John Halley

www.myspace.com/theillusionofjohnhalley

(I'm not a real person!)

  • John Halley

  • 24 / Male
  • Roseburg, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 10/4/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Anything I write in the interests section will be used against me by a computer program which will turn this information into an appropriate ad. The same applies to you. Keep that in mind when you fill these things out.
    That said, I'm deeply into the "Classics" for some reason. Classic video games, classic rock... Classic Star Trek? I spend much of my spare time in creative projects, usually writing, or drawing, and many times the two are combined. I also like to make films (and I think it's sad that making films is so common place these days. I made videos almost a decade before YouTube was a gleam in its creators' eyes), and aside from the typical, writing, directing, and starring aspects, I get much enjoyment in editing and sound mixing and experimenting with new ways to create special effects.
  • Music

    Pink Floyd, Classic Rock, Classical Music, Jack Johnson, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Regina Spektor
  • Movies

    The Gods Must Be Crazy I & II
    The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951 version)
    Batman: The Dark Knight
    K-PAX
    SAW (just the original)
    A Clockwork Orange
    Fight Club
  • Television

    Family Guy, Futurama, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Quantum Leap,
  • Books

    Christmas Wish List:
    K-PAX
    K-PAX II: On a Beam of Light
    K-PAX III: Worlds of Prot
    K-PAX IV: A New Visitor From The Constellation Lyra

    ...I bet you didn't realize the movie was based on a book...

Blurbs

About me:

Hello, world! My name is John Halley, and like so many “people” you find on this website, I am not a “real” person. I’m a fabrication, a façade, an alter ego at best; but I’m not going to flood your inbox with offers of free porn, iPod Nanos, or ring tones, nor am I going to claim to be a character from Star Trek. I simply figured this would be a fun spot to post random thoughts, reviews, essays, and the like to give bored internet surfers something to read for a few minutes in their stroll down the information superhighway. If you're still reading this, you must be very bored and looking for something- anything- to read. Check out my blog; you now have something to read. You're welcome!

Who I'd like to meet:

No one in particular, but you're welcome to send me an e-mail or post a response in my blog. If you're a friend of William John Stinnett, you might as well be a friend of mine as well.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 28 comments
  • Mar 10 2009 7:04 AM

    Remember when you were young?
    You shined like the sun.


    Now there's a look in your eyes,
    like black holes in the sky.


    Where are you, John? We miss you.
  • Dec 31 2008 2:15 AM

    AhYoOm gUnnuh rIP yoo buMpeE1
  • Dec 26 2008 1:38 AM

    Turd burglar.
  • Dec 16 2008 7:46 AM

    Fake people are infinitely cooler than real people.

    ...Christ, I'm bored...
  • Oct 20 2008 5:53 PM

    William is right, nobody looks as fabulous as you... Except him.

    You're gonna have to come in second on my list, Mr. Halley.
  • Oct 20 2008 4:03 AM

    Your picture is fucking huge, John. It distorts my Top 12 page, and I'm not a fan of it.

    On the other hand, it's nice to see you're still alive and doing internet stuff. You're looking good, John.
    Very good! No one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE looks as FABULOUS as YOU, my BFF!
  • Aug 25 2008 11:19 PM

    Ummm...I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but comets don't log on Myspace...
  • Jul 31 2008 2:01 AM

    John,

    When in doubt, stick a finger up your ass and milk your prostate.

    Biggest fan,

    William
  • Jun 1 2008 4:22 PM

    Hey, I just added you as a Real Top Friend! Click here to add me back!

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  • Jan 16 2008 7:26 AM

    John Halley signed my boob today.
  • Dec 24 2007 7:45 AM

    John Halley is in a relationship? With who? ;)
  • Dec 17 2007 7:44 PM

    Greatest Jazz Musician. "FUCK YOU!"

  • Dec 17 2007 7:50 PM

    Okay I just watched it again, and he doesn't yell fuck you... He yells "Suck my dick!" Even better!
  • Dec 13 2007 6:17 PM

    William, smile and kill your dialup:

  • Dec 7 2007 5:36 AM

    Me too.
  • Dec 3 2007 11:37 PM

    Did you drop off of the face of the Earth or what?
  • Oct 18 2007 9:03 AM

    What in the actual fuck are you doing "online now!" or within the last however many minutes for it to say you are...
  • Oct 1 2007 6:45 AM

    GO TO BED!!!
  • Sep 29 2007 2:27 AM

    WHY AREN'T YOU ONLINE?

    I think I am going to Eugene with my mom tonight for the bachelorette's night out.
  • Sep 22 2007 3:42 AM

    Where did you go & come back.
  • Sep 12 2007 1:36 AM

    You are an ass, John.


    Hey wait, someone else already called you that... Fuck.
  • Sep 11 2007 11:37 PM

    You are an ass, John.

    An ass.

    With cottage cheese.
  • Sep 8 2007 10:07 AM

    I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that are holding up my belt. I don't know what's really happenin' down there. Who is the real hero?
  • Sep 5 2007 3:13 PM

    It's a funny thing - When I play Mario and I am in the castles I think of level 9 of Tetris (I guess the colors make me think of lava?) and want to play Tetris, but when I play level 9 of Tetris it makes me think of the castles and I just want to play Mario. I just can't win!!!!!!
  • Sep 4 2007 7:58 PM

    OMG (about the ceiling window thing)

    And I WILL beat your score, mister. Because I am the Tetris master!!!

    At least I hope I can beat it. Hah.

    Kurtis left your number in his smock at work. He's bummed out that he missed our movie night.