The Home Office

DR. NO was drafted into the slits in 2005 whilst still studying at Uni, in between exams she fitted in a few world tours. Before she became a punk she studied ballet with some of the finest ballet teachers the Bolshoi could provide. You can tell DR.NO used to live in the arctic - she's the one running round the local graveyard wearing a bikini in minus 10C.

PETER VON parachuted out of his Messerschmitt over London over ten years ago (his darling 'Loreley' ended her usefulness with a bang somewhere south of Brixton). What he has been doing since that time he declines to say - even after fingernail extraction and water torture.