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Released: Jan 1, 2009
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  • Genre: Hardcore / Rock / Surf

    Location BROOKLYN, US

    Profile Views: 278973

    Last Login: 2/28/2013

    Member Since 2/7/2005

    Website www.thegiraffes.com

    Record Label Unknown Indie

    Type of Label Indie

  • Bio

    .. .. .. .. .. .. ...................... .. ......+ + + + + + ..................MUSIC VIDEOS............ ......by ..B.A. Miale.. (Les Savy Fav, 2 Skinnee J's, ........Hopewell........)........"Prime Motivator".. – ..Sail the seas of meat............ ......by ..Vadim Newquist ..(sociopath, true fan)........"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me".. – ..Public domain explosion.........."Clever Boy [coda]".. – ..Live footage + strip-o-tainment.............. ............ ......by ..Matt Lenski ..(Fall Out Boy, VMA recipient)........"Having Fun".. – ..w/ surprise ending............ ......by ..Bengt ............Anderson............ ....("Made", "Wife Swap").........."Wage Earner".. – ..Hot and disgusting...  ..Kinda like Waffle House..... .......... ......by ..The Giraffes ..(pet fluffing, erotic macrame)........"Man U.".. – ..The kids at camp love this one..... .......... ......+ + + + + + .......... ......LIVE CLIPZ.......... ......Fearless Music, 2009........"Prime Motivator".. ..– ..We'll be right back................."The Power of Fatherhood" at ..Spin the Bottle.com.., 2009 ..........Select "on-demand" then go to .. "Spin the Bottle Live" at the bottom of the list...Editied video + full concert.......  ..................Liar's Club, Chicago, 2008........"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me".. ..– ..Shave and a haircut, two shits...........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, CO, 2008............"Sickness".. – ..Wet underpants at 0:10........[more clips from ..craven 2.., ..akibaby.. and ..dangeroUSdirector..].......... ......Pure Volume Ranch, SXSW, ..........Austin.........., ..........TX............, 2008.............."Smoke Machine".. – ..BASS!........[..all 10 clips..].......... ......Great Scott, ..........Alston.........., ..........MA............, 2008.............."Prime Motivator".. – ..Home of the "Alston Cream Pie" ........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......From "Fearless Music," 2007-8............"Haunted Heaven".. – ..New York's premiere sex metal band........[..all 6 clips..].......... ......Europa, ........Brooklyn.........., Halloween 2007.............."Honey Baby Child".. – ..Guest starring Eddie from Iron Maiden............ ......Knitting Factory, NYC, 2007 ............"The Fan".. – ..Rock noir........[..all 3 clips..].......... ......Gibson Guitars, 2007............"Twin Girls" / "Sickness"........ – ....Featuring Aaron Lazar on Stun Guitar.................. ......Key Club, LA, 2007 ............"Honey Baby Child".. ..–.. G's up, pants down..........[..all 5 clips..].......... ......Easy Street Records, ..........Seattle............, 2006.............."Pisda Madi".. – ..From the ..Pretty in Puke.. EP........[..all 4 clips..].......... ......Mercury Lounge, NYC, 2006............"Sugarbomb".. - ..Edited by Vadim Newquist.... .......... ......Brownies, NYC, 1999............"Get in the Car".. – ..Back before it all went wrong............ ......+ + + + + + ..............WORDS ........AND.......... WHIZ-DUMB...................."How to Direct" by Damien Paris.. – ..a.k.a. On the noble art of the cocksmith..........Darfour, Depends and Drew's Ass.. – ..With your host, Jens Carstensen..........Girls and Meat.... – Pecker jokes TBA..........Piss on Everything.. – ..Public toilets 1, Drew 0..................+ + + + + + ................HIGH ........JINKS.............. ........"This Town" Parts I.. and ..II.. – ..We're takin' this one straight to Broadway!............Our New Vocalist.. – ..Drew channels his inner-Satan............A Reading from "Barely Legal".. – ..A poignant passage from .."A Young Amputee's Journey to Sexual Wholeness"............Lost and Loony.. – ..I'm pretty sure we're STILL driving around ............St. Louis............ to this day.............Explosions.... – It was a long night .............Park Bench Lazar.. – ..... a very long night .............Dick Whistles for Dunces.. – ..Drunk and feelin' it..........."ESF" at Rancho De La Luna.. – ..A mellow desert vibe.........."No Blinking".. – ..No blumpkins...........Picking the Perfect Doll.. – ..What wronger way to say "I Love You"?..........Dave and Gary.... – He's the secret genius behind Rancho De La Luna and he likes dog biscuits...........+ + + + + + ..........The Reason Cameras Were Invented ............... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Angel dust. LSD. DMT. Benzedrine. Yoohoo. Billy Carter. AR-15s. Remote controlled vibrators (anal). Ricky Schroder. Potted-Meat. Paste.
  • Members

    Statutory Ape - Drums.. Dick Viscous - Guitar.. Aaron LeCar - Mouth.. Eliot Spritzer - Bass
  • Influences

    Our mailing list; really influental, really...... ......
  • Sounds Like

    A moose fucking a hamster.

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  • The Giraffes

    i thought myspace was dead or at least getting anal raped in juvey

    2 years ago
  • Kevin Rowe

    Hey - love the music

    Freakin' excited to be moving from England to Atlanta GA this summer! Although, I litterally dont know ayone yet!

    Maybe see you around when I tour :o)

    2 years ago
  • Jamy

    Thanks for another panty and beer soaked show in Laramie




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  • Marquee Magazine

    nice to see you guys pulling your cocks out of your asses and coming to colorado. did you hide or fertilize eggs on easter?


    2 years ago
  • Michael Dangero

    Oh, that Cruise/DVD release party poster sold it for me --
    I just bought a plane ticket to Baltimore, grabbing a chick-friend there,
    and taking the Megabus to NYC, baby!! Hopin' to be Pretty In Puke
    by midnight!

    2 years ago
  • Michael Dangero

    Round-trip ticket to Baltimore - $300
    Rental car to New York City and back - $100
    Two party cruise tickets - $50
    Missing the boat (but still getting the LIVE CD/DVD - Priceless
    (well $10, with a $5 discount - thanks Damien!)
    THE DVD ROCKS!!

    Drew, plus 1 me on the guest list, per your generous offer, for Denver -- see ya then!

    2 years ago
  • Marquee Magazine

    You are listed for the Bluebird on the 18th and a "DJ set" at the Larimer on the same date. How the hell you going to pull that off...and wtf is a DJ set by you guys...let me guess, Damien whips out his pecker again.

    2 years ago
  • Michael Dangero

    ..Bluebird Theater June 18th...for real??

    3 years ago
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