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The Giraffes
Rock / Surf / Hardcore



BROOKLYN,
United States

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Last Login:  7/3/2009
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Member Since2/7/2005
Band Websitewww.thegiraffes.com
Band MembersAres Totolos - Drums
LeDamien Paris - Guitar
Tuvoc Lazar - Mouth
Chester A. Carstensen - Bass
InfluencesOur mailing list; really influental, really..

Sounds LikeA moose fucking a hamster.
Record LabelUnknown Indie
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 17 2009 10:00P
The Court Tavern New Brunswick, New Jersey
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Union Pool Brooklyn, New York

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   About The Giraffes

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MUSIC VIDEOS

by B.A. Miale (Les Savy Fav, 2 Skinnee J's, Hopewell)
"Prime Motivator"
Sail the seas of meat

by Vadim Newquist (sociopath, true fan)
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me"
Public domain explosion
"Clever Boy [coda]"
Live footage + strip-o-tainment

by Matt Lenski (Fall Out Boy, VMA recipient)
"Having Fun"
w/ surprise ending

by Bengt Anderson ("Made", "Wife Swap")
"Wage Earner"
Hot and disgusting.  Kinda like Waffle House.

by The Giraffes (pet fluffing, erotic macrame)
"Man U."
The kids at camp love this one.

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LIVE CLIPZ

"The Power of Fatherhood" at Spin the Bottle.com, 2009
Select "on-demand" then go to
"Spin the Bottle Live" at the bottom of the list.
Editied video + full concert
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Liar's Club, Chicago, 2008
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me" Shave and a haircut, two shits.
[all 3 clips]

Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, CO, 2008
"Sickness"
Wet underpants at 0:10
[more clips from craven 2, akibaby and dangeroUSdirector]

Pure Volume Ranch, SXSW, Austin, TX, 2008
"Smoke Machine"
BASS!
[all 10 clips]

Great Scott, Alston, MA, 2008
"Prime Motivator"
Home of the "Alston Cream Pie"
[all 3 clips]

From "Fearless Music," 2007-8
"Haunted Heaven"
New York's premiere sex metal band
[all 6 clips]

Europa, Brooklyn, Halloween 2007
"Honey Baby Child"
Guest starring Eddie from Iron Maiden

Knitting Factory, NYC, 2007
"The Fan"
Rock noir
[all 3 clips]

Gibson Guitars, 2007
"Twin Girls" / "Sickness"
Featuring Aaron Lazar on Stun Guitar

Key Club, LA, 2007
"Honey Baby Child"
G's up, pants down
[all 5 clips]

Easy Street Records, Seattle, 2006
"Pisda Madi"
From the Pretty in Puke EP
[all 4 clips]

Mercury Lounge, NYC, 2006
"Sugarbomb"
- Edited by Vadim Newquist

Brownies, NYC, 1999
"Get in the Car"
Back before it all went wrong

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WORDS AND WHIZ-DUMB

"How to Direct" by Damien Parisa.k.a. On the noble art of the cocksmith
Darfour, Depends and Drew's Ass
With your host, Jens Carstensen
Girls and Meat
– Pecker jokes TBA
Piss on Everything
Public toilets 1, Drew 0

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HIGH JINKS

"This Town" Parts I and IIWe're takin' this one straight to Broadway!
Our New VocalistDrew channels his inner-Satan
A Reading from "Barely Legal"A poignant passage from "A Young Amputee's Journey to Sexual Wholeness"
Lost and Loony
I'm pretty sure we're STILL driving around St. Louis to this day.
Explosions
– It was a long night ...
Park Bench Lazar
... a very long night ...
Dick Whistles for Dunces
Drunk and feelin' it.
"ESF" at Rancho De La Luna
A mellow desert vibe
"No Blinking"
No blumpkins.
Picking the Perfect Doll
What wronger way to say "I Love You"?
Dave and Gary
– He's the secret genius behind Rancho De La Luna and he likes dog biscuits.

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The Reason Cameras Were Invented ...

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Angel dust. LSD. DMT. Benzedrine. Yoohoo. Billy Carter. AR-15s. Remote controlled vibrators (anal). Ricky Schroder. Potted-Meat. Paste.


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Mr Wilson





Jul 3 2009 5:30 AM

The Giraffes





Jul 2 2009 1:38 PM

Amazing. Make us proud Roboman, make us proud...

The Giraffes





Jul 2 2009 1:39 PM

God I love when young children curse...
The Giraffes





Jul 2 2009 1:40 PM

Wow. This picture makes me horny for squid.

Con mis Armas





Jul 2 2009 5:16 PM

Your new stuff reminds me of different coked-up versions of The Munsters theme.
ROBOMAN





Jun 30 2009 12:49 PM

Crustacean Records





Jul 1 2009 9:12 PM

From your friends at unknown indie records

Crustacean Records 15 Year Anniversary Websale
Dancing With My Milk Crate





Jul 1 2009 3:32 PM

www.myspace.com/ianandi
www.myspace.com/pinkoranges78
www.myspace.com/mexikrew
great bands to enjoy!!!!!
p.s your music is genius!
amazing sound!
Lilith





Jun 29 2009 7:48 AM

I love you more than these girls love seafood!
Johnny Fried Chicken Boy





Jun 27 2009 10:04 PM

THE GIRAFFES RULED is fucking brilliant! Truly a masterpiece, gentlemen. It frightens me to think of what you're capable of next.
Martian (DJ Ike-b/1up Sounds)





Jun 25 2009 7:36 PM

Hey check out the latest show

www.callingallmartians.podomatic.com

CALLING ALL MARTIANS RADIO

Giving you...something

Every week is a theme and this week is no different!

AND if your an Upcoming artist and want plays feel free to hit up on how you can get some of your tracks played

We like to bring in new local artists and play music from every corner of the WORLD!!!

Bring culture and dope music. Download and enjoy!







El Gato





Jun 25 2009 3:03 AM

When do I get a chance to get my grubby hands on the new cd? And when will you bastards finally go on a proper tour again? Hippy festivals don't count.
Fred Davis and the Inside Voices


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Jun 23 2009 4:34 AM

i'm serious, http://gzbasement.net/events.php,

it's right outside albany... is that too far?
Michael





Jun 21 2009 5:34 AM

THERE'S the CD! Holy crap! The Occupation! Thanks Drew & the giraffes. Would you please get your Giraffes asses out to the West Coast!? I'm your west coast affiliate to gettin it done, so let's get it on!
natasha





Jun 20 2009 5:25 AM

You guys rule and Damien thanks for being an awesome host! xo
Harry





Jun 18 2009 8:16 PM

Sounds Like you Need a DVR! Hey take some Video for me through the X-Ray Goggles!!!
Lilith





Jun 18 2009 3:44 PM

I just saw your Bonaroo video, and you guys are so cute! I love that Aaron was laying across everyone's laps and caressing the top of Damien's head. It was all so tender! :P
Fred Davis and the Inside Voices


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Jun 18 2009 3:20 PM

i was at your show saturday night and ares gave me beer. if you come to troy in the fall there's at least one beer with your name on it.
Zoo Animals On Wheels





Jun 17 2009 11:06 PM

indeed
Skeleton Key





Jun 17 2009 11:53 PM

Gabriole





Jun 18 2009 12:40 AM

dually noted, thoroughly dismissed. 


Zoo Animals On Wheels





Jun 17 2009 6:49 PM

Summer stops in Kansas City?
Deprogrammer Steve





Jun 16 2009 9:49 PM

Hey guys,Boston wants you to come stink up their bathrooms and tickle their taints!By the way who do I have to fist to get your new CD BITCHES?
Rebecky





Jun 16 2009 12:20 AM

Your status is the best I have seen in a while! :) Those leftover pieces are best removed at the car wash with some sort of de-greaser. Especially if they were really DIRTY hippies. :-) oh yeah, what do you think about doing this girl a small favor... The Power of Fatherhood. Please?
Gabriole





Jun 15 2009 4:45 PM

new fan here, some guy on this mystery cruise thingy had one or your bands pins on and we got to talking and he recommended you guys to me and I was not dissapointed!

whoever said talking to strangers was bad had obviously never talked to a stranger with good taste in music.
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