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MUSIC VIDEOS

by B.A. Miale (Les Savy Fav, 2 Skinnee J's, Hopewell)
"Prime Motivator" – Sail the seas of meat

by Vadim Newquist (sociopath, true fan)
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me" – Public domain explosion
"Clever Boy [coda]" – Live footage + strip-o-tainment

by Matt Lenski (Fall Out Boy, VMA recipient)
"Having Fun" – w/ surprise ending

by Bengt Anderson ("Made", "Wife Swap")
"Wage Earner" – Hot and disgusting.  Kinda like Waffle House.

by The Giraffes (pet fluffing, erotic macrame)
"Man U." – The kids at camp love this one.

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LIVE CLIPZ

"The Power of Fatherhood" at Spin the Bottle.com, 2009
Select "on-demand" then go to
"Spin the Bottle Live" at the bottom of the list.
Editied video + full concert. 

Liar's Club, Chicago, 2008
"Louie Guthrie Wants to Kill Me" – Shave and a haircut, two shits.
[all 3 clips]

Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, CO, 2008
"Sickness" – Wet underpants at 0:10
[more clips from craven 2, akibaby and dangeroUSdirector]

Pure Volume Ranch, SXSW, Austin, TX, 2008
"Smoke Machine" – BASS!
[all 10 clips]

Great Scott, Alston, MA, 2008
"Prime Motivator" – Home of the "Alston Cream Pie"
[all 3 clips]

From "Fearless Music," 2007-8
"Haunted Heaven" – New York's premiere sex metal band
[all 6 clips]

Europa, Brooklyn, Halloween 2007
"Honey Baby Child" – Guest starring Eddie from Iron Maiden

Knitting Factory, NYC, 2007
"The Fan" – Rock noir
[all 3 clips]

Gibson Guitars, 2007
"Twin Girls" / "Sickness" – Featuring Aaron Lazar on Stun Guitar

Key Club, LA, 2007
"Honey Baby Child" – G's up, pants down
[all 5 clips]

Easy Street Records, Seattle, 2006
"Pisda Madi" – From the Pretty in Puke EP
[all 4 clips]

Mercury Lounge, NYC, 2006
"Sugarbomb" - Edited by Vadim Newquist

Brownies, NYC, 1999
"Get in the Car" – Back before it all went wrong

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WORDS AND WHIZ-DUMB

"How to Direct" by Damien Paris – a.k.a. On the noble art of the cocksmith
Darfour, Depends and Drew's Ass – With your host, Jens Carstensen
Girls and Meat – Pecker jokes TBA
Piss on Everything – Public toilets 1, Drew 0

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HIGH JINKS

"This Town" Parts I and II – We're takin' this one straight to Broadway!
Our New Vocalist – Drew channels his inner-Satan
A Reading from "Barely Legal" – A poignant passage from "A Young Amputee's Journey to Sexual Wholeness"
Lost and Loony – I'm pretty sure we're STILL driving around St. Louis to this day.
Explosions – It was a long night ...
Park Bench Lazar – ... a very long night ...
Dick Whistles for Dunces – Drunk and feelin' it.
"ESF" at Rancho De La Luna – A mellow desert vibe
"No Blinking" – No blumpkins.
Picking the Perfect Doll – What wronger way to say "I Love You"?
Dave and Gary – He's the secret genius behind Rancho De La Luna and he likes dog biscuits.

The Reason Cameras Were Invented ...