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That Darn Emo's Interests
General
Being emo, obviously. Guitar...fun stuff.
Music
Hawthorne Heights and Fall Out Boy, duh.
Movies
Eh...V For Vendetta.
Television
Sealab 2021, ATHF
Books
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates!
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wow fuck myspace it cut off the end of my story. But it turns out that the Saddam kills Ephrum, the rest of the fairies aren't fairies, they are just dudes that tricked Saddam into killing some dude they don't like, Saddam realized that he was in a little hole the whole time and none of that was real, American soldiers then open up his hole and take him away.
Alright dude, this is officially the secret story of the nine magical fairies and the 8 slightly less magical loaves of pumpernickel bread. And it is secret because i doubt you'll ever look at your myspace again, but when/if you do, you'll be like, zomg this is the best secret story ever.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy that is the one we live in, there was a planet that we live on called earth. On this planet, there lived 9 magical fairies, with the power to grant any wish to any person with a good heart. One day, a man named Saddam Hussein stumbled across the fairies while he was taking his afternoon stroll through the fields of civilans he had starved to death. One little fairy went to the market, and one little fairy went home, but the other seven fairies decided to test if Saddam had a heart worthy of their magical wishes.
They told Saddam that he had to answer one question truthfully in their test. The leader of the fairies, ironically named George W. Bush, asked Saddam, "How many loaves of pumpernickel bread do you currently have right now in your presently current possession?"
Saddam quickly answered, "Hooka dooka dooka hakka lakka dakka falla halla alla makka lakka. " Which of course in Iraqi means "eight."
George W. Bush (the fairy, not the president (how the fuck did he get reelected (check out the use of triple parenthesis dude))) answered, "That is a gratuitous amount of pumpernickel, but unfortunately, it is not enough. You see, there are nine of us fairies, and we all demand a loaf of pumpernickel bread. If there were only eight of us, wink wink hint hint, then all of our magic will be yours to use. And by the way, I really hate Ephrum, the fairy that went home. Oh yea, and he lives on 448 9th street, and his home phone number is 759-335-6690, and his social security number is 889 12 2384, and his parents names are Richard and Lisa. But all of that isn't besides the point. The point
I fodund this weXbsiyte that shosws who has a cruNsh on you and th5ought i'd leZt you know that one of my friYends had ovne on you. You goCtta tDry itY!
damn i'm so hyped! okay...ya ever see those offers being passed to each other? i, myself, honestly i believed it had to be a joke..., but i did one a bit ago, for free $500 credit to shop @ Macys, and surprisingly it did work i couldn't believe it. you should go here and get one too, see what i mean...?
hey ya darn emo. i just thought about how much i miss seeing you daily. i hope all is well without APUSH and me. i know its difficult to live. but i must insist that you try the best you can. Life does go on.
Haha don't worry about he delay. It was well worth the wait. Thank you for the advice on not buying it, because I was seriously planning to purchase it within the next week or so.
I have one that plugs into the power outlet thing in my car, but it sometimes just kind of..dies. But thanks again for advice. And if you have any other shopping questions, by all means ask me for advice so I can repay the favor.
ok so i know like we've never met or talked or anything but ava is totally lying i never texted you so dont listen to her and when you see her next punch her in her non-existing boobs for me thank you =)
Wait my sister is your friend too? Mmm. Apologies. In any case, Rufus calmed down and stopped produciong bubbles early into this morning. We're ready for another myth to bust!
