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The Helper T-Cells

"Your beard is good."

CHARDON, Ohio
United States

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Last Login:  7/16/2008
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   The Helper T-Cells: General Info
Member Since1/17/2006
Band WebsiteYou're lookin' at it.
Band MembersMYKE LYNN: Diddy Kong & Baby Bowser.

ANTHONY PAPALEO: Yoshi & Baby Luigi.

ZACH SMOLKO: Toadette & Koopa Troopa.

RAY SCOTT: Toad & Paratroopa.

It's a Dino Dino Jungle out there...

InfluencesTurd Cheesecake (The band, not the cheesecake)

Check 'em out.

Sounds Like

I did a google image search for "snowflake wallpaper" and this was on the first page. I'm not complaining.

Record LabelSmorkSounds
Type of LabelMajor




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   About The Helper T-Cells
We're finally coming out of our winter hibernation! Expect a nice makeover soon, with some new songs and pictures and other tasty tedbits and fond ted membrance. Also, we have several shows coming up in the next few months. As soon as I remember when they all are I swear I'll post the dates.

By the way people, I'm serious here! We need to get hot with the youtube action and get a nice clip or two posted on this page. If anybody anywhere out there has videos of us LIVE, please send them on over to smorksounds@yahoo.com so we can post them. And if anyone has any Muscle Men or Battle Beasts that they don't want, we are certainly willing to trade for merch at our shows. Oh, and Zach wants G.I. Joes. Keep that in mind. ;)  


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Jim





Jul 9 2008 1:39 PM

check out BRETTBOROVIC. COM
Red Pony Clock is coming to Europe!!!





Jul 6 2008 8:41 PM

Please spread the word everyone. We may never come out that way again!!

Love,

RPC
Jamie





Jun 27 2008 7:09 PM

S'up, mofo? I wish I could afford the Helper T-Cells for my next big event, but alas, I have but a sixpence and no big events.
Could I pay you in peanut butter balls?
One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 3:00 PM

Sorry bout all the photos. I don't know how to tag photos to share them and a guy took these Friday so I thought that maybe Zach would like them. If you can copy them then maybe you can delete them off of the comment page or not.
One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 1:35 PM

One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 1:25 PM

One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 1:24 PM

One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 1:23 PM

One Dollar Hat





Jun 23 2008 1:19 PM

David





Jun 19 2008 9:22 AM

thank you thank you.
you're the best ray i know.
Rick DelVecchio





Jun 19 2008 9:08 AM

So I got an idea for a four part series that I want to film when I come back home.

So far, I know I want it to be a mockumentary on animal abductions. We can write up some funny interviews and then make "dramatic reenactments" while the interview audio is going on. i think all we need is an alien mask and a flash light, so we are set for the budget...which is once again, $O. No Money Dollars00.

I hope you like my new idea. I think we can come up with some pretty funny stuff.

I miss all of you THIS MUCH!!!!!
David





Jun 16 2008 12:36 PM

i speak of the 'mini' record with the lady whom you played with on stage!
David





Jun 16 2008 8:31 AM

merci for the entertainment Raymond.

what was that record you played for us again?

See you soon
the fairly handsome band





Jun 11 2008 12:09 PM

we're diggin your comics and sounds. hope to see you play live some day.

thanks man.
Tim Del Vecchio





Jun 8 2008 6:42 AM

Hey guys, I haven't heard from you at all! Are you pissed or something?
Daniel





Jun 6 2008 12:36 PM

You gentlemen are excellent. I was just looking over Ricks party photos in my solitude and it inspired and depressed me. I really look forward to hanging out with you guys again.
Amazing Rondini Bros.





May 19 2008 3:21 PM

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The Muttering Retreats (Album out now!!!)





May 14 2008 10:46 AM

pssssssst!

warbler





May 12 2008 8:55 AM

how do i love thee, helper t-cells? let me count the ways...

3. old timey get-up!
2. larvae!
1. polaroid photo shoots!

thanks for providing a classy-ass ending to my b-day celebrations.
Jamie





May 10 2008 1:50 PM

Aren't you supposed to be working? You know, they're hiring at that "All Nude, All Night Frame Shop" in Collinwood.
Daniel





May 10 2008 12:36 PM

All outta elbow socks but a platinum chastity belt garnished with the back hair of Indian mule herders is on the way... Thank you sir.
Rick DelVecchio





May 7 2008 2:48 PM

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COULD I F'SELL YOU SOME FARAWAMES???
Rick DelVecchio





May 4 2008 3:31 AM

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Jehzabelle





Apr 28 2008 8:15 PM

Rick DelVecchio





Apr 26 2008 4:42 PM

Hey, I asked my mom and she said you guys can stay the night. I rented three video games (SEGA) and all of them are 1 player(YOU CAN THANK MY DAD FOR THAT), so I guess we have to take turns on it. Also, this one is BYOSB(BRING YOUR OWN SLEEPING BAG). If anyone has a tape we can watch, bring it over, but make sure that it's PG-13 (MY DAD CHECKS). Ask your parents if you can bring money, as we are thinking about getting a big foot pizza from pizza hut (Aawesome.)

Peace,
Randy
Jehzabelle





Apr 23 2008 8:01 PM

ALSO

i would like to say that SOME of us are soooo super cool that we won a super cool AWESOME screen printed Menomena poster from Music Saves. THATS all.

JUST super cool AWESOME.
Jehzabelle





Apr 23 2008 7:53 PM

In case one England obsessed friend that acts like a child has not been keeping up with the childishness of her british obsessions... here's a bit of British children biting eachother.



Yay!
jon





Apr 23 2008 10:03 AM

i'm sure gentlemen as musically in-tune as yourselves all ready know of such things, but in case you don't you may want to give a listen to ruby suns and el guincho.
i think they're the bee'z knee'z!
Jamie





Apr 22 2008 3:51 PM

I prefer being called Homescoop, as opposed to Homeslice, thank you very much, as I am more an ice cream fan than a pie-or-cake-or-pizza fan. Homecone or Homesundae would also suffice.
weesgert





Apr 21 2008 7:54 PM

The Dapper Boys

tweepopizzle1134





Apr 21 2008 10:53 AM

I just found out that you're going to play the indie prom at the Beachland this year.

I didn't think it could get any better after last year when the Naps played, but then again...

I DIDN'T THINK YOU GUYS WOULD ACTUALLY PLAY A PROM! EVEN THE INDIE PROM!

This is going to be so awesome!
Rick DelVecchio





Apr 19 2008 3:37 AM

..Drunk History vol. 2. 5 - Featuring Jack Black on FunnyOrDie. com..
clatter snatchet





Apr 9 2008 10:37 AM


what time can you play?
Rick DelVecchio





Apr 8 2008 12:50 AM



I'm telling you. You as Rob Lowe and Zach as Demi Moore. It could be the best video we make and it's all already scripted for us.
Rick DelVecchio





Apr 7 2008 2:19 PM

Silent Matt III...Garbage Man





Apr 5 2008 2:10 PM

you guys rule
Jehzabelle





Mar 31 2008 12:38 PM

go for a walk. i think it sounds like your best plan yet.
Jehzabelle





Mar 30 2008 12:18 PM

The physics guy in the video tim posted below looks JUST like my Grandpa Haas. I used to watch that on WVIZ when I was a kid and it was scarry because he always reminded me of some creepy version of him... Funny to see it again HERE of all places!
Jehzabelle





Mar 30 2008 12:13 PM

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Oh Boy!
Rick DelVecchio





Mar 28 2008 11:41 PM

Here is my new idea.

Instead on focusing on being "funny" for future movies, we should just recreate scenes from the movie "About Last Night(1986)" with Demi Moore and Rob Lowe. I just watched the movie and I have to admi