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  • Alana Hawker

  • 24 / Male
  • boston, Massachusetts, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General


    Which Sesame Street Character Are You? (Many outcomes)

    You scored as Cookie Monster,Deeply, emotionaly, physically attached to cookies. Frenzied-but-cuddly. When he's upset he slumps his shoulders. He's rambunctious, sloppy, sentimental, lovable, affectionate, and he likes to do somersaults. His voice is gruff, but good natured.


  • Music

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  • Movies

    we dont go see movies in the theatre because its way to damn expensive... but we watch all kinds of DVD's
  • Television

    scrubs, 90210, greek, spongebob, the misadventures of flapjack, fosters home for imaginary friends, how its made, history channel, discovery channel, football...
  • Books

    harry potter, the joy luck club, the diary of anne frank... and school books
  • Heroes

    people who make their marriages a success... and the military... "Men and women have staked, and lost, their lives for the last two hundred plus years so that you all have the freedom to be idealistic assholes; they deserve more than just your hospitality. They deserve your fucking gratitude." -my husband's friend Amanda

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: long beach, ca and boston, ma
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: stay at home mommy and wife
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

  • College Of The Canyons

    • Santa Clarita,CA
    • Graduated: 2008
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: early childhood education
    2004 to 2008
  • Carpinteria Senior High

    • Carpinteria,CA
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: marching band bee-yotch! oh yeah and concert and jazz band...
    1999 to 2003
  • Santa Barbara City College

    • Santa Barbara,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    1999 to 2003

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About me:

Lilypie

Lilypie

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we met in 9-06... started dating 11-22-06... we were married 4-2-07 in a private ceremony in norwalk, ca and only 1 person got to be there, so dont be offended if you werent invited... nobody was! we're in the process of acclimating to married life and so far its awesome :) Someday we hope to live in Cape Cod in a good ol' fashioned saltbox house and raise our kids there, and we moved to mass this past may. we just had a son on 2-22 and he's the best thing ever! its fascinating to watch a tiny little baby grow into a complex, intricate person. and now we're expecting baby #2 5 days after alana's 24th birthday (june 30, 09)!! this may or may not complete our family, that has yet to be decided ;) um... we arent really the cleavers or anything, we are primarily best friends who just got lucky enough to want to spend the rest of our lives together. We hang out, watch the history/discovery channel like crackheads and enjoy making the other person laugh, no matter what the cost ;) we like to go clubbing when we have the $$ and days off work, same with random road-trips all over MA, RI and NH (so far). we're history nerds so its going to be totally exciting exploring the sights! we love tattoos and piercings and have 9 tats and 36 piercings between us. wanna guess where they are? >:) we're a very open and honest family that believes in strong thinkers, sharing opinions, talking through problems, learning along the way, cosleeping, breastfeeding and old fashioned ideals.

rob is a 26 year old system engineer in salem... and a loving, caring, compassionate and overall GREAT husband, daddy and provider. he loves football, being retarded, showing his buttcrack, watching discovery channel with aiden, messing with computers, PC gaming, giving his adoring wife massages and our dumb cat spike.

alana is a 23 year old SAHM. someday she hopes to become an elementary school teacher, but only after her kids are in school. raising her kids well and being a great wife is the most important thing to her.

aiden is an almost 11 month old miniature genius (so his mommy says) that loves to explore the world with his hands. so far he smiles when he hears mommy or daddy, laughs and giggles, coos and gurgles like a pro, has control over his melon head, can roll back to front, and front to back, he can pull up to standing, cruise around, say dada, mama, yaya, baba, hi, claps and waves, crawls FAST, and farts and burps like a trucker! makes us proud *sniff*

together we're the hawker family... crazy, weird, cooky and yet totally super colossal McAwesomeness. *squee* <3



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Who I'd like to meet:

other married couples who are laid back and/or young... girls for me [alana] to be friends with in the area... who arent man-stealing, alcohol/drug obsessed, drama queen bitch sluts...

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Comments

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  • Ash

    Jul 13 2009 11:58 PM

    well thanks alot! lol...you could have lied to me! hahha...jk the truth is always better. but i still have a little while to go and im so uncomfortable already!
  • Jul 13 2009 3:57 AM

    your lil girl is soo soo pretty
  • Jul 11 2009 8:01 AM

    Wow that's an awesome labor! And she really is teeny tiny! The boys are growing up too fast. Jake is speaking in sentences and will be *gasp* TWO in September!! :( Wyatt already has two bottom teeth and has more coming in. He's so huge that I'm thinking when he's about 9-12 months he'll look like Jake's twin. We're dealing with thrush right now... Grrrr! Oh and I promise it gets much easier. Especially when Erin will be a little more independent, it's sooo nice! I'm trying to enjoy this stage before Wyatt starts crawling. Then the poo will really hit the fan ha!!
  • Jul 11 2009 12:41 AM

    AHHH!!! ERIN IS HERE!!! I feel so outta the loop...when was she born? weight? inches? FILL ME IN!!!
  • Jul 10 2009 3:22 PM

    Congrats mama! Little Erin is BEAUTIFUL! What are her stats? She looks so cute and petite. :)
  • Jul 9 2009 8:21 PM

    i love the new baby pics. she is so cute. you are a lucky girl.
  • Jul 9 2009 3:23 PM

    CONGRATS MOMMY
  • Jul 3 2009 2:54 AM

    CONGRATS MOMMA! CANT WAIT TO SEE PICTURES! TEXT ME 8057549046
  • Jun 30 2009 3:07 AM

    any baby yet??????? cant wait to see her!
  • Jun 29 2009 1:32 PM

    Good luck Lana! You're due tomorrow, lets hope you go into labor BEFORE your due date. :)
  • May 21 2009 7:14 PM

    i know i cant believe my baby is going to be 4!!!! and cady is already 6 months!!!
  • May 10 2009 8:22 PM

    happy mothers day lil niggy, hows the new baby brewing treating you
  • May 10 2009 2:33 AM

  • Apr 27 2009 6:41 PM

    Thank you! :)
  • Ash

    Apr 22 2009 8:44 PM

    i got it at davids bridal.
    its perfect for the beach!
  • Apr 13 2009 4:47 PM

    Look at you, you are such a beautiful pregnant lady!!!! You look fantastic. Hope you had a great Easter!! Miss you tons, working on getting some time to come down there Todd's getting ready for a huge inspection right now so I am hoping after that a weekend or two will free up. *BTW check your one ticker from LaFemmeBonita it says it's expired.
    *
  • Apr 5 2009 2:41 PM

    yea, ive already seen that one too :)
  • Apr 5 2009 1:50 AM

    yep :) totally aware :)
  • Mar 29 2009 9:18 PM

    Oh my goodness what a face...LOL How are you feeling hon!!! I am so bummed I didn't get to come to the party. I am tired of sick kids, cold weather, and Todd being called in on off days... I need my Lana fix. Not sure what you guys are doing the weekend of April 11 (yes Easter weekend) but the 11 is the Great Island Easter Egg hunt. The Easter Bunny comes on the fire truck and the town hides houndreds of eggs for the little ones to find. With each age group hunting alone and getting a special prize. If you are interested let me know.
    Talk to you soon!!!! Love ya
  • Mar 25 2009 2:48 PM

    they were exactly the same as a few of my friends. We checked them! I think its the progesterone! Hopefully....PLUS this was the second month, first month I got it on time.
    The only difference this time is the progesterone cream!
  • Mar 24 2009 2:14 AM

    what, its totally done by me, its FALLOUT! and i can be happy too
  • Mar 18 2009 12:29 AM

    thanks and i hope youre having a great one too, happy st patricks day
  • Mar 17 2009 2:48 PM

    LOL I know I was hesitent to show the pic but I thought I should clarify it was her daughter's handwriting..lol
  • Mar 12 2009 10:05 PM

    you like??? not sure if I do yet... Todd picked them out for me.
  • Mar 12 2009 8:33 PM

    im doing this 2 week training thing...its way too hot here.