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The Impotents
2-step / Garage / Surf

"Memebers of the Wasteful American's League..."

Henderson, Nevada
United States

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Last Login:  7/6/2008
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Member Since12/15/2005
Band Websitemyspace.com/theimpotents
Band MembersOriginal line-up: Dan - Guitar & vocals, Hawg - Bass & vocals, Sean - drums..........
Not So Original Line-up: Dan - Guitar & vocals, Hawg - Bass & vocals, Chim-Chim - Drums.




..........................................................You are getting very Impotent...
InfluencesTiny Tim
Sounds LikeThe wolfman spewin goo...
Record LabelGimpy's Deluxe Records
Type of LabelIndie




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   About The Impotents
The Impotents began with two lazy sods who were tired of well produced music running rampid in the world and descided to do something about it. They began in the courtyard of a certain "home", jamming at extreme volumes with some pretty lofi music. "Urika, we've found our sound!" exclaimed Dan (Guitarz and Growls) and Hawg (Bass and Growls). Now all that was left was capturing these tunes on a perfectly capable Tascam® 4-Track recording studio. But that was not bad enough for them, so they added tape hissing, record needle sounds, wind and various other noize to kill the "Beatles" quality sound and bring it to the depths of "The Impotents" sound... It was all over after that. Thier line up would change slightly, encompasing two different drummers. The first, Sean, from a very popular local punk band, until he disappeared one "wendy" day, never to be seen again. The second drummer, Chim-Chim, also from a local "heroin" punk band, came on the scene after Sean never showed up for the opening gig slot with the Voodoo Glow Skullz. Thier live shows were among the loudest, only supperseeded by Ministry and Dio. Hawg often ended up with bloody hands from beating his bass to a pulp, and Chim-Chim would often be put on bed rest from playing entire shows standing up. Dan, on the other hand, destroyed many amplifiers by smashing them on the ground with the reverb turned up to 10, just to hear that wonderful sound it made. All in all, these guys made quite an impression on the Henderson and Vegas scene the few years that they haunted it. All of 200 of thier songs were written about true life scenerios that could only be told by Dan and Hawg... to be continued... More to come...

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The Impotents has 638 friends.
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Daniel





Jul 17 2008 10:21 AM

HOT VAGINA HAVA GOOD TIMEA!!!!!!!
GUNSLINGERS (No More Invention Available)





Jul 14 2008 5:49 AM

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Rustan





Jul 6 2008 10:38 PM

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Look at this video that I found!

Geronimo Productions





May 23 2008 8:04 AM

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jessy bulbo


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May 23 2008 1:22 AM

hola The Impotents ! qué tal? yo aquí escribiendo todo el día este mismo saludo a todos mis friends. ya hasta las teclas que uso en este mismo estúpido e insípido recadito están como los jeans que usa mi papá para bañar al perro. ojalá tuviera algo más deinspiración. pero te aseguro que si llega la usaré para una rola, no para andar bombardeando myspace con saludos desnutridos. ayós! besitos!


Wurm





Mar 23 2008 4:10 PM

It was national corndog day yesterday.

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Spooky Prom (An original b-movie party)





Jan 25 2008 5:22 AM



No intentes correr, no mires atrás... Camina como ellos en la Zombie Walk!!

La Oscura Ceremonia hace un llamado a la todos los zombis, no-muertos, y cualquier ente (mounstros, hombres-lobos, gente vampirizada, momias, fantasmas) que se quiera unir a esta mounstrosa concentración zombi para participar en la primera ZOMBIE WALK de Barcelona, por el paseo marítimo de Badalona.

Hora de encuentro: 20:00h

Punto de encuentro: Al inicio del Paseo Marítimo de Badalona (Fuera del Mc Donald’s)
Los zombis marcharán amistosamente por todo el Paseo Marítimo.
Al finalizar la concentración zombi:

¡MONSTRUO-FIESTA SPOOKY WALK!

Sala Carretera 13 (C/ Isidre Nonell 9)
22:00h – 6:00h

Premio al mejor mounstro de la noche, un presentador de Miedo! comida para zombis, sangre, rock and roll, psychobilly, surf y punk terrorífico y horror toda la Spooky noche.
Pase de la película: Real Zombie Revolver de Adrián Cardona (Eskoria Films) con música de J. Oskura Nájera (Eyaculación Post Mortem) y Jairo Moreno (Motorzombis).

La Zombie Walk será filmada y capturada para la historia Zombie de España.
Daniel





Jan 20 2008 9:43 AM

HOT SLOT YEEEEEEE-AAAAY!
Thee Swank Bastards





Jan 18 2008 12:45 AM

is that Clay
Daniel





Jan 17 2008 3:15 PM

IT SAID THERE WAS NEW MUSIC ADDED, AND I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FUCK IT IS!!!!!!!!
THE MAPES (new songs up)





Jan 3 2008 2:24 PM

Spooky Prom (An original b-movie party)





Nov 18 2007 11:59 AM

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Este año los estudiantes de Spooky High School, vestidos de frívola etiqueta o ceñido tuxedo, se dirigen a la capital para celebrar el baile de Promoción del 2007 para los alumnos licenciados en invierno.


La música esa noche vendrá de manos de bandas de alumnos, ex alumnos y repetidores con nombres tan jocosos como “Los Motorzombis” o “Los Tiki Phantoms” para que no falte el surf y Rock’n’Roll de ultratumba, porque para tumbas abiertas tendremos a “Eyaculación Post Mortem”, venidos directamente del tanatorio municipal, incluso los mismísimos “Baby Horror” nos traen su banda para dislocarnos el esqueleto, así como el ganador del pasado concurso de imitadores de Elvis Presley celebrado en Barcelona (Oklahoma) por el mismo instituto: “Ray Cadillac”.



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FAST FOOD





Nov 10 2007 2:26 PM

Hey, amigos! Now you can listen to “Surfin’Dora” ,song in advance taken from our upcoming new album ELECTRIC ROMANCE.
See you on the beach!
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THE MAPES (new songs up)





Sep 5 2007 11:41 AM

the mapes "tits" (in the studio)

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jessy bulbo


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Aug 17 2007 2:44 PM

Qué dijeron? esa jessy no tiene ni una rola de amor, todas son de despecho no? pues nel, ya subimos la prueba irrefutable de que no solo es comadre de paquita y lupita dalessio. Escucha el bombon y peligro, ademas búscate en las fotos del vive en my...
Daniel





Aug 12 2007 9:48 PM

Fuckin awesome!!!!!
GHIGO & Fun Club U.S.A





Jul 24 2007 11:15 PM

when the impotence is potence...it's wonder ( ! )
The Treblemakers





Jul 16 2007 8:55 AM

Thanks for being our friend!

Yeller Bellies





Apr 30 2007 4:34 PM

Hell yeah!!!
Who knew garage was alive and well in Hooterville-
Luv it...

Rob
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Apr 3 2007 8:09 AM

Happy Easter!!!

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Mar 19 2007 9:47 PM

Hey The Impotents, it might just be the beer talking, but Sluts love ya!

THE COSMIC VAMPIRES





Mar 15 2007 9:34 PM

Historias de Terror
MERCHSPIN





Jan 29 2007 8:26 AM

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