How's it going? Haven't said what's up in a while. Hope you're doing great and enjoying life :) I’m not going to spam you about our band but just clicking play on our player here for a bit really helps out!! Take care and keep in touch ^_^
DON'T MISS THE QUASI-MEN PERFORM THEIR NEW HIT RECORD IN ITS ENTIRETY. LIVE AND IN PERSON WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED ONE NIGHT ONLY 4 MEMBER LINE UP COMPLETE WITH DUAL GUITAR INSANITY AND FARFISA ORGAN FOR THE FIRST TIME! COME AND CELEBRATE THE END TIMES WITH ALL YOUR DEAD FRIENDS!
Please stay on your own planet! We are sorry to say that we watched the Phoenix’s successful landing on Mars. Why are you here? We would like to know if this Peeping Tom behavior will ever end? Do we spy on you? Well…that’s another story.
PS You’ll never locate your first Polar Lander. It was just yummy. It is hard to describe the succulent taste of rare Earth metals. Please send more wreckage!
PPS A kindly reminder from the Robots From Mars… The First Law of Robotics only applies to synthetic beings of Earthly origin.
Hey we still have tix to the final round of Battle of the Bands next Sat. 5/31. Message back if you want one or come out and see us at Brian Boru's next Friday night. Really hope to see you there.
INTERGALLACTIC PROTEST LAUNCHED BY THE ROBOTS FROM MARS!
The Robots From Mars have launched a protest with the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission. The major issue focuses on the disadvantage that metallic robots have when playing Pong since most robots tend to light up when struck by the game ball. “But that all depends on the size of the game ball verses the size of the robot,” the Great Butbot advised, “there’s a proper ratio with these things.” Johnny Air-Guitar, “Getting struck by a ball of light is a real and constant danger…if I light up I’ll give my position away.” Rob “Rainbow” Marley, “I light up if I’m within six feet of a Pong match. I think it is a radiation thing.” “You’d light up anyway,” Johnny Air-Guitar added. “You’re always smoking.” This reporter noted that most of the beings attending the protest in the office of the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission took some of these comments by the Robots From Mars as a joke. But I’m not convinced. I never met a synthetic that had a sense of humor.
ZZ Van Hendrix, “Bowling is even worse than Pong. What robotic ten pin wants to stand around with 9 of his buddies just to get knocked down so that he has to continually pick himself back up again? It’s a senseless stupid ritual! And who gains…some fat old hippie in a tie-dyed T-shirt? Bowling and Pong are both barbaric. They should be outlawed!”
Reported by Texas Rose & the Lone Stranger For the Martian Blog and Neitherworld News Service
Welcome friend and break a circuit breaker! May fireworks light up your sky! Sometimes music bounces from inside your head to the next dimension and sometimes it's right in front of you. Just grab the magic and go for broke! I've always prided myself on having a low IQ since I was made with cheap re-processed American parts and a third class synthetic brain. Did you ever hear a robot spouting philosophy in his underwear?
Mickey Microphone the Robots From Mars Checkout our Robomusic and tall tale.
NO JOKE NOW...I've been within a foot of a gray and have been abducted many times but I can laugh. I can finally laugh.
PS You're invited to a cookout at the summit of Olympus Mons, the largest volcano on Mars and within our solar system. Bring your own marshmallows. PPS ZZ Van Hendrix says that he remembers you from a past lifetime... I think he was a pretzel. PPPS We're building a giant TV-Radio Internet Link on Mars so that we can pick-up your My Space Page. Don't want to miss anything. We’ll be watching you… Who do you think taught Superman to see through walls?
HAPPY BELATED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DAY!!! From the ROBOTS FROM MARS
THE songs of the Beatles have always enjoyed a universal appeal. Now one of their best-loved recordings has been beamed out into the galaxy. It's an attempt to introduce the Fab Four's music to alien ears. NASA broadcasted the song, "Across the Universe", through the transmitters of its deep space communications network on February 4, 2008 — the 40th anniversary of its recording at London's Abbey Road studios. February 4th also commemorated the space agency's 50th anniversary. The music was converted into digital data and sent on a 431 light year-journey towards Polaris, the North Star. The broadcast began its journey to Polaris, at 7 p.m. EST/Monday Evening.
