Last night, when I knelt down by my bed to pray to the Lord I had a new concern:
"Dear Jaysus,
I know sex is good inside of marriage but whenever I MySpace stalk the Guys Who Like to Eat I get a funny feeling in my you know what and it won't go away. I know that if it lasts for more than four hours I am supposed to seek medical attention immediately but what do I do when it only lasts for a couple hours? God-in-the-holy-Jaysus-sky please help me deal with this problem. Mainly..
Why are the Guys Who Like to Eat such shameless, badass motherfuckers that don't take no shit from no one? (Cool Runnings)
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
************Just added to this weekends line-up! The Host of "Hillarium" @ the Hollywood Improv Comedy Club, Dino Archie! Also Tachi Palace's #1 in the Valley, Chris Cruz! They both are gonna have you rollin and dyin with laughs before you even get to experience the unparralled humor of Honest John! ***********
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT! Check out this youtube clip of Honest John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsbUWUUPSQ Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Cal
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711 Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
************Just added to this weekends line-up! The Host of "Hillarium" @ the Hollywood Improv Comedy Club, Dino Archie! Also Tachi Palace's #1 in the Valley, Chris Cruz! They both are gonna have you rollin and dyin with laughs before you even get to experience the unparralled humor of Honest John! ***********
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT! Check out this youtube clip of Honest John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsbUWUUPSQ Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door Cal
We're headlining the Starline in Fresno for the first time EVER, and we've definitely got more than a few tricks up our sleeves! Please, DO NOT sleep on this concert!!! If you have never been to one of our shows before... now's the perfect time! Get your tickets ASAP at Boba Fusion in Fresno (Bullard/41) or contact us directly for special "Down Word Fan" ticket prices :D SEE YOU THERE!!!
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!! We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well! It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar!! Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time! Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!! check out this youtube clip too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
We always seem to play our songs faster live than how we have them written, but I guess that's just us feeding off YOUR energy. We'll just put the blame on all you guys out there ;) Oh well, we should have the studio recording posted soon but in the meantime- Check out this video!.... Stay tuned.....
September 4th & 5th! Both the headliner and the Feature set have been at Thai Palms for a headline set! The house sold out both times! These two gentlemen are labeled as "in the top 3 performances" to perform at The Knights of Comedy! Jason Collings tours with Carlos Mencia(the close range tour), hes a Hollywood Improv All-star, and blowin up the comedy seen in Los Angeles right now!!!!! BRENT MORIN works on the LATE NIGHT CONAN O'BRIEN SHOW, was in the reality show "Almost FAmous",and Headlined for The Knights of Comedy already!!! Also performing that night A GEUST APPEARENCE by Phillip Medina! the Valleys Very own! Just got back from LA area performing at the Ice House in Pasedena, Headlines at "COMICS GONE WILD" @ Thai Palms Comedy Happy hour on Wed. nights, and up n coming talent in California! This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798
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Aaron Stewart got his FIRST TOUR OFFER THRU TEXAS IN OCTOBER!!!!! He's compiling video for his DVD @ Wednesday Happy Hour Comedy nights @ Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar THIS WEEK!!! (Palm/Nees)!!!! Loui's behind the bar again tonight! $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4rum n cerry cokes, beer pong, and a hilarious lineup of local talented comics! AMP Energy Drink in the House!!!! We had about 100 college peoplein the house last week and it keeps groing everytime! All kinds of free handouts and gift certifecates to Mamma Mias! Yours truely, Aaron Stewart will be hosting this whole event! It all starts at 9p and IT ONLY COSTS $5 to get in! CHECK OUT THE ATTACHED FLIER FOR MORE INFO OR CALL ME, (559)760-1798
Also, this Friday and Sat(Aug 21st and 22nd) Thai Palms is stoked to introduce our first Female Headliner since we started! This is Gayla Johnson! Checkout the attached fliers for all of her stats and credits! shes gonna take the roof down with laughs! Shes also bringin Sean Carrigan out of LA who has been tearin up the Los Angeles comedy night scene! Their both gonna be here in Fresno at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar this weekend!!! CALL ME OR RESPOND BACK TO THIS EMAIL BY THURSDAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS $10 TIX FOR THIS EPIC SHOW!!!!!! they are normally $20 at the door!
Thank you all for helping and supporting us thru our 1st year of non-stop laughs at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar! You have all helpied ud us create Fresno's Premier Comedy club!This Week we are bringing Gilbert Esquivel T Kick off our 2nd year and climbing! You might have seen him on Jamie Foxe's Laghapalooza, "Comics Unleashed, BET Comicview, and/or Que Locos! As always, Your Fresno Famous talent Andre Covington(B95's morning juice crew) will be hosting. Also for his first hometown debut on Knights of Comedy, Daniel Eachus! It all starts at 9p on Friday Aug. 7 & Sat. Aug. 8th at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar on Palm/Nees! Call me for info (559)760-1798
We'd love to have you come join us for our NEW!!! Wednesday night Happy Hours with "Comics Gone Wild"(every Wed.) you can catch local talent amatuers and 1 headliner each Wed.! We always have the $1beers and $5 pitchers! Even Beerpong on the pati outside! It all starts at 9p, every Wed! Call me for info (559)760-1798
