Rocking the crowd at Zambonis shows, Eating Bananas, doing both of these at the same time.
Music
The Zambonis, James Kochalka Superstar and The Monkees
Movies
All of the Planet Of The Apes films (except the remake) MVP, King Kong, Slapshot, Rushmore and Bottle Rocket.
Television
The Loop, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Books
Hockey For Dummies, How to be a monkey in a mans world (a work in progress by me)
Heroes
Johnny Cash. He always fought for the little monkey in everyone. Oh yeh, and Sting for his efforts to close down Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. Due to their for their Rain Forest Crunch flavored Ice Cream, they have basically destroyed my jungle home.
About me: I am the OFFICIAL HOCKEY MONKEY! Let me explain. Hockey Monkey is a song written by The Zambonis and James Kochalka Superstar. Since it came out in 1999 on The Zambonis cd More Songs About Hockey, the song has caught on like a cute little virus. From youth hockey leagues around the world, Nickelodeon making a video for the song, the song and video getting airplay in NHL arenas, going to #1 on Sirius radio for over a month in May/June 2006 to FOX TV using it as a theme song to a new show called The Loop. From all these successes, The self managed and at times financially irresponsible Zambonis have taken some of their earnings and paid around $2000 for me. Who am I you ask? I am not just an expensive monkey suit with a tail shaped like a hockey stick, I AM THE HOCKEY MONKEY!
I appear live with The Zambonis at all of their gigs. Come on down and say hi. PLease don't hit me in the head like the jerk from Toronto did. Oh yeah, can you also not yank my tail like the kid in Peoria Illinois did. Like my dad used to say, "tails hang on trees but, they don't grow on them".
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Have an ice day, Hockey Monkey.
Check out my buddies and keepers The Zambonis at
www.thezambonis.com
www.myspace.com/Zambonis
Who I'd like to meet: AVAILABLE NOW @ WWW.THEZAMBONIS.COM
TO ALL: HAVE A SAFE & HEALTHY HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!! GREAT IT’S X-MAS AGAIN;) HO! HO! HO! AND THEY SAID THEY LOVED ME;) OLD TIME HOCKEY!!! PISS ON BETTMAN!! Rich
So I heard you're not coming to visit, I'm sad!!!! I was looking forward to gettng you shit faced!!! I just bought a new bottle of tequila just for you ;)
Thanks for coming to Oswego Harborfest this year. I was glad, along with all of our players, that we had a hockey day for Harborfest. You guys were great!
Thanks, it was really cool, there are a few pictures of u from the show at my myspace if u wanna check them out. Theres this cool one of me playing to u
