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The Giraffes
Rock / Surf / Hardcore

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The Giraffes: General Info

Member Since	2/7/2005
Band Website	www.thegiraffes.com
Band Members	Ares Totolos Sr. - Drums LeDamien Paris - Guitar Tuvoc Lazar - Mouth Chester A. Carstensen - Bass
Influences	Our mailing list; really influental, really..
Sounds Like	A moose fucking a hamster.
Record Label	Unknown Indie
Type of Label	Indie

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About The Giraffes

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MUSIC VIDEOS....

by B.A. Miale (Les Savy Fav, 2 Skinnee J's, ....Hopewell....)....
"Prime Motivator" – Sail the seas of meat....

by Vadim Newquist (sociopath, true fan)....
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me" – Public domain explosion....
"Clever Boy [coda]" – Live footage + strip-o-tainment......
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by Matt Lenski (Fall Out Boy, VMA recipient)....
"Having Fun" – w/ surprise ending....

by Bengt ....Anderson.... ("Made", "Wife Swap")....
"Wage Earner" – Hot and disgusting. Kinda like Waffle House...
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by The Giraffes (pet fluffing, erotic macrame)....
"Man U." – The kids at camp love this one...
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LIVE CLIPZ....

Fearless Music, 2009
"Prime Motivator" – We'll be right back.....

"The Power of Fatherhood" at Spin the Bottle.com, 2009 ....
Select "on-demand" then go to
"Spin the Bottle Live" at the bottom of the list.
Editied video + full concert. ....

Liar's Club, Chicago, 2008
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me" – Shave and a haircut, two shits.....
[all 3 clips]....

Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, CO, 2008....
"Sickness" – Wet underpants at 0:10....
[more clips from craven 2, akibaby and dangeroUSdirector]....

Pure Volume Ranch, SXSW, ....Austin.., ..TX...., 2008....
"Smoke Machine" – BASS!....
[all 10 clips]....

Great Scott, ....Alston.., ..MA...., 2008....
"Prime Motivator" – Home of the "Alston Cream Pie" ....
[all 3 clips]....

From "Fearless Music," 2007-8....
"Haunted Heaven" – New York's premiere sex metal band....
[all 6 clips]....

Europa, ..Brooklyn.., Halloween 2007....
"Honey Baby Child" – Guest starring Eddie from Iron Maiden....

Knitting Factory, NYC, 2007 ....
"The Fan" – Rock noir....
[all 3 clips]....

Gibson Guitars, 2007....
"Twin Girls" / "Sickness" – Featuring Aaron Lazar on Stun Guitar

Key Club, LA, 2007 ....
"Honey Baby Child" – G's up, pants down....
[all 5 clips]....

Easy Street Records, ....Seattle...., 2006....
"Pisda Madi" – From the Pretty in Puke EP....
[all 4 clips]....

Mercury Lounge, NYC, 2006....
"Sugarbomb" - Edited by Vadim Newquist
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Brownies, NYC, 1999....
"Get in the Car" – Back before it all went wrong....

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WORDS ..AND.. WHIZ-DUMB....

"How to Direct" by Damien Paris – a.k.a. On the noble art of the cocksmith....
Darfour, Depends and Drew's Ass – With your host, Jens Carstensen....
Girls and Meat – Pecker jokes TBA....
Piss on Everything – Public toilets 1, Drew 0....

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HIGH ..JINKS......

"This Town" Parts I and II – We're takin' this one straight to Broadway!....
Our New Vocalist – Drew channels his inner-Satan....
A Reading from "Barely Legal" – A poignant passage from "A Young Amputee's Journey to Sexual Wholeness"....
Lost and Loony – I'm pretty sure we're STILL driving around ....St. Louis.... to this day.....
Explosions – It was a long night .......
Park Bench Lazar – ... a very long night .......
Dick Whistles for Dunces – Drunk and feelin' it.....
"ESF" at Rancho De La Luna – A mellow desert vibe....
"No Blinking" – No blumpkins.....
Picking the Perfect Doll – What wronger way to say "I Love You"?....
Dave and Gary – He's the secret genius behind Rancho De La Luna and he likes dog biscuits.

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The Reason Cameras Were Invented ...

Angel dust. LSD. DMT. Benzedrine. Yoohoo. Billy Carter. AR-15s. Remote controlled vibrators (anal). Ricky Schroder. Potted-Meat. Paste.

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Jakeyboy	Dec 5 2009 7:37 AM Now that 2009 is officially coming to a close pretty soon, I think it is safe to say that "The Giraffes Ruled" is easily my favorite album of the year. You guys really did a fantastic job. Well done! You all just keep getting better and better! I am already very anxious to see what you do next...
Froschein	Nov 28 2009 4:55 AM You rep NY well.
Masochistic\Values $Masochistic\Values$	Nov 24 2009 1:00 PM http://vimeo.com/6410278 AARON LAZAAAAAAR i see you.
FEARLESS MUSIC THE TV SHOW	Nov 20 2009 9:24 PM Check out THE GIRAFFES performing "PRIME MOTIVATOR" on Fearless Music TV. It airs in NYC tomorrow night, -NOVEMBER 21-, at 12:30am on Fox 5. Not in NYC? Not a problem! Go to http://www.fearlessmusic.com/channels/ to see the ever growing list of cities that broadcast Fearless Music. And be sure to vote for THE GIRAFFES at www.fearlessmusic.com. The winning band will be featured on FMTV next week!
Kate	Nov 12 2009 3:18 AM
Domain of Decay [is writing]	Nov 11 2009 1:37 AM Hey, Thanks for the add! Greets from Germany Rolf \| Domain of Decay
Sakura Online Now!	Nov 11 2009 1:37 AM =]
Clowns of Gacy	Nov 11 2009 1:37 AM man you guys really kick ass.....i don't know what else to say....
James Frederick Krause	Nov 11 2009 1:37 AM THE BORDER is realllllllly good! write more, record more, and i'm comin to brooklyn as soon as you play another show (weekend prefered)
Aaron	Nov 9 2009 12:11 AM I would like to exchange some of my money for your new music. Release the new tunes to non-New Yorkers already, put the disc in your store on giraffes.com or something!! Come on, lads!!
Lilith	Nov 9 2009 12:11 AM
Lilith	Nov 9 2009 12:11 AM ...still love you guys!!!...
SUPERCHIEF	Nov 9 2009 12:11 AM IOWA MISSES YOU!
gibran	Oct 8 2009 4:21 AM This sucks. I emailed the fearless address at crashmansion and never got a reply. I guess I won't be seeing you guys tomorrow...
BLUE STEEL	Oct 5 2009 12:31 AM i cant take that fat boy down
Froschein	Oct 5 2009 12:31 AM where there's a hole there is a way.
the bear	Oct 3 2009 3:45 PM yes we will! great show with goes cube last week!
303 Daisy Cutter	Oct 2 2009 1:47 AM
SUPERCHIEF	Oct 2 2009 1:46 AM dying for a show in Des Moines boys!
George	Sep 29 2009 1:01 AM You guys fucking rocked again Saturday night with Goes Cube!! Well worth the drive from Chicago!!
the bear	Sep 27 2009 11:27 PM great show tonite with goes cube. you guys kicked fucking ass! i will definitely be checking out more giraffes shows!
Lilith	Sep 20 2009 6:18 AM It's been a while since i've stalked you boys...how the hell are ya? xoxo Lilith
John Wilkes Booth	Sep 20 2009 6:18 AM
SUPERCHIEF	Sep 12 2009 2:29 AM we miss you in Des Moines !
CROME	Sep 12 2009 2:28 AM Get your asses to Chicago!

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