Anthony Paul Lister, clairvoyant historian (named in defense), Vincent Price, Ed Wood, Raymond Chandler, Edgar Allan Poe, Frank Gorshin, Anna Nicole Smith, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Tom Robins, Frank London's Klezmer All Stars, No Smoking Orchestra, Mikelangelo, Richard Brautigan, Fishtank Ensemble, The Dresden Dolls, Tom Waits, Joanna Newsom, Holly Smith, Nikolai Gogol, Jorge Luis Borges, Samuel Beckett, Spike Milligan, Mojo Juju & The Snake Oil Merchants, Curtis Eller's American Circus, Carnivale, Batman, Freak Shows, Geek Shows, Penny Dreadfuls, Odilon Redon, Ghostboy, Crazy Elf, seZu, Jackie Chan, Fallout, Gin, Monsuier Camembert, Jean Claude VanDamme, Gustave Flaubert, David Finnigan, L. Ron Hubbard, robot christ, & the multitude of young Canberra writers, actors, musicians, artists and lunatics doing good things
Having won equal first at the 2008 Woodford Poetry Slam using a cunning and eclectic mix of jogging, alcohol, plane crashes, a sex change and dumb luck, the bumbling barely comprehensible man about town The Human Cannonball Academy is now required by law to be known to all as Jacinta.
Despite his newly discovered female genitalia, Jacinta is still managing to make it out of the house to rant, ramble and threaten passers by with his unique (obnoxious) style of performance.
Slurring and flailing into the year 2009, Jacinta will be found performing with his band Mr Fibby at the Multicultural Fringe Festival Club at 9PM on February 7, 8 & 9, and ogling passers by as part of the Stacked Deck Burlesque Festival and Le Petit Freak, Canberra's beloved freakshow.
What else does 2009 hold for this newly empowered woman?
"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)
"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
Ha! Reasons why you hate me? that's a laugh!!!! HA! I've hated you for so long that I can't even remember when I started hating you and you are SOOO dumb that I can't even think of something dumb to compare you to But here goes;
You are so dumb that in your dimension Pauly Shore has just found the cure to cancer.
(Times infinity)
Truths aside, I do have another gig on the monday but it's all very vague, I have to get more details... What is the roll gang? Is it to do with rolling or gangs? Both are good. As long is it doesn'y clash with my other gang - "wheelchair users are the same as drug addicts" -It's an off shoot of scientology. We meet on Thursdays at 8pm
After I post this comment to you I will look on your page to see if you have any other gigs at the festival and if you do I will say now that I will come to them.
P. S I don't really hate you
P.P. S You are still dumb but not as dumb as Pauly Shore, no one is dumber than him (Though I shouldn't be making fun of the mentally disabled)
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes When I'm called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off You too, boy, if ya fuck with me The police are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Charles Manson AK-47 is the tool Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that I'm down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm [Eazy E] Yo Ren [MC Ren] Whassup? [Eazy E] Tell em where you from!
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin the crops Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' Shoot a motherfucker in a minute I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it So if you're at a show in the front row I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to But that shows me, slut, you're composed to a crazy muthafucker from tha street Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit MC Ren controls the autom
Dear Human Cannon Ball Academy, Thank you for you comment, it is much appreciated. I have meaning to contact you in regards to my pet dog. I would love for him to attend your fine institution and learn the respected craft of Human Cannon Balling, he is not human, will that be a problem?
