| Member Since | 10/18/2005 | | Band Website | http://www.blacklabelempire.com/thehardwoods | | Band Members | a.b. , innis the penis, coach raymond, and jerk | | Influences | shaving the pennis, roger lodge, directing traffic to richard marx concerts, sharks, sputnick monroe, draculas, gene harrogate, huddy, sisco, f.b.b., the county man, wisdom horn, roger miller, ken berryhill, hasil, conway, link, homoerotica (physic), hocking my momma's trailer | | Sounds Like | george jones on a lawnmower drunk and thirsty with a pickle in his pocket and a giant vagina on his forehead | | Record Label | i'll put you in the trunk | | Type of Label | Major |
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