Mark, Hazy, Martyn, Stephen. Shout outs to Claude, Jess and Robbie.
Influences
>Good times, Bad times, Job interviews, Disciplinary hearings, Court cases, Debt letters, Bank charges, Hale stones pelting off your face at high speeds in high winds, Kelvingrove Park in the sunshine, One team f*cking up your fitbaw coupon, David Hasselhoffs drunken cheeseburger, Bubble wrap, Paranoia, Fear, Steak bakes, The good guy train conductor, Jobsworth robots, Badgers, The baffled Steve McDonald, Prisoner Cell Block H, Getting kicked in the testes with steel toe caps on, one last cigarette, Bird flu, The Credit Crunch, ASDA 8p noodles, Losing your phone then finding it after accusing your nearest and dearest of blatant thievery, Chat show hosts stealing spouses, Swans that are made of bread, Defrosting rainbow trouts with ironing equipment, Swearing in public, Drinking games, Speaking in tongues, Waking up in the wrong country,
Nicotine, Valium, Vikodin, Marijuna, Ecstasy, Alcohol co-co-co Coco Pops. No shit! Ide rather have a bowl of Coco Pops. Susan Boyle (when she bumps you), Jeremy Kyle (When he snakes yer bird), Drinking games innit?, Puppets, Other peoples misfortunes, Homemade soup that knocks you unconscious, Fun days out at Saltcoats beach, Being attacked by bouncers, Handcuffs that break your wrist, Credit crunch when it was tender- before it was crunchy, Giraffe Flu, Cat flu, One flew over the cukoos nest flu,Mystic Meg, 10 Mayfair and a bottle of cider, Bombay badboys, Getting hired and being fired, Bank Charges, Fag doubt fines, Why is the cabbage? , Drinking outside and smoking inside, Pat Sharps Jumbo circus of hamster wheel fun, teleportation, being patronized at the bru, Dial a swally, sedation, Inflation and masterbation, Bad language, Ducks that bring their own loaf, Mr. Miagi.. s paintstripper, Clownface Pigeons of Babylon, Meaningless pebbles of the Mechanical Chicken, Bon Jovi for Bampots, Shep and Porkies Farmyard Adventures, Livestock, Deadstock, Stock cubes, Remember Timmy Mallet? He was one sick puppie, Terry Wogan cause hes always looks like he..s up to something, The baffled Steve McDonald ..cause he s always looking baffled, Crisis Loan rejection, 35 year olds being I.D..ed for skins, Dinosaurs with spikes, Button moon, Talking animals, Vague Horoscopes, Scotrail fare evasion, Joe Pesci in a que, circular time machines, Talking in your sleep- saying things like ..Bung it in the microwave then its full steam ahead.., Lunacy, Electrical storms that save you money on powercards, Jeremy Clarkson driving a shitty moped, Bernard Matthews babysitting your turkey, A number that starts with the letter J, Giro Groupies, Box-wars, Bulb juice, Being Boo..ed by the enemy, Did Charlie Nicholas just call me a Puffin?, Here is this now, You think you can defeat me by cheating?, just call me a prick?, Get a job! Got a job? then Get a REAL job! Got a real job? Get another job!
George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Charlie Brooker, Eric Cartman, Jeremy Kyle, Randy Marsh, Joe Pesci, Irvine Welsh
Stone Roses, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Immortal Technique, Beerjacket, Minimal Techno, Clinker, Aphex Twin, Mogwai, Nick Cave, Madskull, Glasvegas, The Prodigy, Beta Band, Brian Jones Town Massacre, Sister Bliss, Radiohead, Nas, Dr. Dre, Faithless, Eminem, Tricky, Jesus & Mary Chain, Ol Dirty Bastard, Arab Strap, Mercury Rev, LSD and the Search for God, Underworld, Flaming Lips, Charlatans, Fun Lovin Criminals, Jaydiohead, DJ Shadow, The list goes on and on
HAZY- Radiohead, Muse, Pink Floyd
NEXT GIG: Twa Tams, Perth w/ The Sky Mangle, Kick to Kill & The Heavy Duty Box Company on Friday 13th November 2009. The Girobus will leave Glasgow and go to and from the gig before arriving at the special all night afterparty in the city centre. £5 covers return bus trip and free entry into the gig and after-party. The bus kleaves from outside the main entrance @ Glasgow Central at 5.45pm- 6.00pm. Be early to guarantee a seat on the vengabus.
..Time Machine Prescription.. Video directed by Lemonstifitis who lives all the way in Greece. If you have a youtube account then please give him the feedback he deserves by clicking below and rating/ commenting
Hola my friends. Does the studio bring out the best in you :) Hope youre all well & creating The clouds tell a beautiful story as i write the beauty lotta love keep creating kiss M x
p.s. i do not like traffic wardens who give me fine for parking outside my own house grrrrrrrrrr
Glad you's liked the pink floyd verse, I didn't come up with the concept it's for a track called abstract art which will be on forgotten policy's 2nd albumn. I just had to pick a non hip hop artist or group and work as many of there song titles as possible into 16 bars. Hopefully c u's live sometime soon. Peace
been doing a massive shout to all friends anyone that can help to drop the word on faceBook myspace ,myyearbook,anywhere possible ;o)
Are you on myspace or fb ?
Alice ,Jet black staffie with a few cratches above her nose ,snorts like pig A.K.A Piggy ;o) she's 3 & half wen't missing last night at 6pm in Church Walk in the Walker area ,Newcastle
Thanks for saying to Jim about me. That video the guy fea Greece made is very beautiful, love how it has totally kept the mood of yer song, which I love BTW. He did a great job!!! Ma gig is at the Fruit Market on the 25th of November. 14 piece orchestra reinterpreting two of ma songs. I can't wait!! It'll be good to see ya again. That was so funny that day. See ya soon xxx
s'happnin my fellow proletariats!!, we are on Vic Galloway on wednesday night, show starts at 12 midnight, 4 tunes live, skip late night hollyoaks so you dont tire yersel oot ken! cannae wait for the 13th !x
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