Pleased to meet you.
The Handsome Women are a quartet from the tourist sin swamp of the Gold Coast.
There are mountains to the west, ocean to the east, and an incessant horde of barbaric sun slaves pouring in at either end.
We fight the only way we know how: with a fistful of chords, some enchanted cussing and a healthy wad of gumption. We have sprung up in sandy soil but we are anchored by a backline that pulses from the rhythmic stronghold of Holly Tompson (bass) and Matt Slaven (the Flame drums). Rattling all over it, like the shifting sands of their habitat, Simon Harrison (guitar)s riffery will eventually erode every false idol and tacky mirage that beckons the weak and impertinent pilgrim to this golden strip of sprawling faux Corinthian architecture.
Tony Graham Taurus yodels the lament of the local yokel. Such is his prowess that he can say that sentence fast three times. And though you may not hear his voice reverberating, low and mournful, through the transient hive of holiday makers, you will recognise the sound on this recording nonetheless. It will sing you a short story about a place you will go and someone you will know. It prophesies the opening of a new shopping complex in your own town, the name of which shall be The Hyperbole.
High rises shall be brought low. The mountains shall roll like woken sunbathers and verily, they shall lazily cast themselves into the sea. All suburbs shalt be beautified and the tallest tower will only be famous as such for ten minutes. Play loud.
Love,
Email: gee733@hotmail.com
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Be it for the betterment or to the detriment of our myspace friendship, I'm alerting you to the fact that I've uploaded 4 new songs. They're not finished but it gives you the idea.
I might be able to open the studio for a couple of hours on Wednesday if you are keen. Getting a bit strapped for time this week so might be last chance before we cross the pond. Another project suggestion - The Fishermen.
Fame is fleeting and you're a fery funny fellow. But seriously, thanks, it's good to know someone is listening. I had a friend in another time zone tell me about it so I got to hear it too. I almost peed myself!
Hello Ladies...no talk 4 ages! Hows it all been goin? Hows your studio complex progressing? Us Deppsters wouldn't mind comin down 4 a jam in the near future...As u might have or have not heard, we have cloned a further 2 Depps ( Stronger, Better, Faster & Beta lookin 2) from the DEPP DNA pool and we r now officially a 4 Piece Rock n Roll Band. At 3 gigs a year divided by 4, that means our take home pay equals $1-50 each...Cool! Hope 2 catch up soon...THE DEPPS
Greetings you sexy b!tches. A quick note to say that we enjoyed your sizzling display of quality rock 'n' roll on Saturday night - great to see you guys on a bigger stage with a quality PA. Keep that sound coming.
dear handsome women. thanks so much for a wonderful night, we enjoyed it (like you wouldn't believe!). you guys are the best rock'n'roll band i have ever seen, you really have an awesome punk energy - and killer lyrics.
Hi Lassie's...We're unable to make to ya gig 2nite due to work commitments....But us deppsters hope it goes down well...You'll kick it guts no worries! Wish we were there...All the best Andy & Ad
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