The Human Floor


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99 years old
Massachusetts
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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GeneralAUGUST 18, 2007 – Cockabilly Records Presents The 2007 Coney Island Rockabilly Festival !!!! Sasquatch and the Sickabillys !! Fury 3 !! Tombstone Brawlers !! Jason James and The Bay State House Rockers !! Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die Co. !! Fisherman Orchestra !! Sean Kershaw and The New Jack Ramblers !! The Holy Roller Sideshow !! Live Sideshow With The Charming Trickster Nelson Lugo, The Human Floor, Jared The Conjuror, Jelly The Clown & The Electric Sideshow !!!! Outside on the Boardwalk !! 12pm – 8pm !!!! Free !!!! Ride The Cyclone !!! Take a Trip on the Ferris Wheel !!! See Dante's Inferno !!!! Ever seen a man pound a nail into his head ? And like it ? Come Be A Part of History And Give Astroland Amusement Park A Classy Send Off !!! We're Talking Classy People !!!! Sponsored by Deno's Wonder Wheel, Sam Ash Music, The Onion and Cockabilly Records !!! August 18, 2007 - 9pm-4am !!!! JT and Cockabilly Records Present The 2007 Coney Island Rockabilly Festival After Party and Roller Derby Rumble !!!! Cha Cha’s on the Boardwalk !!!! Coney Island NYC USA !!!! Real Live Roller Derby Girls !!!! Contests !!!! Prizes !!!! The Human Floor Is Set To Go For A Guinness World Record !!!! Live Wrestling With The Boston League of Women's Wrestlers !!!! Full Blown Cherry !! El Jefe V. Demons !! Soul Reapin’ 3 !! Panty Raid !! Sideshow and Burlesque !!!! And Chicks Beating The Crap Out Of Each Other For Fun !!!!
Television
HeroesStephanie’s Awesome Variety Show! Date/Time: Friday September 14, 2007 Time: 10:00pm - 11:45pm Entry Type: Appointment Location: Joe Franklin’s Notes: Featuring: World record holder: "The Human Floor"

     The Human Floor's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio



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About me:
I'm a sideshow performer known as the "Human Floor" I get as many people standing on my body as possible. I do comedy clubs,burlesque shows,fetish events,etc. I set a record at Coney Island with 16 girls totaling 2213lbs you can read about it here

http://nypress.com/20/20/news&columns/feature3.cfm

http://asap.ap.org/data/interactives/_entertainment/sideshow/

I'm also here www.recordholdersrepublic.co.uk and in the search type in human floor.
Who I'd like to meet:
FREAKS IN TRAINING

For a little longer, Coney Island remains the home of the odd and the exceptional By Cat Cutillo

Peter Tino, also known as “The Human Floor,” broke his own record last month by getting 2,213 pounds of people to stand on him at one time. When he ran out of body mass, Tino demanded someone stand on his face. No problem. He’s also held as many as 23 females at once.

“No matter how much pain they think it is, most guys are gonna say, ‘Hey, I wouldn’t mind being that guy—look at all those hot girls on him,” says Tino, who prefers to be stood on by women.

He’s had women standing on him in everything from stilettos down to their bare feet. One lady, weighing in at over 400 pounds, stood on his face covering both his nose and mouth with her feet.

“I would have to say I was kind of light-headed after that,” admits Tino.

Tino was participating in the Sideshow Tryouts at Coney Island last month where people came from all over to flaunt their freakiness. Many were also trying to set world records. Among the entertainers were a knife thrower, a balloon blower, a whip-cracker, a jail breaker, an ultimate escaper and one man doing step aerobics with a 40-pound backpack.

“‘Freak’ is no longer a word to be ashamed of. We have neon signs that say freak. It is a badge of honor. It means you’re unique,” explains “The Mayor of Coney Island,” Dick Zigun. Zigun founded Coney Island USA 27 years ago. He’s responsible for the Mermaid Parade, Circus Sideshow and the Coney Island Museum. As the city’s changed, Zigun has watched the freak scene change along with it.

“Now every teenage suburban kid in America has a pierced tongue and a tattoo. At one point it was radical fringe, and now it’s mainstream. In some ways, our pierced tongues and bad tattoos have become our means of conformity,” says Zigun.

Still, some freakiness just can’t be bought. Chuy the Aztec Wolf Man, star of the Mexican Circus, is the latest and greatest freak on the Coney Island circuit. He has hair growing naturally all over his face.

“Chuy is walking the high wire here. He is much better paid than most Mexicans in New York City,” says Zigun. For those lacking Chuy’s God-given freakiness, Coney Island does offer courses to become a freak at the Sideshow School. Some of the graduates have even joined the Coney Island team.

“It’s for anyone who wants to learn to put nails up their nose or eat fire,” explains David Gratt, the managing director at Coney Island USA.

But most of those who came to the tryouts last month had long since perfected their routine. Dr. Reverend David Throwdini, who hosted the tryouts, has been throwing knives at women in his spare time for over 25 years. He holds the world record for the fastest knife thrower. He is also an ordained minister. However, occasionally, he does have a off day.

“I’ve never impaled a girl, but there’s been some scraping incidents,” admits Throwdini who suffered two puncture wounds to his own hand during the

tryouts. For The Human Floor, pain is just part of the territory. He has survived bruising and bleeding. He almost lost an eye one time when a woman wearing high-heeled pumps slipped. But that was back when he first started. He’s long since grown accustomed to the feeling of stilettos nailing into his skin.

“After a while,” he said, “It’s almost like acupuncture.”

http://asap.ap.org/data/interactives/_entertainment/sideshow/ Photobucket Photobucket Boston Burlesque Expo Photo by David Gordon Pete Tino, a.k.a. "The Human Floor," lies on a bed of nails while his assistant "Machete" leaps off a chair onto his chest during Sunday's Sideshow Ball at the second annual Greater Boston Burlesque Expo. http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/
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Trailer - Vicious Vaudeville - Evil Burlesque & Variety Show from Vicious Vaudeville on Vimeo.

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Switch Lydia





Jul 25 2008 11:51 AM

Hey pete!

You SOOOO should have won! It's not a good day when Brooke Hogan's biggest fan wins for twisting hula hoops around her eyelashes!

When I saw you on TV, I smiled and crossed My fingers for you! : ) But then......freakin Triumph!

1150? What crack were they smoking? You should have gotten at least 1345!
miSS<scanda>LiSs





Jul 24 2008 11:44 PM

ha! u soo shoulda had it.. its cuz there were all men judges, hehe.
n btw, im so jealous that u got to meet dave attel!
Lili VonSchtupp





Jul 24 2008 7:26 PM

Great job on the Gong Show!

Xo,
Lili
miSS<scanda>LiSs





Jul 24 2008 7:15 PM

ur on the gong show right now!! haha, thats awesome.. i think ur waayyy better than this hula hoop chick! u shoulda won! lammeee ;P
Switch Lydia





Jul 17 2008 11:07 AM

Hey Pete!!!!!!!

Gonna keep My eyes open wide for you tonight! And if not tonight, next Thursday! ( I may even have to tape it for Zoe....that girl NEEDS cable!)

Bouncy bouncy, jumpy jumpy!
Switch Lydia





Jul 9 2008 1:21 PM

NICE!!!! GO PETE!!!!!!

NO GONG FOR YOU!!!!!!

Ok, I'll jump on your belly.
I'm no Zoe, but I've got strong legs like Her! : )
Switch Lydia





Jul 9 2008 11:25 AM

So tell us! Did you get gonged? LOL

Gonna be heading back to NYC in October, any shows planned then? I know I didn't get to see ya when I was there last time, did you want to jump on my belly for the make up? LOL

Don't be a stranger to danger!
machete





Jun 24 2008 9:40 AM

Come see the Human Floor's lovely assistant dance at:

Troupes for the Troops Burlesque Show!
Wednesday, July 2nd

8:30 pm

Cambridge YMCA Theater

820 Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, MA



Advance tickets are being sold on a "Pay What you will" basis with a minimum of $5. The minimum donation at the door is $10.

http://troupesfortroops. eventsbot. com/
machete





Jun 21 2008 7:02 PM

how was it? I hope you didn't get gonged!!!
Eva Destruction





Jun 19 2008 10:20 PM

Okay. Evidently I'm the only one leaving comments for you lately. Anyhoo: give 'em hell in L.A.
!
Eva Destruction





Jun 11 2008 10:08 AM

You are just blowing up all over the place!
Eva Destruction





Jun 6 2008 10:05 PM

Good luck tonight!
fiyahouse photo/video





Jun 5 2008 7:51 AM

thanks for the add H.F.
u rock thats awsome we gotto find some hott mass ladies to do a shoot with
Eva Destruction





Jun 2 2008 4:24 AM

So much fun last night!
Dave-tone ~





May 27 2008 10:50 PM

Hey Pete,
Just thought I'd stop by and asy hi, and wish you great success. It's a rought and tumble world out there, and it seems the good guys get down trodden...oh, yeah, we like that!
Take care,
Dave
Eva Destruction





May 25 2008 9:27 PM

I'm practicing my jump-roping...
Groverfest ’08





May 24 2008 10:51 PM

Hey The Human Floor, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!




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Eva Destruction





May 19 2008 7:41 PM

You rule!
machete





May 17 2008 11:57 AM

That was the best jumprope ever last night. i could have probably gone more but i didn't want to hurt you...too much! ;)
PJ





May 15 2008 7:12 AM

Who took your jumprope? At least they didn't take your dignity.
Eva Destruction





May 12 2008 6:43 AM

Good lord, they took your jump rope, too? Next time, you should steal their gong.
live n learn





May 5 2008 6:48 AM


Hey The Human Floor, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

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May 4 2008 4:23 PM

You know that the Tyra Banks show is on the same block as PandorasBoxNY/Paddles Club
PJ





May 2 2008 10:17 AM

As a performer who knows what it's like to get walked all over...
You're a hero!
Thanks for your welcome!
live n learn





Apr 29 2008 9:18 AM


Hey The Human Floor, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

~joeE~





Apr 29 2008 9:01 AM


Hey The Human Floor, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

BellaMinx Burly-Q





Apr 23 2008 12:51 PM

We had a great time at the JC with you! Take care and keep in touch.
Lucy Buttons





Mar 30 2008 7:42 AM

Add
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Mar 26 2008 8:41 AM

Finally done
Photobucket
JR CASH





Mar 23 2008 8:08 AM