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Member Since	10/4/2004
Band Website	huh?
Band Members	Commodore Dirk Vesicles- drums and smoking; Alec Warren Stephanous VII- bass, yelling and vast riches; Chet Herringbone- lead rhythm guitar, vocal stylings and also chicks; J. Albert Kerrington- Vocals, lead lead guitar and being a fucking genius; Skeet Lambert- lead lead guitar and smiling demurely; Contact: Merle Hackencoff- Ashtray Penninsula Artistes
Influences	the GDs do the influencing, thank you...
Sounds Like	a thirteen-way with hot Swedish models and an endless supply of Cristal.
Record Label	SLAX Records
Type of Label	Major

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Kat	Sep 26 2007 8:00 PM
Encyclopedia Brown	Mar 19 2006 7:38 PM -LET US PRAY THE PIMP'S PRAYER: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen
Suzanne	Nov 17 2005 6:54 PM Look out Revend T.D. Jakes. Chet's lookin' to steal your thundah!
tom u.	Aug 24 2005 4:34 PM Chet: You left your socks at my place last night, again. And a g-string which doesn't look like it'd fit anyone we know. And an Ace of Bass coozie, wrapped securely around a long-emptied bottle of Colt 45. And a half-empty nachos container from the Detroit Tigers last World Series appearance. 1986, I believe. Also, I miss the subtle stench of Aqua Velva hanging ever so defiantly in the air, reminding me of you and your manly-tailored turtleneck ways. Call me.
mommy	Jul 23 2005 12:02 AM who the hell is skeet? how come i haven't given him a bj - i thought i'd done the whole band already....
Suzanne	Jan 3 2005 5:46 PM Awesome and questionable show at the Pacific Princess NYE. The all you could eat buffet was outstanding but made the taste of Chet shoving his tongue down all the ladies throats at midnight a bit gag-worthy. Not that I was complaining. The ladies were all talking about it in the bathroom. I can't wait till teh next show and for when I can get The Whole World In My Pants.
Erin	Nov 7 2004 7:58 PM Chet - You left your socks at my place last night. I washed them for you with the undies you left the week before. Call me.
Chatterton	Oct 22 2004 10:29 PM You guys are cocks! You rock only your hands and you never wash afterward. Bitches. Eat my ass, GDs!
tom u.	Oct 5 2004 5:03 PM Chet Herringbone and his well-coiffed and ruggedly-charming rat pack The Goulet Destroyers are the scariest most-talented bunch of silver-tongued lounge mites I've witness since I saw Dean Martin's cryogenically frozen head thawed and reanimated for one last show in Vegas, the summer of 1995 I believe. Anyway, one word of advice, ok more like two: Fathers, lock up your daughters, wives, mistresses, mothers, grandmothers and aunts, and maybe a couple of your uncles! These velveteen Romeos of the night will [not can, but WILL. They simply can't help doing it.] charm otherwise sane and satisfied women into a fervor of raw unadulterated sexual energy. Simply amazing. Secondly, always wear insulated pants when you're within earshot of the ever-dangerous GDs. If you're not careful, your pants will literally explode, usually when you least expect it. You don't even have to be a hot chick to fall under the smooth, turtle-necked stylings of these intensely sexual rock star lady killers. I can't wait to pull on my favorite pair of three-ply trousers, grab my best smoking jacket, a bottle of peach Courvoisier and embrace the well-choreographed sexual majesty known as The Goulet Destroyers! Oh yeah, and they play pretty good music too.
Kenbone	Oct 5 2004 12:22 PM "Chet Herringbone has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." - anonymous transexual Shakespeare fan My panties are moist; my desire - flaming! If you only sleep with one band this year, by all means make it The GD's!!!!

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