The Haymakers were an 8 piece rock band from Orangeville, Ontario. We broke up when we could no longer keep thing moving in a productive manner.
We are still all friends. And we all still hang out and make music, in one form or another. Although I sometimes had my doubts, I am now quite sure we did not suck. And beyond what the band was or wasn't, we managed to bring together a whole community of musicians, who are still creating awsome music to this day. Plus we smoked about two billion poppers. I think that's something in and of itself.
I like 'em C, C, J, and the rest of you cowpokes. It's good to hear y'all again. Remember! I have the records. My favourites are still Happy Birthday, Dadelus, California, Get Off Me Dad!, and the creepy one at the end of II, the "hidden" tracks or whatever you peeps called em back when people listend to music on CD and not some damn computer box with a 'shuffle' button. Call me old fashioned, but buying music online is fuckin weird. What if someone steals yr computer? Anyway, are these Old Songs Newly Released, or actual New Songs that might hint toward a New Record or Reunion Show? RSVP dammit. I ain't no effin BOT or SPAM MAN, and I won't like bein' treated like one.
Glad that you're finished
Skills so diminished
Couldn't keep rockin'
Cuz you're old, where's your coffin?
The BOYS from MIAMI
Never rock it GLAMMY
Only rock it proper
Like your bassist with a Popper.
