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The Hack And Slashers
Hardcore / Comedy / Metal

Promoting Pen and Paper One Penny Opera at a Time



FORT WORTH
United States

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Member Since10/5/2004
Band Websitewww.dungeoncore.com
Band MembersSlacker
Alex of Atchley
The Brothers Cray (Vato & Hill Giant)
Throckmorton

Occasional NPCs
Xarthor the True
NecroBob the Felcher
Dan the Dark Elf
InfluencesGary Gygax
Dave Arneson
The Dooms U.K.
Tenser
They Might Be Giants
The Dead Kennedys
Bigby
The Dead Milkmen
Kevin Siembieda
Iron Maiden
The Warlock Pinchers
Hastur
Steve Buscemi
Pat Boone
Pat Benatar
Acerack
Sounds LikeOld Slayer without the profound lyrics
Forgotten Realms with smarter Cyrics
Record LabelFunt Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Hack And Slashers
Combining the power of scream and the nerdy love of RPG's, The Hack and Slashers are the most ridiculous gimmick band in the history of gimmick bands. Using dice to determine time signatures and experience points to bribe their fans, the Hack and Slashers will continue to carve their way into the hearts of men until all HP's are gone...or until they land a Gig @ GenCon.

Here's what PC's are saying about The Hack and Slashers:

"Gay"
--Bigby, wizard

"Dumb"
--Elminster of Shadowdale, "arch"wizard

"Ridiculous nonsense that reeks of chundered stacks of Tolkien left in the rain"
--Bob Hoskins, rockstar

"What is a man? Is he bound by the color of his skin? The length of his hair? His skill in battle? No; I say a man is bound by the honor of his actions and deeds. No king ever loved a country who knew not its peoples and races like the backs of his hands. And so I wonder, as I write, if Artemis Entreri is a man. I think back on my friends, Wulfgar, Cattie-brie, Bruenor, Steve Buscemi, and I think if my arch-nemesis Artemis Entreri had friends such as I, would he be goodly...such as I? Or would I, without my friends be such as him? These questions I'll never know. But I do know this: The Hack and Slashers suck"
--Drizzt Do'Urden, dark elf

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..the foremost Gary Gygaxian band.."
--Pat, The Flaming Fire

"The Hack and Slashers features Alex Atchley along with many dorky RPG-related references in their music. I can't tell if it's a joke, a half-joke, or dead serious, but it's frightening in any case."
--weshotjr.com

"It was good...until you opened your mouth"
--James, friend

"The Hack and Slashers are the greatest local band since the Dooms U.K."
--John Freeman, The Dooms U.K.

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Barbara

Barbara Colunga



Dec 10 2009 12:54 AM

COAST 2 COAST MIXTAPES

COAST 2 COAST MIXTAPES



Dec 9 2009 8:20 PM

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Dec 7 2009 7:01 AM

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Australia's leading genre film event is now taking submissions for
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The festival's late deadline is December 18, 2009.
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Nov 29 2009 5:17 PM


FAUST (digipack out on October 31th)

FAUST (digipack out on October 31th)



Nov 28 2009 2:55 PM




The latest news from FAUST:

9/9/9: CD released by STYGIAN CRYPT productions - Russia (exclusively in EU) and PARAGON RECORDS-USA (exclusively in USA).

10/31/2009: DIGIPACK released by ABYSS RECORDS - USA.

12/24/2009: PICTURE DISC will be released by NEGATIVITY RECORDS - USA (limited edition of 666 copies with an exclusive artwork).


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Syphilic (LONGSLEEVE SYMPHONY SHIRTS, & T’s)

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Nov 28 2009 4:49 AM

symphony shirts reprinted, not many though
Mapletree

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Nov 25 2009 9:48 PM

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Nov 25 2009 5:54 PM

Welcome to the Ceremony of Opposites family!

5 december 2009 M.A.C.C. fest - Deerlijk (BE)
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Nov 25 2009 3:02 PM

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best wishes

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MSS Record

MSS Record



Nov 17 2009 2:19 PM

Bonjour !

Si tu as aimé mes musiques de film trip-hop/electro-acoustiques, en voici 2 illustrées en vidéo par mes soins...
Tu pourras trouver les codes de ces vidéos sur mon myspace...
N'hésites pas à me dire ce que tu en penses,

Loic Le Breton






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Realm Spellfury



Nov 14 2009 10:03 PM

Hi The Hack And Slashers, we just finished SPELLFURY Episode 6, any chance you'd tell us what you think of this one? Comments from our friends keep us going!



P.S Thanks so much for your support, please tell your friends if you like it!

Syphilic (LONGSLEEVE SYMPHONY SHIRTS, & T’s)

Syphilic (LONGSLEEVE SYMPHONY SHIRTS, & T’s)



Nov 8 2009 11:20 AM

new shirts to fund new album, or something
Batching It

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Nov 6 2009 12:02 AM

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Cosmic Airplane / コズミック☆エアプレイン

Cosmic Airplane / コズミック☆エアプレイン



Nov 3 2009 2:39 PM

Hello!
Now we uploaded our new music video.

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RAVE -N-

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Nov 2 2009 4:33 AM

Some music at www.hypnotonic.com, sorry, I do not use dice to write music, although the 100 sided dice evaluated out in a song, counting from one to a hundred, like count dracula, on Seaseme Street might be appropriote.
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Oct 24 2009 5:15 AM

Thank You!

We just dropped by to say Thank You for the Add and wish you All The Best!

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Oct 21 2009 2:27 PM

Hey! We just posted a new track titled "Oracles Song Of Unceasing Wrath" Please take a min to check it out and let us know what you think? It would be very much appreciated. Thanks.


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