I write junk. You can spot writers at 50 paces. They smell of red crayon and tipp ex and have a constant bemused look about them.
Am also a big fan of all things cute and kitsch.
Babycham being the international symbol of girlie geekdom. That's Kevin. He works part time at a porter at the local hospital. Don't be fooled by his cuteness. He has been known to swap babies in the maternity ward at christmas parties.
Things I enjoy - Baking cute little nibbles, 80's toys and shows, 50's dresses, the colour red, pretending to be French in Maccyd's or Chavs in House of Fraiser for the day, top choonage, yoga so I can learn to brush my hair with my foot, tae bo to burn of the effects off the haribo binges, the arts, making a mess, laughing at childish things, smelling nice, and spending all my money on ebay.
Things I don't like - Sprouts, animal tested cosmetics, Gillian McKeith, pinky and perky style singing on rap and dance records, rude people, drunkeness, gold jewellery, being ick, bitchy girls, paranoia, and my thighs.
This is what the site, Mookychick.com say about me....
Ruby Mae James is a performance artist/comedian/writer who does a sideline in supervillainry and eating pic'n'mix. She drinks only babycham and wanders around the house in 50's style cocktail dresses, Elvis shades and bunny slippers pretending to be profound.
Who I'd like to meet: A nice psychopath this time. One that will at least make me a cup of tea before they try to skin me alive. It's just bad manners otherwise.
My first sketch animated by Shoepie. I am available for work and large sums of money.
Please write all proposals and death threats here for my amusement....
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Tell me you love me/want my babies/want to use my spleen as a hat here.
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aloha! hows is the gorgeous, scintillating, delectable snow drop? hav you done any comedy shows this summer, speaking of summer, im sure you hav a great singing voice in the confines of your bath room, only theres a rumour your responsible for all this percipitation we hav been experiencing... sorry to be the one to break it to you.i must flash, i mean dash.. gino x
thank you for the warming welcome follow Devonish folk, i read that you like writing/ making comedy (as do we), do you have any videos etc. on the net as we would love to watch them,
Robbins and McColl (McColl being the more cooler and genrally more Magnificent one)
haha, you actually got me on ebay checking for bunny slippers. ;) i loved your article about vintage bags on mookychick. i know exactly how you felt asked to hand your bag over. what is the world coming to? a vintage handbag?! with a hoodie and a pen knife? that was never gonna work, was it? x
hi, happy anti-valentines! im on another rescue mission with sigoure weaver, we hav recieved another distress signal from a far flung remote planet so will be unable to make the anti-valentines bash. then we are planin to chill out on a remote lush tropical planet we passed on our last adventure... thanks for the comment about my pics, much appreceated, they do say b/pool is the vegas of the north lol. say hi to clooney,i hav to say i was jealous when i heard you was havin an affair with him lol.love your new page...
Hey Glam. Glad you liked the buying with pockets sketch thanks for the comment.Just visited your my space. It's a constant party!Its alive, its alive, I love the wallpaper!
I got this layout from topbun
