Stacking impossiblities on top of each other until someone says, "Uh..you should stop now."
Music
Bigfoot Brat Pies. So tasty...and elusive.
Movies
I'm an idiot not an eskimo.
Television
I run with double edged swords.
Books
Tug of Detente: Back by Popular Demand. Oh lets face it I just like tugging on stuff.
Heroes
Since you love the sausage let me introduce you to the new family of sausage products from Bigfoot Sausage.
Our pride and joy "Bratsquatch!!" 6 pounds and 2 feet of all natural and hand crafted Uber Tube Brat (tm), and for the kids school lunch we have "SpaYETIo's" tomatoes, noodles and wacky pork nuggets in a 60 oz can--Silly Spoon Included!!, and our newest addition "Harry's Meatballs" so huge that the whole family can simultaineously gnaw on just one. Talk about family fun!! (Bigfoot Sausage not responsible for lockjaw.). All our products are available at all distinguished meat sellers n stuff. Remember, if it doesn't say Bigfoot Sausage then it's probably just a dinky weiner.
thegrooveyone's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Under your stairs
Body type:
6' 4" / More to love!
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Religion:
Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Shuriken Dispenser
Income:
$100,000 to $150,000
thegrooveyone's Companies
McPherson's McNuggets North Pole, Uh the North Pole US Boy George Belly Dancing Unit 7
About me: My name is Helmut Schwartzenkrugar. I am the owner of Bigfoot Sausage. Home of the Bratsquatch, The Bigfoot Brat Pie, The Bigfoot Bratza - 1 pound of brat per square inch of 'za! and for dessert the ever refreshing Abdominal Snowcone. Nothing says yummy like a big foot in your tummy!
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can balance work, home life, marriage, kids, and a ladder on their head at the same time. While spinning plates covered in a sassy linguine sauce during an off road bowling and billiards marathon. And be a good solid seamstress with a penchant for mercenary work in the Congo as well. Yep I wanna meet you. Oh...only if your name is Kip. Sorry should have mentioned that earlier.
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And we have our first meat related montage courtesy of Ninja Babe!! It's sort of a brat-age actually:
And here is "Bratloose" by LNZ:
Will the same Midget be pulling Life guard duties this summer at The Ghetto Pool? An Improvement of service at The Pool Bar? Why is the dog in The Hot Tub???
