Ookle "Moon Face" Lady beetle- The other twanger and the first warble
Si-Si Sphenson - Stringy Bits/the other warble warble
Black Knee - Drums/Beard
Jordie Stratelli - the big old twanger
Influences
porn funk.
Sounds Like
Heavy-Indie-Alternative-Progressive-Pop-Metal-Easy Listening-Classical-Reggae-- Blues-Light-Rock- A CROSS BETWEEN WHAT YOU HEARD BEFORE AND WHAT YOU MAY HEAR LATER -the second coming of Jesus H Christ
MAN AND THE ART DECO FUTURE INVISIBLE CHILD AND THE START OF SEXY SONG
the hassles have their very own EP! fuck yes!
but don't take my word for it, check out these satisfied customers!
...and the cd...is!! - Moose
...the EP... - outlier
SEE! SEE!
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The Hassles started officially early 2008.We are a band of 4, Jamie, Jordan, Will and Simon. Were in the midst of recording a demo and going through the motions of perfecting an entertaining live set so hopefully we'll be rocking a pub/club near u soon. we are fairly awesome guys, trust me.
Cheers
-------GOOD morning ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show! we are the hassles and our music will make you taste like cubes! you will be safe from cannibals, crocodiles, and carrion birds! you will lose your virginity to a polar bear! listen closely and you will start to BLEED from your every pore! come to a show and see what you can see, news to you, news to your mother, come see the freak show, come see the show, see the freaks show their mothers to the polar bear you just got FUCKED by! its fun filled fun for all the family and their friends for a fabulous one time price of your soul! love me love me love me sire! listen and be amazed as your mind falls out your head and onto the floor where it will be crushed in a pile of heaving life! life heaving and tossing each other about, touching you in places you prefer to remain untouched, but you don't mind because you lost your mind, just for a moment, come and see! come and see! you will be amazed! come and see! dear lord please come and see!-------
Sim, Jamie, Jordy and Will
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The Dark Shadows are very excited to announce that they will be supporting the legendary Marky Ramone and his band Blitzkrieg featuring ex-Misfit Michale Graves on vocals Thursday April 9th at Manning Bar, Sydney Uni. Dark Shadows onstage 8. 30pm
okay i'm ery drunk whilst trying to type this...did i meet jamie last friday night at davidson park? and did i meet jamie again at mardi gras tonight?? this is Kamron by the way...Kamron being "Sloth". my god. my true identidy has been revealed :O ..i was wearing red pants tonight by the way...i'm THAT cool
oh yeah,and we won our band comp last night, because we're THAT hardcore.
it's at frenches forest yoyo's dude. hardcore shit right there haha.
it's on march 6th. the poster's our display picture if you need to know anything else...bring people! we need support!
all the other bands are punk and metal. we're the odd one out, so we're gonna get absolutely dominated in the audience vote at the moment unless we magically find a fan base xD
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