About me:
Hello, world! My name is John Halley, and like so many “people” you find on this website, I am not a “real” person. I’m a fabrication, a façade, an alter ego at best; but I’m not going to flood your inbox with offers of free porn, iPod Nanos, or ring tones, nor am I going to claim to be a character from Star Trek. I simply figured this would be a fun spot to post random thoughts, reviews, essays, and the like to give bored internet surfers something to read for a few minutes in their stroll down the information superhighway.
If you're still reading this, you must be very bored and looking for something- anything- to read. Check out my blog; you now have something to read.
You're welcome!
Who I'd like to meet:
No one in particular, but you're welcome to send me an e-mail or post a response in my blog.
If you're a friend of William John Stinnett, you might as well be a friend of mine as well.
Comments
Mar 10 2009 7:04 AM
You shined like the sun.
Now there's a look in your eyes,
like black holes in the sky.
Where are you, John? We miss you.
Dec 31 2008 2:15 AM
Dec 26 2008 1:38 AM
Dec 16 2008 7:46 AM
...Christ, I'm bored...
Oct 20 2008 5:53 PM
You're gonna have to come in second on my list, Mr. Halley.
Oct 20 2008 4:03 AM
On the other hand, it's nice to see you're still alive and doing internet stuff. You're looking good, John. Very good! No one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE looks as FABULOUS as YOU, my BFF!
Aug 25 2008 11:19 PM
Jul 31 2008 2:01 AM
When in doubt, stick a finger up your ass and milk your prostate.
Biggest fan,
William
Jun 1 2008 4:22 PM
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Jan 16 2008 7:26 AM
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Dec 7 2007 5:36 AM
Dec 3 2007 11:37 PM
Oct 18 2007 9:03 AM
Oct 1 2007 6:45 AM
Sep 29 2007 2:27 AM
I think I am going to Eugene with my mom tonight for the bachelorette's night out.
Sep 22 2007 3:42 AM
Sep 12 2007 1:36 AM
Hey wait, someone else already called you that... Fuck.
Sep 11 2007 11:37 PM
An ass.
With cottage cheese.
Sep 8 2007 10:07 AM
Sep 5 2007 3:13 PM
Sep 4 2007 7:58 PM
And I WILL beat your score, mister. Because I am the Tetris master!!!
At least I hope I can beat it. Hah.
Kurtis left your number in his smock at work. He's bummed out that he missed our movie night.