more!!!
Well you can get more by visiting my website:
THEGINGEdotcom
Training to ru 4 Marathons in 8 Weeks was proving really hard. So I brought in the expertise of a top European trainer. Things didn't go exactly as I thought they would...
I drop you a line to tell you that some copies of The Field Where She Died, my first album, are still available, but stocks won't last... Only 150 copies left...
The Field Where She Died, Spleen Arcana's first album, is now available on "retro" jewel case edition for the last cd lovers ;) - Small prints included in the first orders!!
How's it going old buddy. Pleasure to see ya still in the land of the living and doin well for ya self. Looking good and dont look a day over 50 mate Jay (Sleeves,RASC)
Hi Ginge, How are you doing.I just dropping by to say hello.I hope you well and your new life.Did your gig still went ok.I hope so.Wish I can see it again soon. twilight x
Hey you, I'm good ta (well poorly today, but I'm sure I will be better soon) Busy at work organising lots of charity stuff...including a Comedy Store night at The Landmarc in Bournemouth - any ideas on how best to publicise it?
hey, jus thought id say....next time u hav a show remember 2 invite other ppl...not just me....hahaha, had a gd laugh tho, nice 2 c ya again...when is ur next gig 4 one???
Subways or Interpol - tough decision indeed, the thing is I want to see other bands in the NME tent either side of Subways, so I might just stay in the tent and see them because of that reason. Good to see you earlier, today was way cool!!!
Without it?! Did you not feel naked? I'm sorry to have bought you down to such a level. I take it back. Bring back the jacket. I'll start a petition. Or similar. Are you gonna be in edinbrugh this august? xx
Marvelous to meet you on Saturday,
my humble apologies for the harsh words said against the jacket. Hopefully we shall gig together soon and what not! Hope you're well,
