The Goose King's nascence was somewhat strange. He was grown in a test tube in 1999 by himself. As he stared, blinking, into the shiny world, he realised that straighforward rock was the way to go. However, he subsequently forgot this and recorded a series of increasingly strange experimental tracks in his secret lab. So perverse was his love of weird noises that it drove his best friend and sometime comedy sidekick to move to Canada.
In April of 2006 he gave up music for good. He also subsequently forgot this and went back to his experiments.
