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The Border

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Released: Jan 1, 2009

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The Border
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Prime Motivator
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Louis Guthrie Wants To Kill Me
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Done
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Smoke Machine
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Genre: Hardcore / Rock / Surf
Location BROOKLYN, US
Profile Views: 278973
Last Login: 2/28/2013
Member Since 2/7/2005
Website www.thegiraffes.com
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.. .. .. .. .. .. ...................... .. ......+ + + + + + ..................MUSIC VIDEOS............ ......by ..B.A. Miale.. (Les Savy Fav, 2 Skinnee J's, ........Hopewell........)........"Prime Motivator".. – ..Sail the seas of meat............ ......by ..Vadim Newquist ..(sociopath, true fan)........"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me".. – ..Public domain explosion.........."Clever Boy [coda]".. – ..Live footage + strip-o-tainment.............. ............ ......by ..Matt Lenski ..(Fall Out Boy, VMA recipient)........"Having Fun".. – ..w/ surprise ending............ ......by ..Bengt ............Anderson............ ....("Made", "Wife Swap").........."Wage Earner".. – ..Hot and disgusting... ..Kinda like Waffle House..... .......... ......by ..The Giraffes ..(pet fluffing, erotic macrame)........"Man U.".. – ..The kids at camp love this one..... .......... ......+ + + + + + .......... ......LIVE CLIPZ.......... ......Fearless Music, 2009........"Prime Motivator".. ..– ..We'll be right back................."The Power of Fatherhood" at ..Spin the Bottle.com.., 2009 ..........Select "on-demand" then go to .. "Spin the Bottle Live" at the bottom of the list...Editied video + full concert....... ..................Liar's Club, Chicago, 2008........"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me".. ..– ..Shave and a haircut, two shits...........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, CO, 2008............"Sickness".. – ..Wet underpants at 0:10........[more clips from ..craven 2.., ..akibaby.. and ..dangeroUSdirector..].......... ......Pure Volume Ranch, SXSW, ..........Austin.........., ..........TX............, 2008.............."Smoke Machine".. – ..BASS!........[..all 10 clips..].......... ......Great Scott, ..........Alston.........., ..........MA............, 2008.............."Prime Motivator".. – ..Home of the "Alston Cream Pie" ........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......From "Fearless Music," 2007-8............"Haunted Heaven".. – ..New York's premiere sex metal band........[..all 6 clips..].......... ......Europa, ........Brooklyn.........., Halloween 2007.............."Honey Baby Child".. – ..Guest starring Eddie from Iron Maiden............ ......Knitting Factory, NYC, 2007 ............"The Fan".. – ..Rock noir........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......Gibson Guitars, 2007............"Twin Girls" / "Sickness"........ – ....Featuring Aaron Lazar on Stun Guitar.................. ......Key Club, LA, 2007 ............"Honey Baby Child".. ..–.. G's up, pants down..........[..all 5 clips..].......... ......Easy Street Records, ..........Seattle............, 2006.............."Pisda Madi".. – ..From the ..Pretty in Puke.. EP........[..all 4 clips..].......... ......Mercury Lounge, NYC, 2006............"Sugarbomb".. - ..Edited by Vadim Newquist.... .......... ......Brownies, NYC, 1999............"Get in the Car".. – ..Back before it all went wrong............ ......+ + + + + + ..............WORDS ........AND.......... WHIZ-DUMB...................."How to Direct" by Damien Paris.. – ..a.k.a. On the noble art of the cocksmith..........Darfour, Depends and Drew's Ass.. – ..With your host, Jens Carstensen..........Girls and Meat.... – Pecker jokes TBA..........Piss on Everything.. – ..Public toilets 1, Drew 0..................+ + + + + + ................HIGH ........JINKS.............. ........"This Town" Parts I.. and ..II.. – ..We're takin' this one straight to Broadway!............Our New Vocalist.. – ..Drew channels his inner-Satan............A Reading from "Barely Legal".. – ..A poignant passage from .."A Young Amputee's Journey to Sexual Wholeness"............Lost and Loony.. – ..I'm pretty sure we're STILL driving around ............St. Louis............ to this day.............Explosions.... – It was a long night .............Park Bench Lazar.. – ..... a very long night .............Dick Whistles for Dunces.. – ..Drunk and feelin' it..........."ESF" at Rancho De La Luna.. – ..A mellow desert vibe.........."No Blinking".. – ..No blumpkins...........Picking the Perfect Doll.. – ..What wronger way to say "I Love You"?..........Dave and Gary.... – He's the secret genius behind Rancho De La Luna and he likes dog biscuits...........+ + + + + + ..........The Reason Cameras Were Invented ............... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Angel dust. LSD. DMT. Benzedrine. Yoohoo. Billy Carter. AR-15s. Remote controlled vibrators (anal). Ricky Schroder. Potted-Meat. Paste.
Members
Statutory Ape - Drums.. Dick Viscous - Guitar.. Aaron LeCar - Mouth.. Eliot Spritzer - Bass
Influences
Our mailing list; really influental, really...... ......
Sounds Like
A moose fucking a hamster.